Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch
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« Reply #1775 on: November 18, 2014, 11:56:36 PM »

Actually King, perhaps I spoke too broadly.  Most of us are not bathed in prayer, but you are:

I wash my face with Jesus every morning.


Of course. Jesus is the King of Kings after all.

Yeah, but I heard he dries out your skin. Is there a version with aloe now?
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« Reply #1776 on: November 19, 2014, 12:17:56 AM »

Actually King, perhaps I spoke too broadly.  Most of us are not bathed in prayer, but you are:

I wash my face with Jesus every morning.


Of course. Jesus is the King of Kings after all.

Yeah, but I heard he dries out your skin. Is there a version with aloe now?

Yes! Thank God, Aloelujah!
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« Reply #1777 on: November 19, 2014, 12:59:48 AM »

Jeff really reminds more and more of Michael Jackson.
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« Reply #1778 on: November 19, 2014, 01:06:57 AM »

Bushie, how do you know this thread and the advice/"ridicule" you receive are not part of God's plan for you and a message he is giving to you?

Because our advice is not bathed in prayer.


hahaha holy sh[inks] the clarence post right after it

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« Reply #1779 on: November 19, 2014, 01:22:05 AM »

Where is Clarence these days? He was a great man.
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« Reply #1780 on: November 19, 2014, 05:52:58 AM »

Bushie, how do you know this thread and the advice/"ridicule" you receive are not part of God's plan for you and a message he is giving to you?

Because our advice is not bathed in prayer.


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That sounds like he's saying that he had new revelations at that time that showed him how to bring Jesus glory in a way that he hadn't been before that trip.  But does Bushie honestly believe today that he's been living a Christ-centered life during these past ~2.5 years in a way that he hadn't been in the previous ~2.5 years?
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« Reply #1781 on: November 19, 2014, 08:12:35 AM »

That sounds like he's saying that he had new revelations at that time that showed him how to bring Jesus glory in a way that he hadn't been before that trip.  But does Bushie honestly believe today that he's been living a Christ-centered life during these past ~2.5 years in a way that he hadn't been in the previous ~2.5 years?

Watch out: you'll soon be on ignore, too!
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« Reply #1782 on: November 19, 2014, 08:24:46 AM »

That, if anything, would be my problem with your faith. You have so many abilities and so much latent potential. You just choose not to do anything with it.

There is no such thing as free will and personal responsibility in his faith. 

Oh, and watching Rudolph and Frosty is a bit 6 year old-ish, no?
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« Reply #1783 on: November 19, 2014, 08:55:49 AM »

Good morning, folks.  I'm at work.  It was hard getting out of bed this morning.  I went to bed at a good time, but was extra sleepy this morning.  Anyway, I'm here.  Millions of Americans of all ages enjoy watching Rudolph and Frosty when they come on CBS each year, so to consider then childish is very far fetched.  I will say it again, there is nothing wrong with celebrating Christmas half the year like I do.  It's perfectly acceptable.
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« Reply #1784 on: November 19, 2014, 09:12:55 AM »

The power just went down to the block.  There is construction just 1/4 mile away and they may have cut the line...
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« Reply #1785 on: November 19, 2014, 09:17:33 AM »

Good morning, folks.  I'm at work.  It was hard getting out of bed this morning.  I went to bed at a good time, but was extra sleepy this morning.  Anyway, I'm here.  Millions of Americans of all ages enjoy watching Rudolph and Frosty when they come on CBS each year, so to consider then childish is very far fetched.  I will say it again, there is nothing wrong with celebrating Christmas half the year like I do.  It's perfectly acceptable.

Fair enough, it's an annual special that's been around for half a century and I know a lot of families that sit around and watch these two movies every Christmas.

Jesus himself would slap you if he saw you.
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« Reply #1786 on: November 19, 2014, 09:39:41 AM »

what behavior do you consider unacceptable Bushie? Genuinely curious. Other than drugs and murder, of course.
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« Reply #1787 on: November 19, 2014, 10:04:58 AM »

what behavior do you consider unacceptable Bushie? Genuinely curious. Other than drugs and murder, of course.

Is Bushie still accepting of the gays, or he is back to believing it's an abomination?
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« Reply #1788 on: November 19, 2014, 10:08:11 AM »

Well, the day is over!!  The power looks like it will be off all day.  All the contractors have been given the rest of the day off.
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« Reply #1789 on: November 19, 2014, 10:10:15 AM »
« Edited: November 19, 2014, 10:13:05 AM by HockeyDude »

what behavior do you consider unacceptable Bushie? Genuinely curious. Other than drugs and murder, of course.

Is Bushie still accepting of the gays, or he is back to believing it's an abomination?

I believe Our Dear Friend has backtracked from his liberalization on the "gay issue".  Sunday-workers, liars, and idol-worshippers still get a pass, though.  It's very difficult to identify those people by just looking at them, you see.  Hate is the most shallow and simple of human emotions, so who to direct it at can not, by definition, be complicated. 
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« Reply #1790 on: November 19, 2014, 10:13:46 AM »

what behavior do you consider unacceptable Bushie? Genuinely curious. Other than drugs and murder, of course.

Is Bushie still accepting of the gays, or he is back to believing it's an abomination?

I believe Our Dear Friend has backtracked from his liberalization on the "gay issue".  Sunday-workers, liars, and idol-worshippers still get a pass, though.  

And especially those who like to mix dairy with beef, like for instance, a triple bacon cheeseburger from Braum's. They get a speed pass to heaven.
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« Reply #1791 on: November 19, 2014, 10:32:19 AM »

Well, the day is over!!  The power looks like it will be off all day.  All the contractors have been given the rest of the day off.

That would be great if you were a salaried worker who could afford to miss the hours.  You're not.  Stop celebrating.
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« Reply #1792 on: November 19, 2014, 10:53:21 AM »

It appears Our Dear Friend is offline now. Over/Under: 3 hour nap.
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« Reply #1793 on: November 19, 2014, 11:18:28 AM »

It appears Our Dear Friend is offline now. Over/Under: 3 hour nap.

Waaaaaaaay over.  He's got a solid 6-7 hrs until Granny wakes him up for dinner.
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« Reply #1794 on: November 19, 2014, 11:20:22 AM »

What he needs to do is his laundry and help his 97 year old Granny clean the house, so SHE can nap.
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« Reply #1795 on: November 19, 2014, 11:23:43 AM »

52 of 80 possible hours worked since being hired. $6.50/hr effectively at this job.
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« Reply #1796 on: November 19, 2014, 11:25:37 AM »

52 of 80 possible hours worked since being hired. $6.50/hr effectively at this job.

bleeding money from Tulsa on the other end.
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« Reply #1797 on: November 19, 2014, 11:28:49 AM »

What he needs to do is his laundry and help his 97 year old Granny clean the house, so SHE can nap.

His Granny does not need much sleep.  Granny likes how the chores keep her active and busy.  Granny enjoys cooking.  HE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG!
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« Reply #1798 on: November 19, 2014, 11:32:21 AM »

It's like going home early from school or something!! But Bushie seems to have the attitude that this is school. Where he should be is at the gym. But lunch and a nap sound about right.
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« Reply #1799 on: November 19, 2014, 11:38:19 AM »

Remember, he LOVES CAD so much a great day means not having to do any at all!
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