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[Figueira]

Context

Won't be for long.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REJECTION OF SOCIALISM BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context:

This thread is giving me a UTI.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

...a local police force that kills and a legal system that systematically targets communities of color.

BLM does the same to police as well. Let's not kid ourselves here.

Those protesters are coming for the rest of the state. They're agitators. BLM should be ashamed for the lack of control.

You're an idiot. Not to get back into the topic of your utter lack of understanding when it comes to race, but likening a loosly organized group of protesters (not agitators who come to the state to stir up trouble, but protesters who see something they feel needs to be protested) to the police to whom we intrust our lives is just about the dumbest comparison you can make.

Um..I understand race pretty well. I think most people are tired of the entire event and system.

[Xing]

It doesn't matter. Once a new poll comes out after the ruckus of Charlotte, Cooper's toast. It's sad. McCrory will play the situation to his advantage. He lives in Charlotte. The Democrats laid in bed with BLM, and they have to go down in flames with them. Cooper and Ross are toast. I'm saying this as an Independent, not as fond with either party.

Nobody trolls quite like bronz.

[Maxwell]

i feel like bronz genuinely believes that though.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context needed:

The guy's name is Ramon Sanders.

Ramon = Mexican (rapists, not good people)
Sanders = anybody with this name is socialist by association

HP

[Virginiá]

Context needed:

You didn't actually provide any context though (or were you acknowledging that? I can't tell)

I still don't get why people put "Context" here and then just put the post and nothing else. Ideally, you'd put Context: [thread title] so we know right off the bat what the thread was about. Including a quote that links to the post is really just pro forma for this thread, so I don't think that counts as context.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context needed:

You didn't actually provide any context though

I still don't get why people put "Context" here and then just put the post and nothing else. Ideally, you'd put Context: [thread title] so we know right off the bat what the thread was about. Including a quote that links to the post is really just pro forma for this thread, so I don't think that counts as context.

I guess it's just a reminded you should see the thread to see what the reference is about.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Technically the forum code could be altered to censor posts from TNVolunteer that contain NH-related words, like "NH", "New Hampshire", "Hassan", "Climbin' Maggie", and so on..

Of course at that point it's a game of whack-a-mole. What about a lobotomy?

Endorsed.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Technically the forum code could be altered to censor posts from TNVolunteer that contain NH-related words, like "NH", "New Hampshire", "Hassan", "Climbin' Maggie", and so on..

Of course at that point it's a game of whack-a-mole. What about a lobotomy?

Endorsed.

With or without context?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Technically the forum code could be altered to censor posts from TNVolunteer that contain NH-related words, like "NH", "New Hampshire", "Hassan", "Climbin' Maggie", and so on..

Of course at that point it's a game of whack-a-mole. What about a lobotomy?

Endorsed.

With or without context?

In desperate situations such as this context is irrelevant.

[DC Al Fine]

gender studies ,religious studies , and many degrees which are useless

Literally a computer (my comment is more about religious studies than the first one listed; love those classes).

Gender studies are great too (normal, not a sexist).

I'm not sure how "normal" would go alongside "not a sexist". If there's anything my women and gender studies classes have taught me...

[Antonio the Sixth]

Good point, actually. I do have a tendency to be far too optimistic about people's attitudes. Don't know how I've managed to maintain such optimism in the Age of Drumpf, but I guess I have.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I always find it funny that Brazil was able to find Maronite president while they don't need to and Lebanon still can't find one but they should.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I would prefer mandatory castration of white males.

I will outtroll any troll here.

Would you support the case for the creation of a Chinese style eunuch bureaucracy?

Nah. White eunuchs do not make good bureaucrats.

How do you know this?

A white man has nothing of value other than his balls to begin with. It is where he stores his brain. Once you remove the balls, he would be too stupid to run correct paper flow.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Opebo 26:11 "The poors you will always have with you, but you will not always have me."

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=246529.0

It gets better and better.

[White Trash]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bernie-sanders-2016-is-not-the-time-for-a-protest-vote/

Further cements the fact that real progressives are the ones who follow Bernie's lead and vote Clinton.

Actually, Sanders might think like this
#TRUMP2016! then i will have better chance
to be the democratic nominee in 2020

But He have to pretend #Hillary2016. (His dilemma.)

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

How to survive the debates with sanity intact:

For this you will need:
   • one room which you will not leave
   • one mattress
   • tomato soup, ten tins of
   • mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold
   • ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
   • Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle
   • paracetamol
   • mouth wash
   • vitamins
   • mineral water
   • Lucozade
   • pornography
   • one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus
   • one television
   • Valium, one bottle

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

NC:
Clinton 44
Trump 43
Johnson 7

https://www.scribd.com/document/325392521/North-Carolina-September-24-2016-v7#from_embed
 
oh sh**t... I checked demographics. which is skewed for TRUMP.  and he is losing.
(White 81 Black 10 ........)

it could be adjusted something like Hillary 49 TRUMP 40 

[Virginiá]

As much as I dislike StatesPoll and his recent GIF posting, that gif is really adorable for some reason..

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=246780.0

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

trump loves Putin.
And Putin loves trump.

Putin does not love anybody, except, possibly, himself. Trump´s dreams of mutually exciting intercourse will be disappointed.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

BTW, you should let your bosses know, they are being stupid

Was the enama sufficiently desrating?

"Desrate" is my neologysm, I somehow forgot to explain its meaning. Ag has been wise enough  to notice that etymologically it originates from Russian srat'  (a vulgar word for "defecate"). So the meaning is "abuse someone using plagiarism"   as Ag did having stated that my bosses are stupid and using materials from N. Khrushova's article. No wonder Ag is an expert in anal  sex.   

You are cute. You really think people get all their news/analysis from Russian or Russian-affiliated sources? I mean, anybody who has at least half a brain and knows anything about the issues involved (you, of course, fail on both of these counts) would write pretty much the same thing here, but, honestly, I was unaware that Ms. Khrushchova wrote anything on the topic. Where was it?

And I am quite amused that you consider enema to be sex. I mean, that is, probably, your only personal experience, but for most people it is just a medical procedure.

Of course I 'm cute in contrast to you and half of your fellow country men  who don't have even half a brain and support Clinton.  I feel like making a good lieutenant-governor  of the former USA after it disintegrates and is vanquished by Putin under the next president no matter who he/she is.  I hope Putin will appoint me taking into account my numerous merits. One of them (not the most important) is my English proficiency. For example,  I know that the correct spelling is "enama" rather than enema.