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*Note, supposed to be a joke, lest anyone fall victim to Poe's Law.

[Figueira]

The current HUD secretary looks a lot like the congressman for TX-20.

[Antonio the Sixth]

This whole thread. It just gets better and better.

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We're all going to DIAF

Yes. It is not evil to look at the nude form whatever the age. We live in a nude universe. People need to accept that. It is up to the person who is mortal to see God as light or fire based on how they are. Unsafe people will be burned up on judgment day.

We are people. laws divide. We need to act like we are in God's kingdom now to be in God's kingdom then. Those that do not do that will be seen as chaff being burned up.

[Kingpoleon]

Of course it does but I strongly disapprove of it. Women are the superior gender.

OK if a man stripped me, spanked me, whipped me, poured candle wax on me and then made me suck and lick his feet, that'd be a horrifying and traumatic experience.

But when a woman does that...oh YEAH.

Find God.

Now, why on earth would you wish that to God?

[Landslide Lyndon]

The masters of unintentional comedy combine their talents.

Yeah, Sanders needs a great debate if he's to win New York.

Sanders not gonna win NY, Pa or MD after he said Clinton was unqualified
 And he didn't try riding subway.

Yes, he didn't violate subway electioneering laws.

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...Should we tell him yet?

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...Should we tell him yet?

Meh, why bother?

[Kingpoleon]

...Should we tell him yet?

Meh, why bother?

His irony used to be hilarious, but now it's just getting annoying.

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Kind of interesting how both posters named after Lyndon Johnson are trash.

[Kingpoleon]

Kind of interesting how both posters named after Lyndon Johnson are trash.

The Johnson-Nixon-Carter era had two terrible people great at governing and one great person absolutely terrible at governing. Thankfully, Gerald Ford was around back then for a bright light.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Guys, getting your ass handed by Lyndon doesn't justify this bizarre obsession. Just ignore him and quit spamming the Bureaus and Mines. It's getting embarrassing.

[Figueira]

Guys, getting your ass handed by Lyndon doesn't justify this bizarre obsession. Just ignore him and quit spamming the Bureaus and Mines. It's getting embarrassing.

I mean, it goes both ways, but I have to agree.

[RINO Tom]

Guys, getting your ass handed by Lyndon doesn't justify this bizarre obsession. Just ignore him and quit spamming the Bureaus and Mines. It's getting embarrassing.

Lyndon has never handed anyone his or her ass.

[Figueira]

Guys, getting your ass handed by Lyndon doesn't justify this bizarre obsession. Just ignore him and quit spamming the Bureaus and Mines. It's getting embarrassing.

Lyndon has never handed anyone his or her ass.

Yeah, I should have clarified, I don't agree with that part.

[Leinad]

Guys, getting your ass handed by Lyndon doesn't justify this bizarre obsession. Just ignore him and quit spamming the Bureaus and Mines. It's getting embarrassing.

I would say that they should create a "Bash Lyndon Megathread" to dump all of the Lyndon-bashing away from everyone else if I didn't think someone might actually make that thread.

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Rock n Roll era (40s/50s) women are so beautiful.

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Context:

Not touching this one.

that's fine, ted's already got that covered

[Virginiá]

Context: Opinion of Louisiana

Needs more shrimp and rice and less vegetables/spices in their gumbo. Also responsible for the best beignets in America. Obvious FF.

I want to talk to the chef! This gumbo is a ripoff! Mr. JBE, where are the jobs shrimp?!

[Figueira]

Context: Opinion of Louisiana

Needs more shrimp and rice and less vegetables/spices in their gumbo. Also responsible for the best beignets in America. Obvious FF.

I want to talk to the chef! This gumbo is a ripoff! Mr. JBE, where are the jobs shrimp?!

Thanks for posting this directly into this thread.

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The Dems are the party that appeal towards females because of abortion and planned parenthood and abortion. Trump and Sanders do appeal to non ethnic minorities.

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What's O'Malley up to these days, anyway?  Did he manage to find somebody to give him a ride back from Iowa, or is he taking the Greyhound?  At least he found a bus with a wifi connection so he can tweet things!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

If we're going to have a woman on the $20, why not make it Margaret Chase Smith?

It rang a bell, but I still had to google her name. See what I mean? If I'm not familiar, are these people (regardless of gender) really worthy of money?

Your personal familiarity is the standard by which we should decide who goes on money?  So does that mean that support putting this guy on the $50?:

[Landslide Lyndon]

Dems are gonna beat Trump and its not gonna beat that close and 271 map is all but assued

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What would the '271 freiwal' be, anyways?