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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #975 on: January 22, 2016, 09:53:13 PM »

Oh we're still doing this?  Okay, well here's my VERY HILARIOUS take on the latest development in the 2016 campaign!!



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« Reply #976 on: January 24, 2016, 07:58:26 PM »

I do sometimes wonder if this campaign was only ever intended to be a publicity stunt, and maybe Trump just keeps saying crazier and crazier s*** in hopes that it eventually costs him his lead.

Trump: "You stupid idiots. This was all a publicity stunt! Why don't you get it? You've been fooled!" (followed by insane amounts of clapping)

1 week later: Trump up +9 points!

He's already done this. Smiley "How stupid are the people of Iowa" has catapulted him into the lead there.

Oh my. That's right. What the hell kinda world am I even living in anymore?
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« Reply #977 on: January 26, 2016, 06:42:49 PM »

I can't help but laugh at all of the bigoted cisgender heterosexist male supremacist FOOLS who honestly believe that a sexist clown like Barnie Sandler will win New Hampshire. New Hampshire is the most tolerant, liberal, multicultural, turbo-elastic swing state in the world! My state is an abode of sensible moderates, and on February 9th, we will stampede our voting booths to vote for HILLDOG, just like we did eight years ago; and unlike in 2008, in 2016, we will finally CRACK that GLASS CEILING once and for all! The sexist hicks in the rest of the country aren't going to stop us this time; we are WHITE; we are ANGRY; we are NH WOMEN; and come November, this country is going to hear us ROAR! TODAY NEW HAMPSHIRE; TOMORROW THE WORLD!!

I'm not surprised that losers from Solid D JOKE states like PA and VA hate election years. You're just jealous  of MY independent, moderate, libertarian-leaning swing state. The elasticity must really piss you off, almost as much as the sight of a LIBERATED WOMAN!

LOL, dude, she's trailing in the polls. Clearly NH is so sexist for having 1 of their 5 governor, representatives, and senators be a man compared to 0 2 years ago.

Obummer was "leading" here eight years ago; if you believe the sexist "pollsters," but NH WOMEN came through for Hillary in the end, and in two weeks, America will finally cease to "feel the Bern" when NH pours a bucket of cold water on his vile, misogynist campaign.
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« Reply #978 on: January 26, 2016, 08:37:07 PM »

Ugh.
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« Reply #979 on: January 26, 2016, 11:33:53 PM »

There seem to be new socks named Nebraska and Nebraskas.

Indeed. They have been muted.

Yet another -- username TNVolunteer.

EDIT: Yet another, username Assemblyman CXSmith

This is only the tip of the iceberg. I have it on good authority that Torie is in fact a sock for irregardless, who has worked tirelessly for over a decade to infiltrate the highest levels of Atlas.

If you don't hear from me after this, know that I tried to warn everyone!
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« Reply #980 on: January 27, 2016, 06:38:39 PM »

Reading the early pages of this topic is quite hilarious.

It must be weird reading posts from before you were born
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« Reply #981 on: January 29, 2016, 03:56:10 PM »


Life is just so much easier being gay. Smiley
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« Reply #982 on: January 30, 2016, 06:23:23 PM »

Not as bad as the other ironic Republicans, who constantly say ridiculous (and evidently false) statements like "Bush is an electable moderate", "the Republican base would never support universal healthcare", "The future of the GOP is libertarian", "Rubio is presidential and definitely hetero" etc. merely to get a rise out of people. I mean, jeez, drop the act already.
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« Reply #983 on: January 30, 2016, 11:13:40 PM »

Remember when Sherrod Brown and Al Franken became corporatist establishment shills?
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« Reply #984 on: February 01, 2016, 06:48:59 AM »

Found a picture of the Bernie Sanders campaign atm:



I can't believe that voting hasn't started and #BernieBroExtraordinare Jeff Weaver is already finding excuses for why they lost. I'm amazed.
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« Reply #985 on: February 01, 2016, 02:08:24 PM »

Is the allocation of colors based on the respective candidate's skin color?
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« Reply #986 on: February 02, 2016, 08:59:38 AM »

Got a Busch. Nine more in my fridge. My roommate might claim some. Have a chapter meeting at 9:30, so I'll only be drinking the one or two until I get out.
How can you do that if you're underage?
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« Reply #987 on: February 02, 2016, 08:07:58 PM »

The GOP may be moderate, the Democratic Party to the left. Also, the Islamization of America. These Millennials love Muslims. They love same sex marriage, and they scorn on traditional marriage. The military will be plunged and destroyed to pay for condoms and birth control and free education. You'll probably see a gay person running the military soon.
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« Reply #988 on: February 02, 2016, 08:47:45 PM »

Got a Busch. Nine more in my fridge. My roommate might claim some. Have a chapter meeting at 9:30, so I'll only be drinking the one or two until I get out.
How can you do that if you're underage?

like the classic Lebron post!
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« Reply #989 on: February 04, 2016, 01:48:06 AM »

The DSCC just emailed me and said to watch out for McCain losing.

In other news, Hillary Clinton sent me an email saying she plans to win New Hampshire.
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« Reply #990 on: February 04, 2016, 09:18:49 AM »

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« Reply #991 on: February 05, 2016, 10:12:11 AM »

v0031 if you ever come to Dublin I can give you a tour and I can show you in great detail what 'Junkies' are.

Thank you. That would be so nice.
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« Reply #992 on: February 05, 2016, 06:03:29 PM »

We need to rename this thread. Sorry CrabCake.

Context on the first one
Trump casinos arent that interesting anymore. I would rather spend my time revising Valifornia or going to Las Vegas

Give me a break, I'm not the only one who quotes the 272 blue wall, Nate Silver has quoted the blue wall in his analysis, instead of analysin the races as a whole and like 2012. Hes just as guilty.
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« Reply #993 on: February 05, 2016, 06:22:19 PM »

I heartily endorse the suggested name change.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #994 on: February 06, 2016, 02:35:48 PM »

Nate Silver nor I can actually predict precisely what will happen with an unconventional nominee like Trump. He can lose a little or a lot. But, Castro is 40 years old. GEN Y.  SEIU Trumka has already endorsed him for Veep. He can carry us Dems to victory in Union Ohio, where Mahoney County has alot or give Dems NV.

Kaine isnt 40
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« Reply #995 on: February 07, 2016, 10:44:06 AM »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=228549.0

All of Vox Populi's posts in this thread, as well as Castro's post.
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« Reply #996 on: February 08, 2016, 04:45:09 PM »
« Edited: February 08, 2016, 04:48:16 PM by Simfan34 »

Also wait, so even Bernie Sanders pbuh himself speaking out against the Bernie Bros isn't enough to convince you it's a serious issue? lol
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« Reply #997 on: February 08, 2016, 04:51:59 PM »

Context

I attended plenty of Socialist Alternative meetings a few years ago.
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« Reply #998 on: February 10, 2016, 07:36:15 PM »

Just because I don't like socialism, doesn't mean I can't think critically.  Socialism is a godless form of government and is not what our forefathers intended.
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« Reply #999 on: February 13, 2016, 08:40:59 PM »

Peak OC?

Clinton, because it brings to mind Bush v Gore and Gore was unjustly denied the recount, who was Veep.
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