disclose my criminal record, including traffic tickets, my DUI and pot bust
It's a good thing for you that you're not a poor. You'd be locked in some squalid for profit prison until the day you assume room temperature.
Putting aside the hyperbole, yes the justice systems favors those who can defend themselves with skill, to mitigate all the unpleasantness. Who knew? Believe it or not, I will be using my new license to help balance the scales a bit. I will be mostly doing pro bono work, to help Hudson, and yes, to help the poor, with whom I now live, up close and in person, right next door and on the block and across the street, whose company I enjoy. One great thing about living in a small town, is with some effort, it is so much easier to get beyond the superficial facades, and relate to folks as individuals, one person at a time, and transcend the class and race and political barriers - all of them. I just love the challenge, and if I run for office some day, goal one will be carry the housing projects - as a Republican. I just love challenges. Wish me luck Memphis, won't you?