Do you know anyone in real life that sleeps as often as BushOklahoma does?
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« on: October 31, 2014, 09:01:30 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 09:05:34 AM »

My childhood pet dachshund around the final year of her life. RIP.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 09:07:15 AM »

My partner is pretty damn good at sleeping - mostly because she is on a cocktail of medication. She can do 12 hours and then have an hour and a half nap on some days. Bushie doesn't have that excuse. He is just psychologically 15 years old.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 09:17:38 AM »

No, if by "anyone" we are excluding pets and sloths.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 09:20:34 AM »

My mother-in-law did when she was in a nursing home (probably a lot of olds there did too) but other than that, no.
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 09:22:04 AM »

Like I've said before, there's no reason for someone who's currently unemployed as him to be taking naps as frequently as he is (and as long as they are too!) unless they are seriously sick or have done an extensive workout (and we all know what the odds of him ever doing that is...) I think he sleeps more on the average day than I did in the immediate days following certain all day Ingress operations where I only got a few hours of sleep sitting in a vehicle.
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 09:23:26 AM »

Like I've said before, there's no reason for someone who's currently unemployed as him to be taking naps as frequently as he is (and as long as they are too!) unless they are seriously sick or have done an extensive workout (and we all know what the odds of him ever doing that is...) I think he sleeps more on the average day than I did in the immediate days following certain all day Ingress operations where I only got a few hours of sleep sitting in a vehicle.

Bushie is 5'8", pushing 300, and addicted to fast food.  He's quite sick. 
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 09:24:27 AM »

His body forces him to sleep to give it some relief from getting stuffed with more disgusting food during all waking moments.
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 09:26:56 AM »

Talking with someone over IM we discovered something a bit horrifying: No life insurance site will give a quote for him. It always says "contact our underwriters".

Now that's to be expected for anyone approaching retirement age, but not a 32-year old.
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2014, 09:29:42 AM »

Talking with someone over IM we discovered something a bit horrifying: No life insurance site will give a quote for him. It always says "contact our underwriters".

Now that's to be expected for anyone approaching retirement age, but not a 32-year old.

Damn.  And he doesn't even touch cigarettes or alcohol. 
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2014, 11:43:51 AM »

Has Bushie tried caffeine pills?
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2014, 11:45:10 AM »


Bushie believes his body is a temple and abstains from behavior altering substances.
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2014, 12:45:54 PM »


Bushie believes his body is a temple and abstains from behavior altering substances.

Only Braum's and chain food may enter such a sacred place.
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