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Bigby
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« Reply #75 on: October 25, 2014, 08:43:40 PM »
« edited: October 28, 2014, 10:06:29 PM by Bigby »
Found to be the first President to be busted for a secret Illuminati conspiracy. Tinfoil hat sales skyrocket.

EDIT: Only 3 days later did I realize I accidentally CELTICEMPIRE.
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« Reply #76 on: October 29, 2014, 05:45:30 PM »
A terrorist attack on the UN building in Manhattan is traced back to a top level phone call from President Bigby to his Chief of Staff, simply saying 'let em' burn'. The CoS misinterpreted this as being a call to incinerate the building with most of the ambassadors inside.
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« Reply #77 on: October 29, 2014, 06:32:32 PM »
Off-the-cuff remarks favoring the recriminalization of homosexuality.
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H. Ross Peron
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« Reply #78 on: October 29, 2014, 06:45:14 PM »
Satanic orgies at Bohemian Grove
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« Reply #79 on: October 29, 2014, 06:54:11 PM »
A secret discussion is revealed with him praising Richard Nixon, saying Watergate was "no big deal" and his domestic policies were preferred to any modern Republican.
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« Reply #80 on: October 29, 2014, 06:55:21 PM »
He was once arrested for distributing raw milk laced marijuana.
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« Reply #81 on: October 29, 2014, 07:12:02 PM »
Pretending to be someone he's not.
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« Reply #82 on: October 29, 2014, 08:34:37 PM »
People get suspicious when he tries to ban everybody from government but himself. 
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« Reply #83 on: October 29, 2014, 09:11:37 PM »
He tries to make Ice Hockey the national sport, leading to protests calling for his resignation.
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« Reply #84 on: October 29, 2014, 10:39:38 PM »
He is forced to resign for office after public backlash over his comments about installing Gaelic as the official language of the US along with claiming that all men should wear William Wallace's facepaint by law.
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« Reply #85 on: October 30, 2014, 05:12:48 AM »
Impeached for pulling advice out of his ass.
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« Reply #86 on: October 30, 2014, 08:27:03 AM »
His adamantium claws pierce the back of a foreign dignitary when the ambassador gets a little frisky during a routine post-conference diplomatic hug.  International outrage ensues. 
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« Reply #87 on: October 30, 2014, 01:31:33 PM »
Being recorded for denouncing religion as nonsense
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« Reply #88 on: October 30, 2014, 01:32:33 PM »
Revealed as a member of the RACES OF MAN Facebook group
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« Reply #89 on: October 30, 2014, 01:42:33 PM »
Outed and blacklisted in the Third Red Scare.
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« Reply #90 on: October 30, 2014, 02:00:26 PM »
He reveals he was actually Rick Santorum the whole time.
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« Reply #91 on: October 30, 2014, 07:40:57 PM »
Makes a gaffe similar to Romney's "47 percent" comments.
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« Reply #92 on: October 30, 2014, 08:14:46 PM »
Covertly taped remarks insulting the intelligence of black Democratic Congresscritters.
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« Reply #93 on: October 30, 2014, 08:28:29 PM »
Uhhh, yells at somebody on Twitter.
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« Reply #94 on: October 30, 2014, 11:08:45 PM »
Revealed to have went back in time and murdered JC Denton as a baby for the Illuminati.

(Hooray for Deus Ex reference.)
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« Reply #95 on: October 31, 2014, 12:08:53 AM »
Found to have broken copyright and plagiarism laws by stealing his name from a coffee chain.
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« Reply #96 on: October 31, 2014, 12:58:17 PM »
Urging the burning of heretics at the stake
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« Reply #97 on: November 01, 2014, 12:51:57 AM »
Takes Cathcon as running mate. Frat "Brother bonding" ritual photos are revealed. Ensuing scandal takes down the entire ticket.
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« Reply #98 on: November 01, 2014, 01:07:39 AM »
Tea Partiers run him out of the primary on a rail.
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« Reply #99 on: November 01, 2014, 01:11:09 AM »
Illumnati connections proven. The Bavarian branch and UFOs split over blaming the revelation on the other, creating a power vacuum which takes down the government from behind the scenes.
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