University of Central Atlasia--Des Moines

[King]

This is the official thread for the University of Central Atlasia's Des Moines campus.

All student and faculty for University of Central Atlasia's Des Moines campus may post in this thread.

[Lief 🗽]

Where do I sign up for a cushy job as an adjunct? As a former president, I believe a salary of $1 million would be appropriate. Thank you.

[King]

In order to join UCADM in that capacity, you must first receive one of the following degrees:

Master of Arts in Dialectical Materialism
Master of Prediction Administration
Master of Liberal Bias
Postgraduate Certificate in CAD(D)
Postgraduate Certificate in CAD(D) Honors
Doctor of Medicine in Autism Spectrum Diagnosis
Doctor of Philosophy in Update Studies
Doctor of Theology in Update Studies
Doctor of Education in Update Studies

Please write an 140 character thesis in why you should receive one of the above.