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Thread: breaking news? Manafort possibly quits, more campaign HQ resignations to follow

Once again, we witness the effect Trump's violent rhetoric is having on our nation's children:

You know what I'd do if I was Manafort, I'd punch Trump in the face and tell him to sit up and shut up so we can win.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I think Jill Stein has gotten more threads started about her on Atlas than the number of votes she has received.

It's funny because it's true.

[MATTROSE94]

Angry Iranian women will make the country safe-MDP from here on out.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

When they banned "Kill yourself", I said nothing because I didn't say that to anyone. When they banned DIAF, I didn't say anything because I didn't insult anyone that way. When they banned "geez, you are an ignoramus facist", there was no one left because Forum had become Stormfront 2.0 and Classic Conservative was a Mod Admin.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I wouldn't say I'm a bimetallist, but I have looked at tasteful pictures of some types of precious metals on occasion.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

I too oppose the idea of the Republic of Sealand joining the Eurasian Economic Union, and talks on this should stop.

[Kingpoleon]

When they banned "Kill yourself", I said nothing because I didn't say that to anyone. When they banned DIAF, I didn't say anything because I didn't insult anyone that way. When they banned "geez, you are an ignoramus facist", there was no one left because Forum had become Stormfront 2.0 and Classic Conservative was a Mod Admin.

BRTD loves his hyperbole. Fascists to the right of him, communists to the left of him, stuck in the middle with nobody else.

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When they banned "Kill yourself", I said nothing because I didn't say that to anyone. When they banned DIAF, I didn't say anything because I didn't insult anyone that way. When they banned "geez, you are an ignoramus facist", there was no one left because Forum had become Stormfront 2.0 and Classic Conservative was a Mod Admin.

BRTD loves his hyperbole. Fascists to the right of him, communists to the left of him, stuck in the middle with nobody else.

That's not a BRTD post, but you're completely correct.

[Kingpoleon]

When they banned "Kill yourself", I said nothing because I didn't say that to anyone. When they banned DIAF, I didn't say anything because I didn't insult anyone that way. When they banned "geez, you are an ignoramus facist", there was no one left because Forum had become Stormfront 2.0 and Classic Conservative was a Mod Admin.

BRTD loves his hyperbole. Fascists to the right of him, communists to the left of him, stuck in the middle with nobody else.

That's not a BRTD post, but you're completely correct.

It was mocking BRTD.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context helps.

I saw "Obama commutes more than" on the front page, and I instinctively wondered why Obama needed to commute anywhere seeing as he lives in his workplace

I keep thinking of him driving a prison bus around.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

King has already predicted how this ends.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Beautiful

[Joe Republic]

Don't worry about the context for now; this was just an amusing reaction:

I know you're a sensitive snowflake these days, but your flabbergasted tone here is arguably more strange than anything I've said here.

What?

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Context:

This is a disgusting thread. I eagerly await your apology.

[Santander]

What if Hitler had just walked out of a transgender bathroom, and the gorilla had refused to make a  wedding cake for a gay Nazi wedding?

Well, it depends whether Hitler was invited to a gay Nazi wedding, while Gorilla is a licences baker.

[Antonio the Sixth]

That thread also had this whole exchange:

Which one is the fiscal conservative and which one is the social conservative? That will play a role.

Western Hitler is more fiscally conservative, while eastern Hitler is more socially conservative.

and the gorilla is SOCIAL LIBERAL, FISCLA CONSREVERVTVE!!!!

Like me lol

Now that's what I call a 'Red Tory'!

HOW GISCARDIAN!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Opinion of cornflakes?

good sh**t. Frosted Flakes are better

Oh yeah, they're great!

Stop this crap and start eating healthier. Corn flakes are just fine.

[Joe Republic]

Hillary Clinton's imminent election as president means that the constitution is about to be thrown out the window.  Now I know you're all worried about the second amendment but the third amendment is also important and Hillary certainly has contempt for it.  Elect Hillary and give her a handful of supreme appointments and before you know it you'll have soldiers marching into your home, spilling your cereal on the floor and asking why the sheets aren't clean.

Listen, if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks... although the third amendment people,  maybe there is, I don't know.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Good.

Seriously?

No, he's Antonio.

[IceSpear]

I'm neutral on the issue. It's overused. Liberals use it to promote an agenda. Frankly, I'm tired of hearing about it. Some Democrats want to slow down or even ban heterosexual marriage,  and it doesn't make news. SSM is a stupid,  boring topic and the media needs to stop discussing the issue.

[Kingpoleon]

No one from the Republican Party is going to join Johnson on a ticket.

[Miles]

He'd probably be fully bald at this point.

[Xing]

His name is rather appropriate, if we assume everyone else here is Gold or Silver.

Most here are disqualified.

Y'all are just white racists who don't like him because he's Bronz.

[MT Treasurer]

Trump won't win New Hampshire, and Ayotte is toast. If the GOP picks up the governorship, they'll lose it in 2018 (or 2020 if a wave is coming in two years). Sununu has a small chance due to his family ties, but any other Republican would lose.

I don't wanna hear crap from anyone that doesn't live in the region about our region's politics if it's uninformed and blatantly wrong.