The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Antonio the Sixth]

The titular poster strikes again: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=215920

[Anti-Bothsidesism]

context: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

context: sarcasm

context

why do you hate freedom

why do you hate freedom

[politicus]

Context:

Both co-opted left-wing revolts, governing in a conservative manner far from the spirit if the revolution that had fueled their rise to power. Both used military force to quell dissent. Both favored policies harmful to the peasantry in favor of "modernization". Difficult to say.

[Mr. Morden]

Context:

Both co-opted left-wing revolts, governing in a conservative manner far from the spirit if the revolution that had fueled their rise to power. Both used military force to quell dissent. Both favored policies harmful to the peasantry in favor of "modernization". Difficult to say.

Reading that out of context, I thought he was talking about Inks…

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I know Atlasia posts normally don't leave Atlasia, but this was amazing.

I object to Wulfric, your honour, as I do not believe that he has the mental capacity to serve on a jury.

The defense concurs

[Figueira]

So much for Sanders having trouble raising enough money to be competitive. Hillary is not inevitable! Start crying, IceSpear!

This news is so cataclysmic for IceSpear, that it burned a hole in the spacetime continuum, and led to him leaving the forum weeks ago.

[Mr. Smith]

And this exchange is why CrabCake is the namesake of this place.

I would be remiss if I didn't point out that "wherefore art thou" actually means "why are you"
/nerdism

FREEBIRD
O IceSpear, IceSpear! Wherefore art thou IceSpear?
Deny thy Clinton and refuse thy political affiliation.
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I’ll no longer be a Libertarian.

[Simfan34]

The King in the North and the King of Bacon have been banished, the Tweed coats have been unwoven, the Griffins have gone out to roost, and the rest have been left to stalk in the snow. Somewhere in the distance is the calling of the name "Joe".

[Blair]

Referring to Sarah Palin

- refused to fight to keep abortion restrictions as state law
 

Look at her family and tell me you blame her.

[Joe Republic]

There is literally no pick up of this story by anyone other than the Washington Examiner.  jamesgilmore.com is still for sale, and Gilmore's official Facebook page hasn't been updated in weeks…and only has 64 "likes".

Can you feel the Gil-mentum?

Oh, when he gets elected President, the United States will become Gil-ligans Island.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of 17 men,
That Fox wanted to have debate
But only let in ten.

The Gov was a mighty moderate man,
The Senator his Floridian mate.
Ten candidates prepared that day
For a two hour debate, a two hour debate.

Republicans came near and far,
They all wanted to run,
If not for the courage of the RNC,
The Donald would have won, The Donald would have won.

The debate started off at 9 pm on the stage of Quicken Loans,
With Rafael,
And Huckabee too,
The Billionaire, and the Southern Belle,
The Neurosurgeon,
The Opthamologist and the College Drop-out,
Here on Gilmore's Isle.

[Mr. Morden]

In a thread asking what questions you would pose to the GOP presidential candidates in next week's debate:

Mr Trump, how can you hope to stay in this race when Atlas user "dudeabides" is so resoundingly delivering many sick burns on your candidacy?

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Drinking game suggestions:

Take a shot if the following words are mentioned:
- Jesus (or Christ or God)
- Reagan
- Guns (or Arms or Weapons)
- Benghazi


double shot if there is crowd shot of a genuine black person

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yes, I believe this was one of the main points of order in the last Socialist International conference, as you can see from the transcript:

G. PAPANDREOU (PASOK) : the following motion is to censure "metal music" and its related culture. Is the motion carried?

F. HOLLANDE (Partie Socialist) : oui, metal is contrary to our essential SJW values.

T. MULCAIR (NDP) : yes, eh. you would not hear metal in dudefest.

D. ROUSSEFF (Worker's party) : motion carried. Next, will the floor consider an amendment from S. GANDHI (Indian National Congress) condemning South Park?

[Landslide Lyndon]

Trump's menstruation strategy is a game changer.

He's dominating this cycle.  Period.

OK, I'll stop now.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context is irrelevant:

So...then what about me?

[Leinad]

I must say, Castro deserves a grammy for The Ballad of Gilmore's Island. Brilliant.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Just like only Nixon could go to China, only Carson could do research on brain tissue from aborted fetuses.

[The Other Castro]

I must say, Castro deserves a grammy for The Ballad of Gilmore's Island. Brilliant.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Hit your mouses.

Now you're advocating animal abuse?  What kind of sick rituals are you having Dave perform in your basement? 

[politicus]

For that matter, I wonder if BRTD has ever read the Bible.

Screenshot of my phone:

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

For that matter, I wonder if BRTD has ever read the Bible.

Screenshot of my phone:

...

[they don't love you like i love you]

? Wasn't intended to be a humorous post.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

? Wasn't intended to be a humorous post.

And yet it was.

[Joe Republic]

Candy crush?  😂

[Murica!]

As everyone knows, Candy Crush is the most "scene" game in the world.