The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[DavidB.]

Lol thanks. That was done partially under the influence (but at least I didn't go "full politicus").

This doesn't come as a surprise

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I also love to lie pretending to be a criminal all the time - the thrill.

Black man lying about past criminal behavior to make money off of gullible white people in the burbs... where have I seen this before.

[Joe Republic]

Missed opportunity to rhyme with "got away with childhood arson / now he's America's parson" I'm tellin' you tah vote Ben Carson

[Crumpets]

Instead of using the wrong bathroom, cross-dressing, and pumping your body full of the wrong hormones, get a therapist.

Funfact: Most of them recommend gender transition for those who fit the criteria for Gender dysphoria.

That woman who thought she should have been "born blind" found a therapist willing to pour drain cleaner in her eyes. Does that make it any more ethical?

"get a therapist"
"well most therapists recommend transitioning"
"who gives a shıt what therapists think"

lmbo

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

For the record, this says way more than it needs to:

[Joe Republic]

Re: Classic Conservative

Why do all of his posts read like he just ran in and is out of breath.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

And then there were 13.*





_{*Also Gimore}

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

From the 2016 board, in a thread about a bad map the Carson campaign put out:

he's aiming for a gig on cnn once he drops out

[mencken]

...He tried to Build a Wall so they could not break Free...

[Figueira]

WWIII would probably help shift the narrative to national security, which could only help Rubio.

[Maxwell]

Cum on my face

The best and most intelligent post that Sanders2016 has made yet.

[Sumner 1868]

Why do the PC's still bother existing?

Possibly as a support group for former MLAs convicted on corruption charges.

[Joe Republic]

context

Please leave the witty interjections to Morden, Ernest.

Shots fired.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Mother's Little Helper...clearly a song about a mother's love for her favorite, most helpful child

and

Brown Sugar....obviously a song about the cooking ingredient

[Landslide Lyndon]

Context needed.

Yes, Past Jeb, Christie, Kasich and Fiorina minimum.

[Badger]

Context needed.

Yes, Past Jeb, Christie, Kasich and Fiorina minimum.

Sadly, JCLwas being funny unintentionally

[Landslide Lyndon]

Context needed.

Yes, Past Jeb, Christie, Kasich and Fiorina minimum.

Sadly, JCLwas being funny unintentionally

Isn't that always the case with JCL?

[Badger]

Context needed.

Yes, Past Jeb, Christie, Kasich and Fiorina minimum.

Sadly, JCLwas being funny unintentionally

Isn't that always the case with JCL?

No he's often just clueless without the humor.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

'He who feeds you, controls you' - Bernie Sanders

[Mr. Smith]

Option 3, I'm very sensitive about my safe space.

There's at least six of you. You go around, with drugs, creating crime, raping our women*, and taking jobs of hard working Atlasians. And - and, yes, it's true, you do that - I assume some of you are good people. I hate to do it, but we have to deport you. I hate to do it to good people, but - listen, all the other countries get to have borders, but we don't. We have to have borders. We have to be a country. Our mods are stupid, and the ones that send you are very, very smart. We can't be stupid. We need to make a deal with them, and we need to kill you, and we need to make them pay for it, so we can make America great again!

*(as if sexist Atlas has women)

Kingpolean's really got the Trump shtick down, and this one takes the cake

[mencken]

Which side will you take in the pending civil war?
House tiebreaker vote megathread
Will Trump's comments that he will go door to door killing every first born child finally do him in?
Write Jim Gilmore's inaugural speech
Did Hillary Clinton play spoiler to Jill Stein in Florida?
Gavin Newsome for Castro's VP in 2020?
Predict the date that the Russians/Chinese/Mexicans/Canadians/Brits/French will invade
Was Cruz not conservative enough?
How the f[inks] did Jim Webb pull it off?
Texas secession megathread
Did Sanders's endorsement of Trump sway the election?

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SINCE THE CITY INTRODUCED FINES FOR SPEEDING

LESS PEOPLE SPEED

HOW TERRIBLE

[The Other Castro]

Context:

Clinton to be 45th Prez

Classic OC humor.

[Landslide Lyndon]

The Republican governor of Ohio taking a hard line against gerrymandering is like Caliph Ibrahim taking a hard line against terrorism or Chris Christie taking a hard line against obesity.

[Sumner 1868]

Finally, some good news for the Lib Dems.