Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

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I'm pretty sure Halloween is illegal in Oklahoma, just like the Harry Potter books.

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Bushie says he can't survive on less than $11 an hour. That's a lie. He can't eat his Braums feasts every day and pay for a wastefully expensive cable package that shows all his football games on $11 an hour. I usually try to look at things from Bushie's perspective and think he gets it a little too hard from a lot of people here, but this latest showing of laziness and entitlement, when his parents are forced to subsidize his relatively extravagant lifestyle, is pretty indefensible.

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Even this evening, while I watch Monday Night Football, I am going to prepare for my interview and I have been job searching all day and all evening.

TURN OFF THE FOOTBALL AND FOCUS FULLY ON PREPARING FOR THE INTERVIEW

jesus f[inks]ing christ

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Morden, that's a firm no!!

Why?!

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Bushie please stop watching football now and focus on your CAD(D) every evening.

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I am #praying that you pass the drug test

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What about this time, Gramps?

Bushie was saying how proud he was that he paid a bill today. Turns out his parents are the ones who paid for it.

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ummm it's a computer program, not an old car, why wouldn't it still work?

Do you plan on ever practicing your CAD(D) with the television off?

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Good lord.

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You are telling me that you dont own a pair of khakis or can't buy something off the rack.  You dont need a bloody tailor...

I've got 3 pair of slacks, I need one more to be comfortable.  I usually wear one pair twice depending on how dirty or sweaty I get.

Holy $hit, do a load of laundry mid week and stop wasting $.

He doesn't even have to do a load mid-week? If he has three then he can rotate them once in the week and be fine until the weekend. Come on Bushie.

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The bills he could pay off with all the gas he wastes driving around constantly...

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guys bushie needs to conserve energy now that the temperature is dropping and we're entering the winter months, if he doesn't sleep 15-16 hours per day he will die.

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Wow, the writers are really focusing on Bushie's Walter White-esque transformation this season!

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I haven't done a whole lot, just watched football all day.  

RIP "playing" with CAD(D) for max 45 minutes.

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at least he "found" 4 pairs of khakis, which might save as much as $100.

You know Mom and Dad were thrilled with this development, and probably had an extra nice Sunday breakfast.

Let's hope Papa Bushie stashed away some of the savings for a new train!

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Why would God allow Satan to be let loose and cause havoc?

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BREAKING NEWS:  My background check and drug test just came back fine!!!  I will get the employment documents shortly!!!!

I knew my #prayers would get the job done #blessed

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Jesus christ he even falls for scam websites when it comes to his own theology.

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What's this?  You mean to say that something related to religion is in fact a scam?!  I, for one, am shocked to my core.

Well of course the whole religious thing is a scam, but this website seems to be even more of a scam than usual.

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Wouldn't they want the world government to take power ASAP so can Jesus can come back?

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This is the CAD certificate all over again! RIP job 😭

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Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

RIP Diet.

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hahah the bushie family/mcpoyle comparison is terrific

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Wait I thought you found an extra pair of pants and didn't need to buy any??

These days the twists are coming fast and furious, and it's so hard to keep up.

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Bushie is either lying or simply too lazy to bother checking. Anyone can download a copy of AutoCAD. You do not need a .edu e-mail address to create an account.

WHAT A TWIST