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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2014, 10:51:23 PM »

Several months into serving as Governor of Pennsylvania it is revealed that he actually despises Hillary, known by then as the greatest President in the history of the United States. He immediately loses credibility among the Democratic base, and is subsequently primaried in the following election.
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2014, 11:57:21 PM »

Uh...

Probably some kind of inappropriate relationship that freaks out the base (probably from some time ago), but boosts support from moderates and liberals. But the money to the party will dry up and hence he'll need to go.
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2014, 01:16:44 AM »

Some sex thing.
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2014, 01:27:10 AM »

The public finds out that those "government paid extended vacations" for certain wall street executives , were actually when they're heads were cut off, and mounted over Chairman Snowstalker's favorite hottub. 
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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2014, 01:32:37 AM »

The public finds out that those "government paid extended vacations" for certain wall street executives , were actually when they're heads were cut off, and mounted over Chairman Snowstalker's favorite hottub. 

He pisses off the Democratic base in the state when they discover his private remarks about them "being fascists."
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« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2014, 03:45:22 AM »

Ordering the assassination of his many enemies.
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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2014, 07:08:10 AM »

A pay-to-play scheme.
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2014, 12:42:37 PM »

Violence in sports becomes a quasi-major issue (a la v-chips and school uniforms in the nineties), he takes an inopportune position on it, and he keeps doubling down until it becomes a big deal.
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2014, 03:30:52 PM »

Tells one of his male staffers to get a sex-change.
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« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2014, 03:40:41 PM »

Tries to fly the old stars n bars from the White House.
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2014, 05:05:51 PM »

Tries to tear down the Lincoln memorial in secret, and replace it with a Tyler Memorial
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« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2014, 05:21:48 PM »

Caught using imitation crab meat in his crabcakes instead of the real stuff.
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« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2014, 05:27:02 PM »

Caught roundly insulting political opponents not realizing that her mic was on. (The fact that she'd almost certainly be justified in her insults wouldn't save her.)
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« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2014, 07:19:00 PM »

The world hasn't overcome its asexualphobia I'm afraid. That will be his downfall.

Well it may be a guy or it may be a girl
But you're gonna have to bang somebody
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« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2014, 07:23:30 PM »

Makes an Akin-esque statement on abortion.
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« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2014, 10:08:58 AM »

His Hawaiian birth certificate is discovered to be a forgery created to allow him to run for President despite being born in Australia.
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« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2014, 10:13:23 AM »

It turns out he was actually eaten by Godzilla and just returned as a ghost.
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« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2014, 11:00:42 AM »

Well-meaning but nevertheless very illegal personal gifts.
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« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2014, 11:27:54 AM »

Illegal use of state funds to sponsor a group of queer Neo-Anglican agrarian collectivists.
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« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2014, 11:38:12 AM »

Speaks out against honor killings and is accused of "Islamophobia". 
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« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2014, 11:39:53 AM »

States there are no Muslims in South Dakota.
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« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2014, 11:53:41 AM »

Discovered to be 23 years too young to be President when his birth certificate is drudged up.
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« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2014, 12:16:58 PM »

A video surfaces of him giving former Secretary of State Madeline Albright a "Dirty Sanchez," his patented move.
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« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2014, 12:29:32 PM »

Some kind-hearted attempt to help Our Dear Friend that goes horribly awry.  

1. Bushie gets in trouble with something or other, probably caught up in another scam or a freak CADD drafting accident.  

2. Files from his computer speak of an "Update".  

3. Update is unleashed upon an unsuspecting and horrified public.

4. Here's this fellow "J-Mann" trying mightily to help him, not caustic or sarcastic like the rest of the people in the thread.

5. The American Public, aghast with the narrative of Jeff Brown, seek out patrick1, J-Mann, and any other who would even offer this monster a kind word.  They want answers.  

6. The IP is traced to the residence of the uber-popular mayor of Kansas City.

7. "Why is our mayor spending so much time helping Jeff Brown of Oklahoma, whose sweeping "Update" has unearthed America's Great New Public Enemy Number One, to excruciatingly horrifying detail?  

RIP J-Mann.  Sweet prince : (  
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« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2014, 01:46:10 PM »

Offends or actively insults religious sensibilities one time too many.
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