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[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Context:

I imagine if you shone a blacklight on that thing, you'd find some disturbing results.

[Antonio the Sixth]

God help us,

I will do my best.

Regards
DL

[Goldwater]

Let me solve this ongoing Eharding-RINO Tom debate on who the real conservatives are: neither of you are real conservatives.  In fact, no one with a negative social score should call themselves a conservative.  In fact, if any of the following are true, you are not a true conservative:

-I think free trade is a net negative for America
-I think abortion should be allowed in most or all cases
-I would rather have unrestricted privacy, even if it compromises public safety
-I believe that there are more than two genders
-I voted for Donald Trump in the primaries
-I did not vote for Donald Trump in the general election
-My social score is below a +5
-My economic score is below a +5

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

Well, if we keep getting bad leadership, for either the GOP Congress or a Trump presidency or a bad decision by the Roberts Crt, it is still plenty to voice our concerns over.

Hopefully, 2020 will change that.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

LOL

Anyway, FFs, much better than the rubes who voted for Trump.  Can't wait until "Trumpism" - to the extent it means anything, haha - is discredited.  Trump was a last stand for people like Eharding and TN Vol, and the future of the GOP is gonna be a LITTLE less White trash, friends.

"White trash"? Wow... you really want the GOP to be a big tent party, huh?

Not that big and with classier tent inhabitants.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

LOL

Anyway, FFs, much better than the rubes who voted for Trump.  Can't wait until "Trumpism" - to the extent it means anything, haha - is discredited.  Trump was a last stand for people like Eharding and TN Vol, and the future of the GOP is gonna be a LITTLE less White trash, friends.

"White trash"? Wow... you really want the GOP to be a big tent party, huh?

Not that big and with classier tent inhabitants.

Not surprising that you would find that funny.

You're aware that I was putting it here to be mocked, right.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

SS #348499 BNsTD       YaBB God ★★★★★ Posts: 78903

Opinion of Der Stürmer? « on: March 14, 1936 at 12:43:59 am » Freedom Paper. Like me they're All Aryan All The Time. Mein Führer Is Alive!

SS #348499 BNsTD       YaBB God ★★★★★ Posts: 79944

Should Polish food be banned? « on: August 30, 1939 at 08:43:59 pm » I saw pierogi and was triggered on behalf of my German brothers suffering opression in Poland.

SS #348499 BNsTD       YaBB God ★★★★★ Posts: 87579

Should I get this tatoo? « on: May 4, 1945 at 10:43:59 pm » To always remind me of the Glorious Era. I'm sorry, it's hard to take... My Admiral Is Alive

[Antonio the Sixth]

There's a new thread up.

[Kingpoleon]

Context: Someone said "What if the 22nd amendment only applied to conservative terms?" Obviously they meant consecutive. Or not, according to our smartest poster:

I take you meant liberal terms, as Nixon was a Conservative.

[Goldwater]

In many ways, all politics throughout all history has just been about the mutual hatred between rural people and urban people, all ideology was just window dressing.

"The history of all hitherto existing society is but the history of urban vs. rural struggles."

- Willips Brighton, The Manifesto of the Postmodern Liberal Snob Party

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

better w/o context:

It actually is an established Thing for your heart to give out while you're vomiting; it's one of the possible final outcomes of bulimia.

Anyway, congrats, Peebs.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

better w/o context:

It actually is an established Thing for your heart to give out while you're vomiting; it's one of the possible final outcomes of bulimia.

Anyway, congrats, Peebs.

Oh wow, yeah, out of context that is awkward.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Both sides do it. No party are saints. Democrats and Republicans. Alabama politics is corrupt. Don Siegelman, Mike Hubbard, Jeff Sessions, Robert Bentley, and Luther Strange.

Martha Roby for Senate
Walter Maddox for Governor

Stop the crap. Both sides do it.

yes! both sides frequently consort with foreign enemies of the United States in order to sabotage an opponent's political campaign and be elected. this is definitely not unprecedented and is clearly a thing that has happened before ever and its certainly totally something that any democrat has ever done before. your insight is flawless and you're definitely not a partisan moron spewing propaganda, thank you for allowing us to bask in your flawless wisdom that is completely bereft of any sort of dishonesty or bias

I am an Independent. Both sides are crazy. I vote for the best Republican and Democrat. I am an Independent.

[Antonio the Sixth]

There's a new thread up.

[Bacon King]

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