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« Reply #1800 on: January 14, 2017, 04:54:18 PM »

I love you, Snowy

An entertaining troll. Waiting for his new persona once being a Hilboot became a moot.
In this next episode of Kalwejt Hijinks, Kalwejt visits Canada and confuses the words aboot, moot, and hillbot.
"The hoot that Kawejt talked aboot was moot because it was already so talked aboot that nobody gave a toot!"

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I think lief is fine.  But he is a persona on the forum, more than most people even, and so I cant really judge.
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Bacon King
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« Reply #1801 on: January 14, 2017, 05:15:06 PM »

Why don't you ask the posters who have met me in real life?

Nothin' personal, BRTD, just can't imagine how I would find myself liking or enjoying the company of someone who writes off everyone who is different from him that quickly.

Spending a day with BRTD was a fascinating experience and I'd recommend it to anyone
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Tender Branson
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« Reply #1802 on: January 15, 2017, 12:30:41 PM »

How is that funny ?

It's just a fact I posted ... Wink
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« Reply #1803 on: January 15, 2017, 01:10:36 PM »

How is that funny ?

It's just a fact I posted ... Wink

Nailed it!
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« Reply #1804 on: January 15, 2017, 01:29:54 PM »

Context: Colorado Republican congressman leaves his own town hall early

Allen West made it clear that he was packing heat at his town halls. I went to almost all of them. They were brutal, ugly, nasty affairs for everyone unfortunately involved.

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« Reply #1805 on: January 15, 2017, 01:30:42 PM »

Petition to Dave to extend language filter to cover phrases such as "Austria" ";)", "nail" and "Islamofascism".
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« Reply #1806 on: January 15, 2017, 01:39:18 PM »

Context: Colorado Republican congressman leaves his own town hall early

Allen West made it clear that he was packing heat at his town halls. I went to almost all of them. They were brutal, ugly, nasty affairs for everyone unfortunately involved.

rofl

Sounds a lot like Hobbes's description of life in a state of war.
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« Reply #1807 on: January 15, 2017, 04:47:46 PM »

I was actually just going to put in BRTD's post because this was a fantastically masterful troll for him, but I'll give Morden the cred.

There's a certain irony in this. Better Red Than Dead is a play on Better Dead Than Red which was an anti-communist tag line from the Cold War. By reversing it one would presume that BRTD was intended to sympathize with communists, particularly Soviet communism. Putin is very much from the old Soviet era thinking, so he would very much fit as a "Red" to a Cold Warrior. Thus the initials BRTD should signal sympathy for Putin and his country.

It's what TVTropes calls an Artifact Title. Today if I made the account it'd be ALATT (All Liberal All The Time)

I thought you were going to suggest swapping the letters around to BDTR (Better dead than Russian).  Tongue

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« Reply #1808 on: January 15, 2017, 05:03:42 PM »

Classic BRTD. Don't tell me, next you're going to suggest a temporary ban on all immigrants from Russia, right?

Just until we figure out what's going on.
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« Reply #1809 on: January 15, 2017, 09:56:56 PM »

"non-existent Russia threat"

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-It is, indeed, non-existent.

I know you're a Russian internet troll, but you're like the third or fourth one we've had and at this point I almost feel like someone at the FSB is under the impression that the forum is a highly influential website.  If so, then you folks have made a terrible mistake Tongue

Not true.  The FSB should be made aware that this is a highly influential website, and that all admins here accept bribes.

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« Reply #1810 on: January 16, 2017, 08:38:17 PM »

I get who the OP is, but how is this even a question? Joe Wilson is an irrelevant footnote who only attained that status by being a jerk. John Lewis is a living American icon who has more dignity in his pinky finger than Wilson does in his entire body. Lewis has earned his place in history, and is not wrong to say the President-elect is illegitimate because he was not popularly elected. Joe Wilson rode the wave of subtly racist Obama hatred and has now faded into obscurity.

I am not a bad person.
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« Reply #1811 on: January 16, 2017, 09:56:21 PM »

I get who the OP is, but how is this even a question? Joe Wilson is an irrelevant footnote who only attained that status by being a jerk. John Lewis is a living American icon who has more dignity in his pinky finger than Wilson does in his entire body. Lewis has earned his place in history, and is not wrong to say the President-elect is illegitimate because he was not popularly elected. Joe Wilson rode the wave of subtly racist Obama hatred and has now faded into obscurity.

I am not a bad person.
I love bronz more and more each time I see him post.
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« Reply #1812 on: January 16, 2017, 09:59:52 PM »

Reminds me of this, context, but only sorta:

I never did anything wrong. I am a good man. Don't do this to my character. Please.
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« Reply #1813 on: January 17, 2017, 10:13:59 AM »

Bronz literally makes me LOL no matter where I am when I read his posts.
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« Reply #1814 on: January 17, 2017, 10:20:36 AM »

RIP Claire McCaskill

Also God has told me that Claire McCaskill will win re-election.

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« Reply #1815 on: January 17, 2017, 06:05:48 PM »

RIP Claire McCaskill

Also God has told me that Claire McCaskill will win re-election.

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No. I was a troll back at that time. And this time god actually told me that McCaskill will be reelected. I just did not believe it... He actually told me this time.
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« Reply #1816 on: January 17, 2017, 07:28:59 PM »

^ You heard it here first, folks: 2020 Trump has Delaware in the bag, he's possibly even shooting to flip Virginia.
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« Reply #1817 on: January 17, 2017, 09:59:07 PM »

Absolutely no context needed, (sorry LLR):

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« Reply #1818 on: January 18, 2017, 01:27:51 PM »

Context

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« Reply #1819 on: January 18, 2017, 05:20:01 PM »

Context

My dad used to be a county executive, so yeah.
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« Reply #1820 on: January 18, 2017, 06:03:49 PM »

I fear that BRTD will find the banner ad that's showing on my mobile browser even more offensive:


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« Reply #1821 on: January 19, 2017, 01:32:42 PM »

I laughed a lot harder than I wanted to (that is, I did).
Savor tonight. Remember it well enough that you can think back years from now. Things are going to get a lot darker from here.
We know the Hispanic population is increasing. Don't be so racist.
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« Reply #1822 on: January 19, 2017, 02:46:56 PM »
« Edited: January 19, 2017, 02:49:35 PM by shua »

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Re: I have a theory about the Patriot slogan Liberty Or Death
« on: January 19, 1783 at 12:43:59 am »

I have a theory about the Patriot slogan

Liberty or Death

It occurs to me that many of these Yankee traitors are now dead.

http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/related/images/massacre.jpg

http://www.varsitytutors.com/images/earlyamerica/nathan.jpg
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« Reply #1823 on: January 19, 2017, 05:38:24 PM »

Yes, but it's a reason why I am a hard core centrist. Purists on both sides are crazed. I am beholden to no one. I speak the truth. I offend both sides and I am so proud.

Bronz seriously has me in tears half the time.  Gold.
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« Reply #1824 on: January 19, 2017, 09:03:47 PM »

Gabbard/Kander, because TN Volunteer says so, and I assume he knows what he's talking about, as he's one of the best posters here.
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