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basically all of them:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=12093;sa=showPosts

hence the thread title, I suppose

[DavidB.]

basically all of them:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=12093;sa=showPosts

hence the thread title, I suppose

Very true.

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[Goldwater]

In a couple of years we'll all discover that TDASO4's sole purpose on the forum was to gather data points and potential smears for a PR organization on future politicians.

Little did they know that we'd all self-destruct anyway by referring to welfare recipients as "poors."

[Antonio the Sixth]

Sounds like a sequal hook in some pulp manga tbh. Republicans thought they killed their enemy, but that WASN'T EVEN HIS FINAL FORM

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352: Fmr. Amb. Jon Huntsman, Jr.(I-UT)/Businessman Greg Orman(I-KS) - 36.9%
93: Businessman Donald Trump(R-NY)/Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) - 30.0%
93: Sen. Bernie Sanders(D-VT)/Rep. Keith Ellison(D-MN) - 29.2%

After both mainstream conventions are held, the two traditional candidates tried to use abortion and gay marriage as wedges against the independent Huntsman. In response, Huntsman cited his foreign policy experience and called for "Unity, Not Political Wedges" on the third and final day of America's Convention:
October 5, Columbus Day. With the pro-choice Greg Orman on one side and the anti-SSM Ben Carson on the other side, Huntsman stated "Now, together, united, not divided, not under any parties labels, we will heal America'. I ask for your support in healing America and restoring hope. Now, as our convention ends, I do not say good bye, but see you later - because, when I see you, I expect you to join me and talk to me, and this help me restore hope and heal America. God bless you, God bless New York City, and God bless the United States of America!" Clips of his speech aired in ads and his song entitled "A Change To Come Over America" would help win the election, and the hearts and minds of the American people.

"Thus the Year of the Outsiders ended with the election of a true outsider - the first independent President in nearly 250 years."

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The weirdest thing about that is the states Sanders wins.

[Kingpoleon]

The weirdest thing about that is the states Sanders wins.

You mean my "Southern minority turnout high for Sanders" joke was lost on everyone? Oh well.

[Virginiá]

You must be logged in to read this quote.

My sides hurt!

[Mr. Smith]

Absolutely. It shocks me to see that so many people would support, and vote for, a corrupt, pandering liar like Hillary Clinton.

They're all corrupt pandering liars. That's the job. I support the most competent corrupt pandering liar.

[Simfan34]

352: Fmr. Amb. Jon Huntsman, Jr.(I-UT)/Businessman Greg Orman(I-KS) - 36.9%
93: Businessman Donald Trump(R-NY)/Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) - 30.0%
93: Sen. Bernie Sanders(D-VT)/Rep. Keith Ellison(D-MN) - 29.2%

After both mainstream conventions are held, the two traditional candidates tried to use abortion and gay marriage as wedges against the independent Huntsman. In response, Huntsman cited his foreign policy experience and called for "Unity, Not Political Wedges" on the third and final day of America's Convention:
October 5, Columbus Day. With the pro-choice Greg Orman on one side and the anti-SSM Ben Carson on the other side, Huntsman stated "Now, together, united, not divided, not under any parties labels, we will heal America'. I ask for your support in healing America and restoring hope. Now, as our convention ends, I do not say good bye, but see you later - because, when I see you, I expect you to join me and talk to me, and this help me restore hope and heal America. God bless you, God bless New York City, and God bless the United States of America!" Clips of his speech aired in ads and his song entitled "A Change To Come Over America" would help win the election, and the hearts and minds of the American people.

"Thus the Year of the Outsiders ended with the election of a true outsider - the first independent President in nearly 250 years."

A freedom post!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The weirdest thing about that is the states Sanders wins.

You mean my "Southern minority turnout high for Sanders" joke was lost on everyone? Oh well.

West Virginia?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The weirdest thing about that is the states Sanders wins.

You mean my "Southern minority turnout high for Sanders" joke was lost on everyone? Oh well.

West Virginia?

Coal miners are a very oppressed Southern minority.

[The Other Castro]

The weirdest thing about that is the states Sanders wins.

You mean my "Southern minority turnout high for Sanders" joke was lost on everyone? Oh well.

West Virginia?

Coal miners are a very oppressed Southern minority.

Well, they do have the black lung.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Gun rights ARE human rights.

[Antonio the Sixth]

"Guns are people, my friend."

[Simfan34]

Even the liberal New Republic is asking why Clinton and Sanders aren't campaigning on a public option.

[mencken]

What are these New York values and how is saying someone embodies them even an attack at all?

New York values are liberal, secular and out-of-touch with the rest of the country, especially what New Yorkers often deride as "flyover country", like Iowa.  That's what Cruz meant.  It should go over well in Iowa.

How the hell would you know what goes over well in Iowa? I'm sick and tired of you elitist New Yorkers thinking you know and understand the good-natured, salt of the earth people in Iowa.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context:

Should be in the Hague.

You want us to take in even more immigrants who killed people abroad?

[SWE]

Context:

Should be in the Hague.

You want us to take in even more immigrants who killed people abroad?

Thread deleted, pls explain context

[TDAS04]

Context:

Should be in the Hague.

You want us to take in even more immigrants who killed people abroad?

Thread deleted, pls explain context

It's from "Opinion of Dick Cheney" thread thread Torie mistakenly deleted, along with another thread.  (See Torie's thread at top of Individual Politics board, he's sorry).

[Figueira]

I support the free market.  Whatever you want and can afford is what you get.  You pay for only your own health care, or give to charity if you are so inclined.  Health care should never be considered a right.

Good to see one of our resident sociopathic teenage white boys bequeathing his wisdom onto us.

"Ugh, lazy bums who want healthcare from the government. Why can't they just ask their parents for coverage like I do?"

[Antonio the Sixth]

Ninth.

lolololololol

Secret rights=best rights

[Virginiá]

If I say that opebo is a rich single white male living in Thailand, I think you can guess the basic gist of what the posts were about.

someone give this girl a prize already!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

My fiancee and I have set our wedding date for May 16th of this year. We're going to have a wedding done traditionally in my culture, but we're going to mix it up for her and her family as well.

Also today I learned if I don't vote for Bernie, I'm going to be rounded up by Trump and be thrown into the ovens....yes some hardcore Sandernistas are saying this...

Congrats!