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[Mike Thick]

Peak OC?

Clinton, because it brings to mind Bush v Gore and Gore was unjustly denied the recount, who was Veep.

There is no such thing as "Peak OC". You think it's been reached, and then he's all like



and then you get something even more OC a day later.

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Peak OC?

Clinton, because it brings to mind Bush v Gore and Gore was unjustly denied the recount, who was Veep.

There is no such thing as "Peak OC". You think it's been reached, and then he's all like



and then you get something even more OC a day later.

I beg to differ. OC's profile simply can't be beat.

[Mike Thick]

Peak OC?

Clinton, because it brings to mind Bush v Gore and Gore was unjustly denied the recount, who was Veep.

There is no such thing as "Peak OC". You think it's been reached, and then he's all like



and then you get something even more OC a day later.

I beg to differ. OC's profile simply can't be beat.

I just looked at it, and OH MY GOD

I think that it's just a lot of standard-level OC compressed into a small space, not anything that's more OC than usual.

[they don't love you like i love you]

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[Mike Thick]

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wat da

[Goldwater]

Aye, as long as he's under forty. I don't want another old moderate like Kennedy on the Court.

Ginsburg, Sotomayor, Kagan, Breyer, Torie, Kennedy, Roberts, Alito, Thomas

Maybe when Kennedy retires the right will get, say, Gonzales.

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[JonathanSwift]

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The funny thing is, I think much of this is a bastardized form of something Mechaman said once.

You are correct:

The only way this is fulfilling my dreams is because it will be wasting a lot of Dem money on a great many states.

No no no no no, my dear Bush**te.  We all know the real truth here.

No one proceeds with a 50 state strategy unless they got the gravitas and air to do so.  It is the sign of a great and dynamic candidate, as well as a show of their utter power and dominance over the field, when they can command upon the political landscape a domineering omnipotent 50 state crusade all across the country the likes of which has never been seen.

Nobody can do it like Hillary can.  She will roll out the carpet out all over the GOP, state after state, pounding them in their own backyard.  The Democratic onslaught awaiting the GOP in 2016 will be merciless.  Once and for all the Roverian Kochite agenda of the GOP will be exposed before all the world and all the nation to see as Hillary brings Democratic performance to a peak not seen since Johnson, possibly winning over 450 electoral votes in states from the Pacific Northwest to Appalchia.  She will bring back poor rural whites as the GOP will be shamed everywhere except that Morman place, Oklahoma, and the Deep South.

And then, not even your little fluke elections like 2010 and 2012 can save you.

So keep dreaming Bush**te.  I would say prepare for some of the worst nightmares of your life, but you are clearly living it.  Just surrender to the fact that the Clinton machine is unstoppable and to stop casting desperate asperations onto what is clearly a curb stomp.

Pathetic.

[Mr. Morden]

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You didn't quote my favorite part:

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I also like the reference to "Von Milker" of the Denver Broncos.

[Mr. Smith]

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If only the good guys had a drunk monkey with a knife...

[DavidB.]

Context needed.

...OK?

[Nutmeg]

NV, Oh, and PA is Republican fierwal 52 seats to kepe Cenutt

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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This will probably swing Vermont into Bernie's column now.

[IceSpear]

Clinton Won by 6%. Conservative pollsters are engaging in a concerted effort to pretend Sanders is doing better than he really is.

Yes, the 14 th Amendment which allow children who are born to Mexican immigrants are citizents and 13 th Amendment  freed blacks from slaves. The Conservative pollsters underestimate how important a Democrat appointee is needed in Roberts Crt. CLINTON, not Sanders is stronger in that regard as a female.

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

1 in 5 Nevadans born in California is amazing.

Californians have colonized the entire West for the past couple decades, and the trend is only beginning to slow as their economy improves.  Some of my best friends in high school were Californian economic refugees.

14% of Oregon residents were born in California.
8% of Washington residents were born in California.
9% of Arizona residents were born in California.
6% of Colorado residents were born in California
8% of Utah residents were born in California
12% of Idaho residents were born in California
7% of Alaska residents were born in California

That's 64% of California born living in other Western States. That's a huge number.

[Antonio the Sixth]

1 in 5 Nevadans born in California is amazing.

Californians have colonized the entire West for the past couple decades, and the trend is only beginning to slow as their economy improves.  Some of my best friends in high school were Californian economic refugees.

14% of Oregon residents were born in California.
8% of Washington residents were born in California.
9% of Arizona residents were born in California.
6% of Colorado residents were born in California
8% of Utah residents were born in California
12% of Idaho residents were born in California
7% of Alaska residents were born in California

That's 64% of California born living in other Western States. That's a huge number.

#youfailatmathforever

[Mike Thick]

I wish you guys would at least give a decent sample list of users who fit the criteria when asking this stuff. I'm not sure everyone (or at least myself) keeps a detailed ledger of who is gay, or Christian, or new to the forum, or this and that, on hand for future use

Here's a list:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=mlist

[Landslide Lyndon]

The Spike Lee endorsement should have come before NV, its too little too late.

[Antonio the Sixth]

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[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Speaking of Martin O'Malley, can someone ask the police to do a welfare check and make sure he hasn't hung himself? He hasn't spoken a word since February 1st on social media, and as far as I can tell, to the media either.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Sounds accurate. After SurveyUSA cleaned up their act in Kentucky in 2015, I tend to trust them more than I used to.

They said Conway was going to win. And they were way off downballot as well.

Other polls (like WKU) agreed with SurveyUSA.

It wasn't the polls that were off. It was the election that was off.

[Virginiá]

Sounds accurate. After SurveyUSA cleaned up their act in Kentucky in 2015, I tend to trust them more than I used to.

They said Conway was going to win. And they were way off downballot as well.

Other polls (like WKU) agreed with SurveyUSA.

It wasn't the polls that were off. It was the election that was off.

Well I have to admit, I've never seen anyone say the predictions were right and reality was wrong.

[Higgs]

Sounds accurate. After SurveyUSA cleaned up their act in Kentucky in 2015, I tend to trust them more than I used to.

They said Conway was going to win. And they were way off downballot as well.

Other polls (like WKU) agreed with SurveyUSA.

It wasn't the polls that were off. It was the election that was off.

Wat

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Dick Morris is a broken clock that could still be right. Hawaii was safe Obama after all.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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D*mn it, voted FG by accident.

You're not alone, many Irish people did that too.