Ted Cruz staffer trolls hard on Twitter

[All Along The Watchtower]

[King]

He appears to be another one of Ted's good ol' Canuck boys sent into invade this great nation.

[Paul Kemp]

He's right.

[Likely Voter]

Another thing that wasn't let into this country before Obamacare....



Thanks Obama!

[Paul Kemp]

and ebola

[Grumpier Than Thou]

The lady who cuts my hair told me during my last haircut that the government invented ebola and that they're going to use it as a WMD. I just didn't have the heart to tell her how wrong she was.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

The music is made for love, 'Cruzin' is made for love
I love it when were 'Cruzin' together...

The music compelled me once again.

[RI]

and ebola

You forgot Steve Jobs.

[King]

and ebola

You forgot Steve Jobs.

Jobs got fired in the 80s, though, doesn't help the narrative.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

This is both hilariously dumb and so smart it's evil.

[Joe Republic]

Yeah, but since Obamacare was passed we haven't seen Hurricane Katrina again.

OBAMACARE PREVENTS HURRICANE KATRINA

[AggregateDemand]

This sort of filth sways the unwashed hurr durr demographic. I wouldn't object if Republicans got their collars dirty, spewing specious arguments in the grimy underworld of malcontents. Republicans have traditionally been too arrogant to acknowledge their existence, preferring to make populist pitches to solidly middle class. Put on your galoshes and embrace the suck of youth voters and malcontents.

[politicus]

This is both hilariously dumb and so smart it's evil.

Well, he is educated at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, so I suppose he has to be smart (if that institution lives up to its name).

[Joe Republic]

This is both hilariously dumb and so smart it's evil.

Well, he is educated at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, so I suppose he has to be smart (if that institution lives up to its name).

Given that Albert Einstein never studied medicine, or ever really had anything to do with that field, it sounds like a truly excellent and fitting academic institution for such an esteemed gentleman as this Mr. Muzin.

[King]

This is both hilariously dumb and so smart it's evil.

Well, he is educated at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, so I suppose he has to be smart (if that institution lives up to its name).

Sounds like the name of a degree mill.

[BaconBacon96]

This is both hilariously dumb and so smart it's evil.

Well, he is educated at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, so I suppose he has to be smart (if that institution lives up to its name).

Sounds like the name of a degree mill.

It's a graduate school of Yeshiva University in New York.

[King]

This is both hilariously dumb and so smart it's evil.

Well, he is educated at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, so I suppose he has to be smart (if that institution lives up to its name).

Sounds like the name of a degree mill.

It's a graduate school of Yeshiva University in New York.

Still doesn't change what it sounds like. It's also where Howard Dean got his MD. Neat.

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Clearly we need to follow Ted Cruz's lead and completely shut down the federal government to deal with Ebola.

[New_Conservative]

Not a fan of Cruz, but his staffer made me chuckle.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

This is both hilariously dumb and so smart it's evil.

Well, he is educated at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, so I suppose he has to be smart (if that institution lives up to its name).

Estimated percentage of Texans who now believe Obamacare is to blame for Ebola?