The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Joe Republic]

Trump's pitch to the AA community, basically:

"Hey blacks, your neighborhoods are pigsties, you're all dealing drugs and shooting each other, and you'll never amount to anything.  But that's what you deserve for voting for Democrats, so vote for me instead."

I think it just might work.

[Miles]

A few more taco bowls and he'll be fatter than his personal waiter, Chris Christie. 

[IceSpear]

Economic anxiety of course.

Context.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Chief Magistrate JCL JohanusCalvinusLibertas        YaBB God ★★★★★ Posts: 6410

Re: BREAKING: 20 Witches Discovered in Salem Town, Investigation Pending « on: March 01, 1692, 11:23:47 pm » Actually, what you call a trait is a lifestyle choice. One which counters the natural order of who you were made to be as middling sort. The science that says being left handed is natural in some is highly questionable at best.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

It's a good that JCL married a geologist. I'm not sure that anyone else would have the necessary expertise to understand what goes on in his head.

Please don't insult pieces of rock by comparing them to the void inside JCL's head.

[Joe Republic]

It's a good that JCL married a geologist. I'm not sure that anyone else would have the necessary expertise to understand what goes on in his head.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

This is why we need halacha.

[Antonio the Sixth]

"if you weren't brtd, would you make ever effort to become brtd?"

BRtD: yes

[IceSpear]

"if you weren't brtd, would you make ever effort to become brtd?"

BRtD: yes

Don't be silly, if BRTD was born deaf-mute in 18th-century Dhaka he'd obviously find his way to a Minneapolis studio apartment and a collection of Jawbreaker band shirts, and it would definitely be through the power of Christ

[IceSpear]

I'm laughing way too hard at these.

The wife of a socialist is a socialist by association.

Also, the rule of "socialism by association" is thus:

Anyone who is improperly associated with Bernie Sanders is a socialist. If you at any point supported him for president, you're a socialist. Anyone he supported at any time before they won their party's nomination, and those related to such people, is also a socialist. Anyone related to him or anyone who supported him for president is also a socialist. People that were not endorsed by Sanders until they reached their respective general election are not socialists. Therefore, Hillary Clinton is not a socialist.

Wulfric, a staunch anti-socialist has a question to ask you -- do you consider Collin Peterson (noted Bernie endorser, but generally considered to be one of the most right-wing remaining Democrats in the House) to be a socialist?

Yes. He endorsed Sanders for president. Only a socialist would endorse a socialist presidential candidate.

[Antonio the Sixth]

If I were a Muslim woman, I'd be too busy being absolutely beautiful to join this useless forum and answer your inane questions.

That's actually a pretty good answer. Although it also implies that you wouldn't wear one.

Excuse me!? *slap*

[Xing]

Wulfric also lives in Mark Dayton (a known communist's) state and BRTD's. It is also representative by Amy Kommunichar and Al Frankommisten. Therefore I have without a doubt proof Wulfric is not only a socialist, but a full-blown communist as well.

I will now accept my accolades.

[Хahar 🤔]

Why is this any less outrageous than the constant democratic assertion that conservatives are racist?

This double standard is atrocious on this board, but it should surprise NO ONE, considering 90% of you guys that post here are non-white graduate students in urban areas.

GET IT TOGETHER

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Oh man, I missed this one. I think I'm literally the only poster on this forum who fits that description.

[Kingpoleon]

David Duke: National leader of the KKK in the 1980s

Byrd: Leader of the KKK in a town with a hundred people in the 1950s.

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Small KKK bands in the 1950s when segregation was pretty popular nationwide>little impact national KKK bands in the 1980s with segregation being massively unpopular?

Granted, most people in the South probably harassed Catholics and blacks in the 1920s/1930s, but doing it during the beginning of the fight against segregation is completely different.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

David Duke: National leader of the KKK in the 1980s

Byrd: Leader of the KKK in a town with a hundred people in the 1950s.

CC: The Seriously? Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V

Small KKK bands in the 1950s when segregation was pretty popular nationwide>little impact national KKK bands in the 1980s with segregation being massively unpopular?

Granted, most people in the South probably harassed Catholics and blacks in the 1920s/1930s, but doing it during the beginning of the fight against segregation is completely different.

It's absurd because Byrd had already left the Klan by the 1950s. Integration still had more virulent opposition in 80s Louisiana than it had in most of WV in the 1950s though. In any case I don't know how any of this counts as funny.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Can't think of a surer sign that a meme is dead than a Vox thinkpiece about its durability.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I can get the point of 2-5 (and in fact don't really disagree with the intent behind 3 and 5)... but 1 and 6 are just whaaaaat?

1. Establishment of Constantinople as its own independent country and making it a Christian city.
2. Recognition of Taiwan as the True Heir to China.
3. Recognition of Tibet
4. Recognition of Biblical Israel and Naming it the Jewish State
5. Recognition of Kurdistan
6. Recognition of Bavaria

[Santander]

I can get the point of 2-5 (and in fact don't really disagree with the intent behind 3 and 5)... but 1 and 6 are just whaaaaat?

1. Establishment of Constantinople as its own independent country and making it a Christian city.
2. Recognition of Taiwan as the True Heir to China.
3. Recognition of Tibet
4. Recognition of Biblical Israel and Naming it the Jewish State
5. Recognition of Kurdistan
6. Recognition of Bavaria

#1 is great.

[Cassius]

He's being very unambitious with the Constantinople one - at the very least we want the restoration of the Byzantine Empire as it was prior to Manzikert.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

He's being very unambitious with the Constantinople one - at the very least we want the restoration of the Byzantine Empire as it was prior to Manzikert.

Anna Komnene Revivalist

[Kingpoleon]

David Duke: National leader of the KKK in the 1980s

Byrd: Leader of the KKK in a town with a hundred people in the 1950s.

CC: The Seriously? Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V

Small KKK bands in the 1950s when segregation was pretty popular nationwide>little impact national KKK bands in the 1980s with segregation being massively unpopular?

Granted, most people in the South probably harassed Catholics and blacks in the 1920s/1930s, but doing it during the beginning of the fight against segregation is completely different.

It's absurd because Byrd had already left the Klan by the 1950s. Integration still had more virulent opposition in 80s Louisiana than it had in most of WV in the 1950s though. In any case I don't know how any of this counts as funny.

West Virginia gave Wallace 9.6% of the vote in 1968. In 1964, a similar third partier from West Virginia got a similar amount of the vote as Rarick, from Louisiana, did nationwide in 1984.

[Santander]

What kind od "concerts" are you talking about here?

Probably the one he gives his girlfriend to her other boyfriend at. Suspiciously, sometimes she stays with the other boyfriend much longer than with BRTD.

[Kingpoleon]

What kind od "concerts" are you talking about here?

Probably the one he gives his girlfriend to her other boyfriend at. Suspiciously, sometimes she stays with the other boyfriend much longer than with BRTD.

In her defense, BRTD's empathy has some issues.

"I'm sad about my grandfather dying."

"Well, if I were you, I'd become an obsessive, socially awkward male and my grandfather would still be alive."

[Joe Republic]

Beautiful polls.
Hillary is beating Trump like a pimp does to his ho when he catches her trying to hide money from him.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

MUH SATIRE LOLOLOLOL XD