The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm disappointed. I was expecting Jill to invest her money in Gazprom and Lukoil.

[Antonio the Sixth]

When Donald looks at Florida, he sees a 4. Maybe a 5 if they loosen the likely voter screen and increase Hispanic turnout.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Wow! Looks like we may just bring those corn-adled inbreds to heel after all!

[Landslide Lyndon]

Context.

Russia.

[Mr. Smith]

Not surprised by this at all.

Kinda hard not to get Mean Girls vibes out of some of his actions.

Clinton: "My Social Security payroll contribution will go up, as will Donald’s, assuming he can’t figure out how to get out of it...”

Trump: "This girl is the nastiest skank b*tch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!"

Even funnier is how true it is.

[Ban my account ffs!]

just imagine Donald Trump looks like this



Trump:  "This girl is the nastiest skank b*tch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!"

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

[kcguy]

If you don't get it, ask your parents:

Mel, Kiss my grits.

you're old

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This has been mentioned before, but Anthony Weiner is the single greatest piece of evidence that the Clinton's don't murder people that might cause trouble for them.

[Antonio the Sixth]

One is a old, creepy, depraved, power-hungry maniac. The other is from a Disney movie.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Freedom password, as it was the first password I ever made in computer lab in 2nd grade, IIRC. Definitely sad, though, for Podest to do that.

[On Fleek]

Alaska is about to leave Trump out in the cold. Ice, Ice, baby.

At least Hillary is pretty vanilla compared to Trump.

[Clarko95 📚💰📈]

Unpleasant and tedious, a good representative of Indiana.

[Virginiá]

Only the Republican Party respects our institutions.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Fmr. President James Buchanan OldPublicFunctionary       YaBB God ★★★★★ Posts: 6168

Re: BREAKING: Lee's Army Surrenders at Appomattox « on: April 9, 1865, 11:23:47 pm » My last months as president coincided with a secession crisis, with state after state announcing her departure from the union, the congress hopelessly divided, and the army a mere husk. It was only through my strong leadership, neither resigning and abandoning the union nor endorsing the approach of black Republicans who wished merely to play coy and ignore the impending rupture of our family of states, that brought about a successful war strategy which, while perhaps going on for too long, did bring about the reunion that was necessary.

[Figueira]

Granholm would be amazing.

If she can't fix Flint's water there is no way she's going to fix the DNC.

...Wait, how is she supposed to fix Flint's water?

Do you expect him to use logic? He couldn't even stop the TransMountain Pipeline expansion. Do you expect him to stop his simpleness from being proudly displayed?

[Crumpets]

Still can't help feeling the media will find a way to blame Clinton for this.

Well she was first lady at the time it happened. Why didn't she stop it? She's had 30 years in politics to stop child rapists, and what has she done? Nothing. This shows that Trump understands child rape. He alone knows how to fix it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This is basically the definition of concern trolling to decrease turnout among Democrats. I enter into evidence this paragraph from the Wikipedia entry on concern trolls:

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Looks like he learned his lesson.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Clinton is outperforming Obama 12. Trump's only hope is that Bubba has his friends and parent-siblings packed in his tailgate like sardines when he heads to the polls.

[mencken]

Wow...

Hey Vox, can you make a thread about my whether my ex girlfriend should get back with her ex?

[IceSpear]

48-44 Hillary (the numbers with decimals in the crosstabs are closer to 3 though)

[IceSpear]

Clinton is outperforming Obama 12. Trump's only hope is that Bubba has his friends and parent-siblings packed in his tailgate like sardines when he heads to the polls.

Live shot of the Clan McCoy of East Bumblefuk, WV on their way to vote for Mister Donald J. Trump!

[Landslide Lyndon]

48-44 Hillary (the numbers with decimals in the crosstabs are closer to 3 though)

[Kingpoleon]

Good to see "Misty" getting clobbered!

It's a politically incorrect joke.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Good to see "Misty" getting clobbered!

It's a politically incorrect joke.

It wasn't meant as a joke. And these kinds of things are insulting in a personal way when you are trans.