Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[IceSpear]

We're back at the hotel and in for the evening.  We're pooped, but we had a very good day.  We're going to try to leave between 5 and 6 am tomorrow.

Definitely read that as "We've." I was about to say that this has definitely crossed a line with details.

Was just about to post this...

[IceSpear]

We're back in paradise!  (Aka Oklahoma)!

said no one, ever

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I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today

What?!



....what

[IceSpear]

It's been a good day, guys.  I haven't done a whole lot, just watched football all day.

Classic.

[IceSpear]

Bushie, you seem to have fallen for a common misconception. Revelation is the final book of the Christian New Testament, heavily steeped in obscure imagery. It was written by an unknown author during the first century CE.

You seem to be referring to events described in the best-selling apocalyptic thriller Left Behind, co-written by the American evangelical Chistian minister Tim LaHaye in the mid-90s and loosely inspired by imagery described in Revelation. It was made into a direct-to-video movie starring Kirk Cameron in 2000.

LOL, dying.

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Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

is this real life

[IceSpear]

Man this makes it all the more hilarious in hindsight that Bushie wanted to pursue A+ Certification.

Is there anything hilarious about the fact that Bushie is about to start a CADD job despite being apparently incapable of even downloading the CADD software and will be working on contracts involving defense-related matters? How many people are going to die as a result of this?

Didn't you say you were leaving the thread because you felt like an abused spouse?

I guess you just can't quit Bushie?

[IceSpear]

I've had a long, boring day off today, so I took some of you guys' ideas for Update-opoly and sketched this out:

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Let me know if I should make any edits.  You'll probably notice that the property color blocks are grouped by theme (except the pink block, which was a random assortment of whatever was left, but whatever).  Any further suggestions?

I've already got a ton of ideas for the Chance and Community Chest cards.

LOL, I'm dying from laughing so hard. Pure gold.

[IceSpear]

Bushie, are you upset that Fallin was re-elected?

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Bushie, do you realize normal humans don't have perpetual headaches?

[IceSpear]

Guys, stop being so mean to Bushie. You can't seriously expect him to do something as difficult as drinking water. Let's break this down into simpler steps. Maybe in the shower, open your mouth a bit and swallow just a tad. No pressure. Once you master this, we can work our way up to a full bottle.

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Maybe Bushie should just go into hibernation since he already sleeps like 22 hours a day anyway.