LUMINE EATS DEAD BABIES

[Filuwaúrdjan]

[tmthforu94]

This is extremely troubling.

[SWE]

These are some shocking developments. It's become increasingly clear that the Great Socialist is the only real choice in this election.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Could this be the reason for Politics Junkie's mysterious disappearance?  The People have a right to know: Did Lumine eat Politics Junkie?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm shocked to discover Lumine is an ancient Greek God. This is troubling and serious.

[GAworth]

Could this be the reason for Politics Junkie's mysterious disappearance?  The People have a right to know: Did Lumine eat Politics Junkie?

Now it all make sense!!!!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

WILL HE COME FOR YOUR CHILDREN? STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES ON NEWS 8 AT 11.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm so relieved I don't have any children.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I'm so relieved I don't have any children.

I'm equally relieved Ignatius and I have gone over our drill for when the President is a cannibal.

[Adam Griffin]

FYI, Lumine's actually bald...which makes the act even more disgusting.

[Lincoln Republican]

The pro incest lobby continues to spend tens of millions of dollars on filthy, disgusting, and lying attack ads about Lumine, Lief, and Winfield.

Clearly, Sibboleth, KC, SWE, Ectoplasm X, Griffin, Nix, Kemp, Flo are pawns of the pro incest lobby and are obviously on the take. 

[homelycooking]

Clearly, Sibboleth, KC, SWE, Ectoplasm X, Griffin, Nix, Kemp, Flo are pawns of the pro incest lobby and are obviously on the take. 

So is Francisco de Goya, apparently.

[Paul Kemp]

Clearly, Sibboleth, KC, SWE, Ectoplasm X, Griffin, Nix, Kemp, Flo are pawns of the pro incest lobby and are obviously on the take.  

Simply ludicrous and I'm quite frankly offended by this. My only offense? Asking Winfield about the whether there was any validity to an ad targeted at him. What does he do? Rather than provide ANY sort of measured response, he goes off the chain and starts attacking EVERYDAY CITIZENS and claiming some bizarre conspiracy! It's troubling and honestly unbecoming of a public servant.

Dispute this all you want, Winfield, but the fact is that I am not a "pawn" of Nix or a "pro incest lobby." My query was completely legitimate. I was considering supporting you but your bizarre harsh response to me showed me, and hopefully actual voters in your region, your true colors. It's a shame. Admittedly, I cannot vote in your election but I would have liked to enthusiastically support an individual who I thought was sensible and a strong leader. Perhaps I was very, very wrong. A shame, really.

Claims that I am of some "pro-incest lobby" is simply laughable and I hope you are embarrassed with yourself. I have been a vocal supporter of Lief, who is the TRUE strong advocate against disgusting pro-incest policies that have crept their way into our nation. He is a kind man and a true steward of light. I recommend you take some lessons from him, Mr. Winfield.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Must be his environmentalist side at work trying to curb the population.

[Lincoln Republican]

Mr. Kemp, surely you can't be serious by telling me that you think that these viscous, lying attack ads from Mr. Nix aimed at me have any legitimacy.

Come on now.  Nobody could actually be that clueless.

I mean, the attack ads from Nix are about as intelligent as the attack ad aimed at Lumine in this thread.

Show me proof to back up the outlandish claims Nix makes about me and I will never run for public office again.

[Lincoln Republican]

Even after the election is under way, Mr. Nix is still spreading his vile lies, continuing his usual pattern of deceit that he has employed throughout this campaign.

Shame on you Mr. Nix, shame on you.

I can see the pro incest lobby has paid you off handsomely to run these attack ads against me.

I implore you, Mr. Nix, with all the strength that I can muster, to free yourself from the evil clutches of the pro incest lobby, Mr. Nix, before it is too late.

[free my dawg]

Huh. I guess pro-incest is the new neoliberal nowadays.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

One can't help but wonder whether Mr. Winfield is in fact an agent provocateur sent by the pro-incest lobby in a futile attempt to damage the credibility of the grassroots anti-incest movement started by Lief...

[Paul Kemp]

Mr. Kemp, surely you can't be serious by telling me that you think that these viscous, lying attack ads from Mr. Nix aimed at me have any legitimacy.

Come on now.  Nobody could actually be that clueless.

I mean, the attack ads from Nix are about as intelligent as the attack ad aimed at Lumine in this thread.

Show me proof to back up the outlandish claims Nix makes about me and I will never run for public office again.

I never said that they were valid. I said they were "troubling" which you did not address and rather attacked me; an ordinary citizen.

[angus]

LUMINE EATS DEAD BABIES

Perhaps, but he doesn't eat live ones.  Let's not lose perspective here.

[SWE]

The pro incest lobby continues to spend tens of millions of dollars on filthy, disgusting, and lying attack ads about Lumine, Lief, and Winfield.

Clearly, Sibboleth, KC, SWE, Ectoplasm X, Griffin, Nix, Kemp, Flo are pawns of the pro incest lobby and are obviously on the take. 

sh**t, he's on to us

[Lincoln Republican]

Mr. Kemp, surely you can't be serious by telling me that you think that these viscous, lying attack ads from Mr. Nix aimed at me have any legitimacy.

Come on now.  Nobody could actually be that clueless.

I mean, the attack ads from Nix are about as intelligent as the attack ad aimed at Lumine in this thread.

Show me proof to back up the outlandish claims Nix makes about me and I will never run for public office again.

I never said that they were valid. I said they were "troubling" which you did not address and rather attacked me; an ordinary citizen.

Mr. Kemp, if they are not valid, they are therefore not true, therefore there is no issue here but the fact that they are disgusting attack ads made up by Nix.

[Flake]

The pro incest lobby continues to spend tens of millions of dollars on filthy, disgusting, and lying attack ads about Lumine, Lief, and Winfield.

Clearly, Sibboleth, KC, SWE, Ectoplasm X, Griffin, Nix, Kemp, Flo are pawns of the pro incest lobby and are obviously on the take. 

I was against the bill but okay

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Wow a list without a cause.