The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[NewYorkExpress]

Best answer I've seen to the raving Benghazi nuts yet.

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While I agree she did that with Foster... where is proof on Benghazi?

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Here is a map of Libya now



Notice anything missing?


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[Flake]

Best answer I've seen to the raving Benghazi nuts yet.

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While I agree she did that with Foster... where is proof on Benghazi?

Here is a map of Libya now



Notice anything missing?


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Why do you think Hillary is responsible for Vince Fosters death

[NewYorkExpress]

Best answer I've seen to the raving Benghazi nuts yet.

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While I agree she did that with Foster... where is proof on Benghazi?

Here is a map of Libya now



Notice anything missing?

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Why do you think Hillary is responsible for Vince Fosters death
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Technically, I believe Foster's death was an "assisted" suicide. Hillary would be responsible for the later removal of documents, and possibly arranging the "suicide" (maybe not knowing that was Foster's intent)

[politicus]

Context:

Thatcher happened.

[Flake]

Best answer I've seen to the raving Benghazi nuts yet.

You must be logged in to read this quote.

While I agree she did that with Foster... where is proof on Benghazi?

Here is a map of Libya now



Notice anything missing?

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Why do you think Hillary is responsible for Vince Fosters death
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Technically, I believe Foster's death was an "assisted" suicide. Hillary would be responsible for the later removal of documents, and possibly arranging the "suicide" (maybe not knowing that was Foster's intent)
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Pls tell me you're not serious

[Joe Republic]

Petition for NYE to have his very own megathread where he can share his insights on politics, history and current affairs:

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[NewYorkExpress]

Petition for NYE to have his very own megathread where he can share his insights on politics, history and current affairs:

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I'll think about it.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Petition for NYE to have his very own megathread where he can share his insights on politics, history and current affairs:

x Joe Republic

Dear god no.  We already had "Rolling on"... the single most mind-numbing thing ever written.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

ooh ooh. is this a madlib? i love these

who was butt when you/your parents turned penis

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Petition for NYE to have his very own megathread where he can share his insights on politics, history and current affairs:

x Joe Republic

x me

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

That's just common sense.

I'm not worried, but I'm not stupid, either.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

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^ a classic I dug up for the hell of it.

[Flake]

Good evening, guys!  Based on studying Bible prophecy and then doing some research, I think I have stumbled across a candidate who fits the bill that the Bible points out for the Antichrist.  It is not Vladimir Putin or Barack Obama or Tony Blair.  He is a newcomer to the world scene - the new Prime Minister of Greece, Alexis Tsipras.  Here is what I believe that matches up with Scripture.  He is an atheist, first and foremost.  As a child in the early 1980's, he became involved with the Communist Youth of Greece.  He is leader of the Coalition of the Radical Left political party in Greece.  He is from Athens, Greece which fulfills the prophecy that he must come the European Union (the reborn Holy Roman Empire) and from Macedonia which includes Greece.  He is very pro-Palestine.  He has already talked with Pope Francis, who is shaping up to be the False Prophet, and they see eye to eye on a lot of thing.  I can't say 100% certain that he is indeed the Antichrist, but he is the best candidate we've had so far.  So, take that and chew on it for a little while.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Good evening, guys!  Based on studying Bible prophecy and then doing some research, I think I have stumbled across a candidate who fits the bill that the Bible points out for the Antichrist.  It is not Vladimir Putin or Barack Obama or Tony Blair.  He is a newcomer to the world scene - the new Prime Minister of Greece, Alexis Tsipras.  Here is what I believe that matches up with Scripture.  He is an atheist, first and foremost.  As a child in the early 1980's, he became involved with the Communist Youth of Greece.  He is leader of the Coalition of the Radical Left political party in Greece.  He is from Athens, Greece which fulfills the prophecy that he must come the European Union (the reborn Holy Roman Empire) and from Macedonia which includes Greece.  He is very pro-Palestine.  He has already talked with Pope Francis, who is shaping up to be the False Prophet, and they see eye to eye on a lot of thing.  I can't say 100% certain that he is indeed the Antichrist, but he is the best candidate we've had so far.  So, take that and chew on it for a little while.

This is literally proof that Bushie is a character created by a super genius, one who more than likely works at the Onion.

[King]

Talk about clickbait. Bushie has clearly figured out that cribbing content from Irvine Baxter's latest show inevitably attracts a high volume of replies.

His show this afternoon did inspire me to listen to it and do a little research, but I did read the selected Scriptures and pulled up Tsipris's Wikipedia page.

[free my dawg]

Look moderately upward in the sky! It's a moderately paced bird!

No! It's a plane traveling at a moderate speed!

It's Wulfric!

[IceSpear]

Democrats:
Clinton: Blue because she's secretly a Republican
Webb: Green because he's only in it for the money
Sanders: Red - the color of communism
O'Malley: Yellow because he has piss-poor chances of winning

Republicans:
Walker: Yellow because cheese (Wisconsin)
Bush: Blue - how he'll be feeling once the primaries start
Christie: Red because he's secretly a Democrat
Paul: Orange because there's no rhyme or reason with him
Santorum: Brown for obvious reasons
Cruz: Green because he'll make people sick when he starts talking
Rubio: Teal because its similiar to Blue but not as popular
Graham: Pink

[SPC]

Remember Rudy won a landslide in 1997. He won Staten Island, Bay Ridge, all areas of NYC that will be crucial in the 2016 elections.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Our resident psychopath strikes again, I see.

The ramifications of being falsely accused are severe and under-discussed, but Jesus, what a terrible post. Might be the worst post of the year.

It's one of the worst I've seen here.  The last one that matched this level of callousness is... well it was Cory and his opinion of Madeline.

My girlfriend doesn't care for Madeline either.  She actually bothers to hide the book to avoid having to read it to her little girl.  (Yes, I get that you almost certainly meant a different Madeline than the fictional character from children's stories.)

[The Dowager Mod]

Best answer I've seen to the raving Benghazi nuts yet.

You must be logged in to read this quote.

While I agree she did that with Foster... where is proof on Benghazi?

Here is a map of Libya now



Notice anything missing?

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Why do you think Hillary is responsible for Vince Fosters death
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Everyone knows Hillary murdered Vince in a coke fueled rage, DUH.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This is news?

You mean you've never been refused service because gingers don't have souls?

[SWE]

Pretty obvious stuff. Obama loves countries like Denmark and would love the US to be more like them.

Most sane people would love the US to be more like Denmark.

At least Democratic voters are open about wanting a socialist economy.  I respect that.  If only the politicians had those kinda of guts.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

If I'm ever in Minneapolis, I'm going to meet Bird too and check out the local strip clubs.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

"And put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite. Unless it's a triple bacon cheeseburger from Braum's on one of your cheat days" - Proverbs 23:2, OSV (Oklahoma Standard Version).

[free my dawg]

RFayette, I have placed you on ignore because Satan has gotten a hold of you.  What do I do with Satan?  Ignore him.

My faith is on solid ground.  On Christ the Solid Rock I stand.  All other ground is sinking sand.  I am secure enough in my faith that I do not believe a word you said.  Your post is just Satan trying to twist Scripture to convince me I am going to hell.  Wrong buster.  I am saved by faith through grace and not based on my works.  You apparently didn't read the passages about grace.  When Jesus died on the cross, his last words were "It is finished."  This means my sin debt, past, present and future is PAID IN FULL.  I can never do a single thing again to lose my salvation.  Once He saved me, I cannot EVER lose my salvation no matter what I do.  That's not my words.  The Southern Baptists believe in Once Saved, Always Saved.  I adhere to that wholeheartedly and I believe that is the correct view.  If I died right now, I have no doubt I would be entering the pearly gates of heaven where I will find Jesus waiting for me with open arms and utter the words "Well done, my good and faithful servant.  You have been faithful over a few things, I will put you in charge over many things in my Kingdom.  Enter thou into the joy of the LORD!".   I have no doubt and nobody can convince me otherwise, so they might as well stop.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

It is now clear that Bushie is trolling.

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As clear as dew on a tree leaf. I stay hydrated; don't you even lift brah?