A SEA OF COMMUNISM, CREATIONISM, and CANCER - AN ADAM FITZGERALD STORY
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« on: October 25, 2014, 02:58:44 PM »
« edited: October 25, 2014, 10:09:34 PM by IDS Emperor Maxwell »

A Common Sense Governor - Charles Darwin for the Midwest


I don't know about all of you, but I am tired. Tired of our Governor running for election unopposed, proposing a backwards agenda that will tell our students that Dinosaurs rode the earth with Jesus and that man is only 5000 years old. It's time we told him we mean business. The Governor has refused to answer for his odd positioning, and the people have no choice but to elect a real leader in Atlasia, and the only man I can think of for the job is a man by the name of Charles Darwin.

Charles Darwin had the common sense policies that came up with evolution, a policy that Adam Fitzgerald constantly rejects. Charles Darwin collected evidence, answered questions, talked to his peers, while Adam Fitzgerald avoids all confrontation, and accuses the very people who just want answers of "spamming". This is not the behavior of a Governor, but the behavior of a petulant socialist king. This is a Democracy, Governor Fitzgerald, we rejected King George so long ago.

Our search committee for a potential opponent for this Governor has come up short, until we met this tall drink of water. Charles Darwin has the evolution-believing credentials needed to lead our Midwest to prosperity, instead of a backward socialist dunghole. The choice is clear - it's time we teach our children the facts, not lies. Write-in Charles Darwin for Midwest Governor!
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2014, 03:00:52 PM »

what the Governor wants us to believe happened 5000 years ago -

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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2014, 04:24:09 PM »

Endorsed. Charles Darwin is a comrade of the volk.
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2014, 04:39:17 PM »

What is Charles Darwin's stance on teaching incest in our schools?
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2014, 04:48:54 PM »

What is Charles Darwin's stance on teaching incest in our schools?

Whatever you want it to be. The only issue that matters to Darwin is teaching evolution in schools.
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2014, 04:52:28 PM »

Endorsed from afar!
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2014, 05:02:21 PM »

I'd question Mr. Darwin's sanity and suitability for office if, as you claim, he talked to his piers.
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2014, 05:08:15 PM »

I'd question Mr. Darwin's sanity and suitability for office if, as you claim, he talked to his piers.

I meant peers, but Darwin has the ability to talk to all things, humans or not.
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2014, 06:49:46 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2014, 09:55:59 PM »

22:55   LeBronFitzGerald   The Midwest voters can sometimes be pretty stupid, Max
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2014, 09:58:09 PM »

Endorsed.
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2014, 09:59:15 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2014, 10:02:38 PM »

                           

GAME CHANGER - GOVERNOR SLANDERS VOTERS


Governor Fitzgerald has a long record of promoting his backward views on Atlasia's public, now the Governor is even slandering his own voters. Our campaign spoke to the Governor, and he said this to us...

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This is outrageous, and we encourage all of the Midwest voters to prove the Governor wrong, and instead vote for Charles Darwin. Whatever you do, do not put your vote for the Governor, because he will continue to drown the Midwest in a sea of communism, creationism, and cancer. Don't let him continue to make a fool out of your region.
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2014, 10:04:42 PM »

Oh, and just in case we don't win our battle, write-in, for a second preference, Representative Hashemite, a leader in fighting the Midwest Governor's pro-creationism, anti-freedom agenda.
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2014, 12:30:56 AM »

Taking my part in this struggle, I have sent a PM as follows:

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I am no fan of Hashemite - ideally we will have no elected governor and rule by federal decree until order is restored. But we cannot descend into chaos further.
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