Atwater & Cohn, Advertising and Consultancy

[Filuwaúrdjan]

A new advertising and political consultancy business that aims to bring a professional edge to the fusty and archaic world of fantasy elections. We offer a wide range of high quality services - some of them discreet - and operate and very reasonable prices.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Atwater & Cohn are delighted to announce our first public client; former Vice President Bacon King.

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A new client is unveiled: 'Citizens For Good Government' an independent PAC based in New York.

[Poirot]

A new client is unveiled: 'Citizens For Good Government' an independent PAC based in New York.

Do you hide behind a supposed indepedent group to do your advertising or did an Atlasian citizen (other than yourself) really contacted you to publish your ad.

I wouldn't mind joinging Citizen for Good Government. I'm a citizen and I'm for good government.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Atwater & Cohn prides itself on its high ethical standards and can confirm to Monsieur Poirot that Citizens For Good Government is a real PAC that has quite genuinely hired its services. Atwater & Cohn is not at liberty to reveal confidential information about its clients due to these selfsame high ethical standards.

[Poirot]

ooooh, maybe someone is feeling threatened and felt the need to ask for negative advertising. That would be a good sign for me. Or I could be the client asking to make me look like a big threat for the election by having ads against myself.