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« Reply #1175 on: April 17, 2016, 12:14:48 PM »
« edited: April 17, 2016, 01:37:32 PM by Virginia »
I wonder what people would say if the final winning map turns out to be exactly what he said the freiwall is. Would we designate him the chief prognosticator of Atlas? The flood of memes would be overwhelming.
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« Reply #1176 on: April 17, 2016, 01:00:02 PM »
BTW, "Freiwall" really sounds like it could be an actual German word. Tongue
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« Reply #1177 on: April 17, 2016, 01:09:25 PM »
Quote from: When do you think it will all become clear? on April 17, 2016, 01:00:02 PM
BTW, "Freiwall" really sounds like it could be an actual German word. Tongue
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« Reply #1178 on: April 17, 2016, 01:21:07 PM »
« Edited: April 17, 2016, 01:44:39 PM by Ted Bessell, Bass God of the West »
Quote from: Virginia on April 17, 2016, 12:14:48 PM
I wonder what people would say if the final winning map turns out to be exactly what he said the freiwall is. Would we designate him the chief prognosticator of Atlas? The flood of memes would be overwhelming.

We'd have to make a bureau for stunningly accurate predictions named after our noble sage of Illinois.
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« Reply #1179 on: April 19, 2016, 08:14:04 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=234842.0
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« Reply #1180 on: April 19, 2016, 01:01:01 PM »

Joe is absolutely correct. Saying "I could care less" (or using "literally" figuratively) should disqualify you from being President.
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« Reply #1181 on: April 19, 2016, 01:23:07 PM »

And yet you are a fan valley girl speech. Tongue
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« Reply #1182 on: April 19, 2016, 01:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Goldwater on April 19, 2016, 01:23:07 PM

And yet you are a fan valley girl speech. Tongue

That's like, totally different!
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« Reply #1183 on: April 19, 2016, 02:47:58 PM »

At least her English is far superior to mine.
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« Reply #1184 on: April 19, 2016, 07:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Vosem on April 19, 2016, 07:56:35 PM
Quote from: Gass3268 on April 19, 2016, 07:54:20 PM
Tonight shall be a great night for the #NeverCruz movement.

This underestimates the ferocity and untamed wildness of the tribe described by Caesar, in De bello indianicum, as the "Hoosi", who have brought many a dead political movement roaring back to life in their storied past.
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« Reply #1185 on: April 19, 2016, 08:06:50 PM »
He's a Democratic Elector intending to defect.
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« Reply #1186 on: April 19, 2016, 08:13:47 PM »
Quote from: ExtremeRepublican on April 17, 2016, 07:22:05 PM
Quote from: ͡◔ ᴥ ͡◔ on April 17, 2016, 07:18:53 PM
I actually plan on going to see Jimmy Carter in a few weeks as well. Apparently (as I'm sure you know) he has a Sunday School class every so often in his hometown that's open to the public.
I have some friends that have been (even though they're Republicans).  They say it is a really cool experience!
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« Reply #1187 on: April 20, 2016, 07:35:10 PM »
Context: Title of FreePhoenix's biography
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« Reply #1188 on: April 20, 2016, 08:29:33 PM »
Quote from: Castro on April 20, 2016, 08:14:36 PM
Quote from: Sir Mortimer Chris, MP on April 20, 2016, 06:29:47 PM
Oklahoma should be turned back to the Native Americans, while white residents should be put in reservations.

I'd imagine they'd have some reservations about that.
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« Reply #1189 on: April 22, 2016, 03:42:25 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on April 22, 2016, 03:36:52 AM
"Hmm, the Democrats might nominate that telegenic forty-something.  We should try to compete with that."




"Aw crap, no we really should try to compete with him.  Let's get somebody with the same eloquent way with words as their guy to be our Veep."




"So look, people kept talking about McCain's eight houses and how out of touch that made him look, especially during a tough economy.  We should keep that in mind with our next nominee.  Plus, we reeeeally need charisma to go up against their guy!"




"Sigh, okay look, we've been losing because people say we're not connecting with women and minorities.  What should we do?"
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« Reply #1190 on: April 22, 2016, 03:55:35 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=234994.0
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« Reply #1191 on: April 22, 2016, 01:45:47 PM »
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Quote from: Joe Republic on April 22, 2016, 03:36:52 AM
"Hmm, the Democrats might nominate that telegenic forty-something.  We should try to compete with that."




"Aw crap, no we really should try to compete with him.  Let's get somebody with the same eloquent way with words as their guy to be our Veep."




"So look, people kept talking about McCain's eight houses and how out of touch that made him look, especially during a tough economy.  We should keep that in mind with our next nominee.  Plus, we reeeeally need charisma to go up against their guy!"




"Sigh, okay look, we've been losing because people say we're not connecting with women and minorities.  What should we do?"



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« Reply #1192 on: April 23, 2016, 12:50:38 PM »
Quote from: TN volunteer on April 23, 2016, 12:25:41 PM
He can secure 271 freiwal for Madame Clinton; with McGINTY, Hassen, CCM<3, BeNnit, Strickland; MuRphy winning anyways. putting Texas and FlO in play in 2024 because gen X Latinos and catholics vote for young fresh face and eternal democratic majority Purple heart

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« Reply #1193 on: April 24, 2016, 09:55:05 AM »
Topic: "Should Lena Dunham be added to any US currency?"

Quote from: Santander on April 23, 2016, 10:44:31 PM
Only dead people can be on currency, so yes.
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« Reply #1194 on: April 24, 2016, 11:41:22 PM »
"Opinion of Prince"

Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on April 24, 2016, 09:21:36 PM
Some of his music was good, some not so good.  I never liked "Little Red Corvette" very much.

For some strange reason, I always thought he was black.
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« Reply #1195 on: April 24, 2016, 11:54:43 PM »
I'm so, so, so sad the "Oldiesfreak is black" meme died down. Sad
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« Reply #1196 on: April 25, 2016, 12:00:45 AM »
Quote from: When do you think it will all become clear? on April 24, 2016, 11:54:43 PM
I'm so, so, so sad the "Oldiesfreak is black" meme died down. Sad

Not quite. Read the first post after that one in the original thread.
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« Reply #1197 on: April 25, 2016, 11:47:08 AM »
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« Reply #1198 on: April 25, 2016, 07:03:05 PM »

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« Reply #1199 on: April 26, 2016, 05:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Zen Lunatic on April 26, 2016, 01:46:12 AM
Quote from: IceSpear on April 25, 2016, 11:25:11 PM
Well...that's unexpected. I would've expected you to be with Cruz to the bitter end considering you've probably been his biggest supporter here.

But excellent news! Congrats on leaving the dark side. Only one more R-IL domino left to fall to Hilldawg. They're dropping like flies. Wink

Hillary herself was the original (R)-Illinois domino to fall.
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