The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Donerail]

The best part of that post was CountryClassSF enthusiastically agreeing with whatever the hell t_host was saying.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Time for some traffic problems in Shenzhen.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

(thread title: why won't the freakin' gop nominate rand paul!)

he clearly, is the most electable & strong candidate on the table. time and time again he's clearing best against the hottest contenders for the dems and yet still the idiots at the gop want to push bush or walker in? rand has the charismatic personality, pulls youth & minorities, binds together the tea party & establishment wing, and god is the man not afraid to stand up for a punch for what he believes. rand ultimately could fight & take states such as ohio, colorado, florida, virginia and more.

what is wrong with you people? please, if you want the white house back, i beg of you to put rand paul in. he is the man.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Why was this guy running from the cop?

[Enderman]

Don't know whether to post this here, or the Sufur Mine. None the less, this is a gem:

Uh, I don't have my birth certificate at the moment...

Then it's probably in Kenya.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The dems obviously should toa the taa and one wonder the taa in the tpa thriugh which the rook can slander the tpa in the taa while the pubs override through that which the ppn over the tna which has to leave two or three pawns left presiding on the precipice of pubs tpa senate in the taa.

[Ebsy]

Democrats have always believed in slavery for the benefit of the greater good. They enslaved African Americans 100 years ago, now it's fundamentalist Christians.

Nothing changes under the sun. They'll always find a new class of untouchables to exploit.

[Enderman]

Context:

Brian Schweitzer.

Bernie Sanders/Brian Schweitzer 2016-the only BS is in our initials

[Badger]

This is mostly funny out of context. In context, it actually makes sense and is a pretty good post. Still:

(ERROR: VAGINA NOT FOUND)

Did the mods really delete this? 

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

This is mostly funny out of context. In context, it actually makes sense and is a pretty good post. Still:

(ERROR: VAGINA NOT FOUND)

Did the mods really delete this? 

Considering the post is still there, I would assume not.

[Badger]

This is mostly funny out of context. In context, it actually makes sense and is a pretty good post. Still:

(ERROR: VAGINA NOT FOUND)

Did the mods really delete this? 

Considering the post is still there, I would assume not.

In the words of the philosopher Homer: D'OH!!

[Mr. Morden]

Taken out of context, this is a very Atlas forum question:

What is a woman?

[free my dawg]

When people like Murica! call for an overthrow of the American Government there is nothing Atlas can do to compromise with those people. And scary thing is many people are a fan of Murica! views

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Just join the new forum people.  There will be no edits to your posts there.  Or vindictive infractions by admins.  That would be inappropriate.

Where's the new forum?

http://www.politicalforum.com

[Antonio the Sixth]

Just join the new forum people.  There will be no edits to your posts there.  Or vindictive infractions by admins.  That would be inappropriate.

Where's the new forum?

http://www.politicalforum.com

Oh my God, did Aizen just unleash the CCSF plague onto Bizarro Atlas? We might win our war after all.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

She has burned every possible bridge to the white race except for her DNA. 

[Antonio the Sixth]

I wish more men knew how to finish...

[The Other Castro]

I wish more men knew how to finish...

Story of my f***ing life...

[Donerail]

A culturally catholic Croatian True Leftist metalhead consumer advociate professor and supporter of Scottish nationalism was teaching a class on Gully Foyle, known Irishman.

“Before the class begins, you must get out your rosary beads and worship Gully and accept that he is the most highly-evolved atlas user the forum has ever known, even greater than opebo”

At this moment, a Minnesotan, liberal, pro-strip club Ingress champion who had shared over 1500 Upworthy articles and understood the necessity of Dudefest and fully supported all portal decisions made by the Resistence Faction stood up and held up some sneakers.

"Did Sneakers O'Toole take these sneakers off?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Objectively and smugly replied “yes we told him to take them off”

“Wrong. It’s been 8 years since he was told to take them off. If it was 8 years old and Sneakers O'Toole, as you say, took them off… then he should be an suburban homeowner by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his South Park boxset and copy of Eamon de Valera's biography. He stormed out of the room crying those Mormon crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all were baptised as Democratic Social Justice Workers that day and accepted hipster Jesus as their lord and savior. A pony named “Friendship is Magic" trotted into the room and kneeled against a hot girl in a hoody and stubbed out a disgusting tobacco cigarette. The latest emoviolent post-punk album was listened to several times times, and Seth McFarlane himself showed up and enacted free legal marijuana across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of reading too many krazen posts and was tossed into Purgatory for all eternity.

Crabcake is the greatest poster on this godforsaken website

[Ebsy]

He really is.

[Ebowed]

wow

crabcake wins atlas

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

AAD and Atlas can coexist peacefully through honest trade and nonaggression (libertarian).

[Antonio the Sixth]

wow

crabcake wins atlas

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Wall-e over Fly Me to the Moon? What is wrong with you?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context: