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[Sol]

Perhaps my bias comes from the fact that the competitive eaters at my school are the most narcissistic, hive minded, self-centered, attention seeking, self-gratifying pieces of filth I have ever witnessed.

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Perhaps my bias comes from the fact that the competitive eaters at my school are the most narcissistic, hive minded, self-centered, attention seeking, self-gratifying pieces of filth I have ever witnessed.

[Enderman]

Write-in: Flo the Progressive Girl

Eww.. Haha

Excuse me?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Lol at those who think Barrow will lose.

[politicus]

But what are they going to impeach him for?

They'll start with his abysmal handling of the response to Hurricane Katrina, and go from there.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

But what are they going to impeach him for?

They'll start with his abysmal handling of the response to Hurricane Katrina, and go from there.

I think you meant to post that in another thread.

[MATTROSE94]

He still has these options:

 

[Paul Kemp]

Wormyguy is the ted Cruz Obamacare analogy of Atlas posters.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Oldiesfreak must have been thinking of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

[Sopranos Republican]

Context:

It's been years and years, Grumps.

[politicus]

Of course this issue is also muddled by the fact that the majority of our libertarian teenagers have never held and probably will never hold a real job, preferring instead to spend their waking hours arguing about how cat-calling is free speech and that Lincoln was a Marxist dictator who confiscated property, interchangeable of course with their paranoid rants about the central bankers (read: Jews) who control the economy and make "real capitalism" (which doesn't work anyway, but libertarians have no conception of history) impossible.

[King]

Nothing unites the Atlas Forum like ridiculing libertarians.

[IceSpear]

Not to be confused with the approval-disapproval ratings from YouGov. The electorate of 2014 would have voted for Mussolini if given the chance.

I seriously doubt that as the electorate of 2014 would probably vote against Mussolini if they knew he supported publicly run trains.

[Goldwater]

Outside of battle, it allows dark caves to be illuminated; although within battle it decreases your opponent's accuracy. You're welcome.

[Flake]

YO AFLEITCH, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT NASO HAD ONE OF THE BEST CULTURAL OBSERVATIONS OF AMERICA OF ALL TIME

[Sopranos Republican]

YO AFLEITCH, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT NASO HAD ONE OF THE BEST CULTURAL OBSERVATIONS OF AMERICA OF ALL TIME

LOL. Came here to post this.

[solarstorm]

Btw, there are really people living and voting in/on the North Slope?

Yes. Barrow is there, for one thing.

he moved to alaska after losing in georgia?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Ah yes, the good old world that never really existed.

Excuse me, but what do you mean by never existed?
You think that people were the same a hundred years ago? They also closed their eyes and ers not to know what is going on aroung them and not to get involved in the reality?!
I think you are wrong!

Somebody set up us the bomb.  Main screen turn on.
All your base are belong to us.  You have no chance to survive make your time.
Move ZIG.  For great justice.

[free my dawg]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=202662.0

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

If only I had a cat...
 or better yet,
 Obama could of tape the buttered bread to himself and showed the Chinease how best to deal with pollution and their disatants.

[Goldwater]

Pixar and Studio Ghibli supported slavery and segregation in the 1860s.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Pixar and Studio Ghibli supported slavery and segregation in the 1860s.

I was literally in the process of posting this when you posted it

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did:

I'm rooting for the sexism itself.

[Paul Kemp]

Sim's response is funny but we got some peak Reaganfan below...

To what?

EPIC FAIL.

Indeed.

It's been out for a few days and already has made $50 million.

[Bacon King]

Sounds like someone just needs a good dose of focusing on Christmas!

[IceSpear]

Most third world failed states at least have an excuse. What is Oklahoma's?