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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #125 on: December 15, 2014, 11:14:04 AM »
« edited: December 15, 2014, 11:16:23 AM by R2D2 »

Hillary, while holding my nose and choking back vomit.

You should see a doc about that acid reflux....

and

GO LIFT A WEIGHT, YOU SKINNY BITCH.
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« Reply #126 on: December 15, 2014, 04:35:07 PM »

TPP and Labor won. I don't know how anyone could argue against that.

The Democratic Republicans lost, despite Maxwell's strong write-in effort. The bright side for them is that he probably would have won if his name were on the ballot.

The Federalists are barely even worth mentioning. It's not just that they didn't win. They didn't even lose. And I'm not trying to sound glib about this either - in fact, I find it deeply disturbing. Imagine what might happen if Lumine were not in the White House. Nothing would stand between Atlasia and the entire Communist Labor agenda - from nationalized energy to reparations, legalized secession, and thoughtcrimes, to state-sanctioned lynchings of the wealthy, to cats and dogs living together.

It would be nothing short of absolute madness.

Pictured: Labor Chairman TNF celebrates his victory with newly-elected Senators Lief and SWE in a violent, Marxist-Leninist orgy.
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« Reply #127 on: December 16, 2014, 04:11:40 AM »


I agree. A computer using 1989 demographics would get this result.
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« Reply #128 on: December 17, 2014, 04:25:23 PM »
« Edited: August 17, 2017, 04:46:13 AM by LeBron FitzGerald »


Click on the link for context.
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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #129 on: December 17, 2014, 09:06:06 PM »

Context:

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« Reply #130 on: December 17, 2014, 09:15:27 PM »

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« Reply #131 on: December 18, 2014, 02:19:55 AM »

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« Reply #132 on: December 18, 2014, 02:22:51 AM »

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« Reply #133 on: December 18, 2014, 05:39:57 AM »


I chuckled. Well done, Joe.
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« Reply #134 on: December 18, 2014, 07:20:56 PM »


Can't believe there are people who are genuinely afraid of NK. It's laughable.

I got a computer virus from North Korea after I mocked the regime. I'm now about as cautious about criticizing North Korea on the web as I am about criticizing $cientology.
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« Reply #135 on: December 19, 2014, 01:24:26 PM »

Krampus will take the naughty children into a bag and take them with him and punish them with his rod.
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« Reply #136 on: December 19, 2014, 06:33:52 PM »

I still don't understand why a restaurant would call itself a warehouse?? Food should not be cooked and served in a warehouse! This is why the terrorists hate us.

for those of us who don't want to pay those high retail spaghetti prices
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« Reply #137 on: December 20, 2014, 09:38:31 AM »

...Red Lobster, a local seafood establishment...
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« Reply #138 on: December 20, 2014, 11:38:10 AM »


Right up there with his reference to "The Blind Side starring Sandra Bullock."
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« Reply #139 on: December 20, 2014, 12:36:22 PM »

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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #140 on: December 20, 2014, 03:10:28 PM »

It looks like this:



Yes, Austria is indeed a disturbing place Tongue
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« Reply #141 on: December 21, 2014, 12:57:53 AM »

0315 - Wake up
0400 - Watch the official birth of 2015 in Kiritimati, Kiribati.
0515 - Get Ready for Work
0700 - Drive to Work
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« Reply #142 on: December 21, 2014, 01:48:58 AM »

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« Reply #143 on: December 21, 2014, 01:38:13 PM »

Came here to post this Tongue
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« Reply #144 on: December 22, 2014, 02:02:39 PM »


Words cannot express how much I look forward to explaining to people in the future that Cleggmania was a thing that happened.
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« Reply #145 on: December 22, 2014, 03:46:12 PM »

Im driving on the fuc*king roads of america right...

NEW YORK, MANHATEEN, QUEENS, CONTTECUIT

THE FIVE I&NG BOROUGHS

THE FIVE BOROUGHS

WHAT THE FUC*K IS THIS FUC*KING sh**t...MY HEAD JUST HIT A BIG, LONG, FUC*KING POTHOLE...

OBAMA....BUSH....CLINTON...MOTHERFUC*KING CLINTON

YOU CIGAR SMOKING MOTHERA

WHY CANT YOU FIX THE FUC**KING ROADS...WERES THE TAX MONEY MOTHERF*UCKER

WERE IS THE TAX MONEY

WERE IS THE TAX MONEY MOTHERF*UCKER

PEOPLE ON I*KING WELFARE...MAKING MORE FUC*KING MONEY THAN ME AND I HAVE TO SLAVE LIKE ITS THE 19 FUC**KING 50S

AND IF ANY MOTHERER SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT MY NEW HAIRCUT...I KNOW...I WENT TO A NEW BARBER...AND I TOLD HIM TO SHAVE THAT SH"IT OFF SO HE DID
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« Reply #146 on: December 22, 2014, 04:01:04 PM »

It's extremely very disturbing that all of Krampus' victims are under 18.

Another reason for Kim You-Jung to avoid Austria!  Tongue

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« Reply #147 on: December 22, 2014, 04:19:49 PM »

Millions of Americans of all ages say they prefer Socialism over Capitalism when they're polled each year, so to consider that childish is very far fetched.  I will say it again, there is nothing wrong with believing in overthrowing the Bourgeoisie like I do.  It's perfectly acceptable.
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« Reply #148 on: December 23, 2014, 10:26:25 PM »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=204625.0
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« Reply #149 on: December 24, 2014, 02:19:45 PM »

Does Bushie hate his grandma so much that he wants to leaver her all alone for New Years so he can witness Vorkuta ringing in 2015 live from his bachelor pad in Tulsa?

Also, how does one watch Kiribati's New Year's celebrations (which, presumably, are nothing extraordinary)? Does any normal TV channel in America still cover that kind of stuff? Does Bushie's cable package include Kiribati national TV?

She will be in bed by 1830 or 1900 regardless if I'm there or not.

My "celebration" of Kiritimati (and every other time zone until New York) will be simply watching their clock turn to midnight on the World Clock at www.timeanddate.com.  I can also see the map traverse across the world from east to west all day on New Year's Eve.

Although, I would enjoy seeing all the civilized places and see how each individual culture ring in the New Year starting with New Zealand at 0500 Oklahoma time, then going to Sydney, Guam, Tokyo, Beijing, Bangkok, India, Abu Dhabi, our troops in Afghanistan, my Kenya kids, Israel, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, London, Rio, the peach drop in Atlanta, Chicago, Denver/Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Eskimos, and Maui.

"All the civilised places"
How is he supposed to watch the Dark Continent ring in the new year when they don't even have television cameras with which to broadcast their heathen voodoo dances? Thank goodness his missionary friends are taking on the White Man's Burden so that one day people in Oklahoma may, from the comfort of their trailers, watch Africans ring in the New Year as Jesus intended.
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