Replace a Sitting Senator

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

If you could have a senator instantly kicked out of office and replaced with someone of your choice, who gets the boot, and who gets to swap in?

[Maxwell]

Mark Pryor gets replaced with zombie Barry Goldwater, but if that's not allowed, Monica Wehby.

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

Dianne Feinstein --> Xavier Becerra
Amy Klobuchar --> Zombie Paul Wellstone

[H. Ross Peron]

Deb Fischer with William Jennings Bryan, Ted Cruz with Ralph Yarborough, and James Inhofe with Hubert Humphrey

[Indy Texas]

Ted Cruz --> literally anybody else

[Flake]

If the person doesn't have to be from the same state:
Mike Lee -----> Amanda Curtis

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Amy Klobuchar-->Mike McFadden
Elizabeth Warren-->Scott Brown
Tim Kaine-->Pat Buchanan
Ted Cruz-->Ron Paul
Barbara Boxer-->Nancy Reagan (why the hell not?)
Jeanne Shaheen-->Marilinda Garcia
Lindsey Graham-->Mark Sanford

[New_Conservative]

Elizabeth Warren --> Scott Brown

[SPC]

Lindsey Graham->Mark Sanford
John McCain->David Schweikert
Harry Reid ->Wayne Allan Root (Are they any decent pols in Nevada?)

[tpfkaw]

Chuck Schumer -> Zombie Aaron Burr

[Mordecai]

Ted Cruz --> literally anybody else

This.

To be specific though:

Saxby Chambliss --> Max Cleland

Ted Cruz --> Zombie Lyndon Johnson

Ron Johnson --> Russ Feingold

Mitch McConnell --> Alison Lundergan Grimes

[IceSpear]

McConnell -> Grimes

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

All

[LeBron]

If I had to choose just one, Rob Portman --> Chris Redfern (Portman's not bad, but he's not great either; + Redfern's plain awesome)

Among others:

Jeff Sessions --> Our hero Victor Sanchez Williams
Mitch McConnell --> Alison Lundergan Grimes
John Cornyn --> Julian Castro
John Thune --> Rick Weiland
Thad Cochran --> Connie Moran
John McCain --> Gabrielle Giffords
Johnny Isakson --> Jason Carter
Pat Roberts --> Kelly Kultala
Jim Inhofe --> Any LGBT Oklahoman he's offended over the years
James Lankford --> Brad Henry
Marco Rubio --> Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Ron Johnson --> Ron Kind
Kelly Ayotte --> Maggie Hassan
Mike Enzi --> Cathy Connolly
Steve Daines --> Steve Bullock
Pat Toomey --> Joe Sestak
Lisa Murkowski --> Ethan Berkowitz
Chuck Grassley --> Tom Vilsack

Mark Pryor --> Vic Snyder
Joe Manchin --> Nick Casey
Heidi Heitkamp --> Ed Schultz

Sherrod Brown with Ed FitzGerald (ok, I'm joking).

You probably wouldn't want Brown as Senator, either. Boccieri or Portune might be more in line with your views.

[Wake Me Up When The Hard Border Ends]

Harry Reid -> Sue Lowden or Wayne Allen Root
Mark Pryor -> Tom Cotton
Mark Udall -> Cory Gardner
Michael Bennett -> Ken Buck
Mary Landrieu -> Bill Cassidy
David Vitter -> Bobby Jindal (once he finishes his term as governor), or Buddy Roemer
Elizabeth Warren -> Scott Brown
Tammy Baldwin -> Tommy Thompson
Barbara Boxer -> Nancy Reagan (had to steal this one Sanchez )

[Modernity has failed us]

Ted Cruz -> Wendy Davis
Dianne Fienstein -> Zack de la Rocha from Rage Against The Machine
Ron Johnson -> Russ Feingold

[Antonio the Sixth]

Mitch McConnell - with any Democrat, really.

[SWE]

All of the senators I want to see kicked out:

Jeff Sessions -> Victor Sanchez Williams
Richard Shelby -> Grace McGee
Lisa Murkowski -> Jim Sykes
Mark Begich -> Mike Gravel
John McCain -> John Kromko
Jeff Flake -> Vance Hansen
Mark Pryor -> Mark Swaney
John Boozman -> Josh Drake
Dianne Feinstein -> Stewart Alexander
Barbara Boxer -> Peter Camejo
Mark Udall -> Harry Hempy
Michael Bennett -> Art Goodtimes
Richard Blumenthal -> Ralph Nader
Chris Murphy -> Todd Vachon
Tom Carper -> Andrew Groff
Chris Coons -> Michael Berg
Bill Nelson -> Brian Moore
Marco Rubio -> Farid Khavari
Saxby Chambliss -> John Benson
Johnny Isakson -> Adam Griffin
Brian Schatz -> Roseanne Barr
Mazie Hirono -> Keiko Bonk
Jim Risch -> Jill Humble
Mike Crapo -> Kevin Bayhouse
Dick Durbin -> Jose Mujica
Mark Kirk -> Karen Lewis
Dan Coats -> Andrea Leach
Joe Donnelly -> Zombie Eugene Debs
Chuck Grassley -> Wendy Barth
Tom Harkin -> Ted Pfieff
Pat Roberts -> Scott Barnhart
Jerry Moran -> Larry Burks
Mitch McConnell -> Ed Marksberry
Rand Paul -> TNF
Mary Landrieu -> Eliot Barron
David Vitter -> Malik Rahim
Susan Collins -> Shenna Bellows
Angus King -> John Rensenbrink
Barbara Mikulski -> Jared Ball
Ben Cardin -> Kevin Zeese
Elizabeth Warren -> Jill Stein
Ed Markey -> Eric Chester
Carl Levin -> Jerry White
Debbi Stabenow -> Matt Erad
Amy Klobuchar -> Cheri Honkla
Al Franken -> Chris Wright
Thad Cochran -> Sherman Lee Dillon
Roger Wicker -> Jan Hillegas
Claire McCaskill -> Midge Potts
Roy Blunt -> Nicolas Ladendorf
Jon Tester -> Zombie Joseph Dixon
John Walsh -> Amanda Curtis
Mike Johanns -> Steve Larrick
Deb Fischer -> Doug Paterson
Harry Reid -> David Gibson
Dean Heller -> Kathy Rusco
Jeanne Shaheen -> Zombie John P. Hale
Kelly Ayotte -> Sawx
Robert Menendez -> Alyson Kennedy
Cory Booker -> Greg Pason
Tom Udall -> James Grose
Martin Heinreich -> Em Ward
Chuck Schumer -> James Harris
Kirsten Gillibrand -> Stephen Durham
Richard Burr -> Rosa Cllemente
Kay Hagan -> George Friday
John Hoeven -> Zombie Arthur Townley
Heidi Heitkamp -> Zombie Arthur Basset
Sherrod Brown -> Anita Rios
Rob Portman -> Daniel LaBotz
James Inhofe -> Joan Farr
Tom Coburn -> Contance Johnson
Ron Wyden -> Jason Levin
Jeff Merkley -> Christina Lugo
Bob Casey -> Peta Lindsay
Pat Toomey -> Paul Glover
Jack Reed -> David Seegal
Sheldon Whitehouse -> Jeff Johnson
Lindsey Graham -> Jim Reeves
Tim Scott -> Tom Clements
Tim Johnson ->  Zombie M. J. Foley
John Thune -> Zombie Walter Williams
Lamar Alexander -> Martin Pleasant
Bob Corker -> Isa Infantea
John Cornyn -> Kat Swift
Ted Cruz -> Spicybrown Sanchez
Orrin Hatch -> Rocky Anderson
Mike Lee -> Lew Jepson
Patrick Leahy -> Matthew Andrews
Bernie Sanders -> Pete Diamandstone
Mark Warner -> Josh Ruebner
Tim Kaine -> Kathleen Harrigan
Patty Murray -> Kshama Sawant
Maria Cantwell -> Jess Spear
Jay Rockefeller -> Jesse Johnson
Joe Manchin -> Bob Baber
Rons Johnson -> Paul Cigler
Tammy Baldwin -> Frank Koehm
Mike Enzi -> Curt Goshell
John Barasso -> Don Wills

[Chunk Yogurt for President!]

John Cornyn-Ron Paul
Mitch McConnell-Matt Bevin
Lindsey Graham-Bob Conley

[SNJ1985]

Limiting it to people who are still alive and have some connection to the same state as the Senator I'm replacing...

Replace Richard Shelby with Roy Moore
Replace Lisa Murkowski with Joe Miller
Replace Mark Begich with J.R. Myers
Replace Dianne Feinstein with Mark Dice
Replace Barbara Boxer with Jack T. Chick
Replace Mark Udall with Tom Tancredo
Replace Richard Blumenthal with Peter Brimelow
Replace Bill Nelson with Chuck Baldwin
Replace Marco Rubio with Ted Yoho
Replace Joe Donnelly with John Hostettler
Replace Mitch McConnell with Thomas Massie
Replace Saxby Chambliss with Derrick Grayson
Replace Johnny Isakson with Paul Broun
Replace Susan Collins with Paul LePage
Replace Barbara Mikulski with Michael Peroutka
Replace Ben Cardin with Glen Glass
Replace Elizabeth Warren with Scott Lively
Replace Ed Markey with Brian Camenker
Replace Carl Levin with Kerry Bentivolio
Replace Debbie Stabenow with Justin Amash
Replace Thad Cochran with Chris McDaniel
Replace Harry Reid with David Lory VanDerBeek
Replace Jeanne Shaheen with Robert C. Smith
Replace Bob Menendez with Jeff Bell
Replace Cory Booker with Andrew Napolitano
Replace Kay Hagan with Robby Wells
Replace Ron Wyden with Herbert Titus
Replace Jeff Merkley with James E. Leuenberger
Replace Bob Casey, Jr. with Jim Clymer
Replace Pat Toomey with Mike Folmer
Replace Lindsey Graham with Bob Conley
Replace Lamar Alexander with Jimmy Duncan
Replace Bob Corker with Mark Clayton
Replace John Cornyn with Ron Paul
Replace Mark Warner with Pat Buchanan
Replace Tim Kaine with Virgil Goode
Replace Jay Rockefeller with Phil Hudok
Replace Tammy Baldwin with Glenn Grothman

Also, while we're at it; replace Canadian MP Paul Dewar with Henry Makow.

[ElectionsGuy]

1. Lindsey Graham --> Mark Sanford (as some have already mentioned)
2. Dianne Feinstein --> Neel Kashkari
3. Harry Reid --> Brian Sandoval
4. John Cornyn --> Ron Paul

[Orser67]

For me, replacing Ted Cruz with Joaquin Castro just barely beats replacing Rand Paul with Alison Lundergan Grimes.

Rest of my top 5:
Mike Lee to Jim Matheson
Collins to Emily Cain
Rubio to...wow, Florida Democrats are terrible. Kathy Castor, I guess.

[Rockefeller GOP]

Angus King --> Olympia Snowe

[IceSpear]

Angus King --> Olympia Snowe

Didn't Miss Snowe leave because she was tired of the nutjob teabaggers poisoning Congress' ability to get anything done? Maybe you should follow her lead.

[Rockefeller GOP]

Angus King --> Olympia Snowe

Didn't Miss Snowe leave because she was tired of the nutjob teabaggers poisoning Congress' ability to get anything done? Maybe you should follow her lead.

She left Congress, not the party (she endorsed Romney).  Haha, what would I "leave," voting??