The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

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What a disgusting thought, but I'm sure some certain other posters on this forum would enjoy it, lol.

[mencken]

Nearly spat out my drink at this:

RIP Kasich 2020

If he consolidates the sane vote, he could eke out a winning plurality again Donald Trump Jr., Joe Arpaio, Pepe the Frog, Steve King, and Milo.

[White Trash]

Bob, and not even remotely close.  

Also:

Bob sounds terrible fantastic.

FTFY

Hey, that's just fine if we have opposite views; people like me aren't going anywhere in our party, though.

Wiki disagrees.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Johnson would have stolen the show for any meltdown talk had he been included in the debate.

Doubt it. He was in a bunch of primary debates, most of which included Austin Petersen and John McAfee, who are both pretty good debaters.

[Joe Republic]

D. W. Perry lives in New Hampshire? No wonder the women are so angry!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

D. W. Perry lives in New Hampshire? No wonder the women are so angry!

I'd be f**king angry if he lived in my country.

[Joe Republic]

UN SPEECH 2016: Obama And His Holy War on White Race Exposed !!! THE END OF OBAMA !!!

goo.gl/Qkb4UL

A real economic bubble that is about to explode(financial disaster),  white genocide in South Africa, racial war on the streets of Europe that took place during his speech while he even dared to demand for our countries to absorb more rapefugees, I explain what real economy is in this world and not what Obama suggests during his speech(the omitted and inconvenient truth for libetards and commietards is revealed - what Mexican presidents fear would become well known), social and main stream media exposed, words "racist is explained or why one can't even imply to white individual or white race, rejection of "integration" is explained, what best walls are made out of(not bricks - I tell you that), phenomena of ZEKA and EBOLA explained...voting for Mr. Donald Trump should never ever become a matter of choice; it is your duty and legacy to this life !!! Visit The Auser Times today !!!

[heatcharger]

In the Senate race, Haggie Hassan is winning NH females 56-37. However, Van Ostern is only winning them by 7 (48-41). So most undecideds are probably Clinton/Hassan supporters who will come home for that male loser Van Ostern if he keeps attacking Sununu on womens rights.

I'd like to know Heisenberg's take on this race, though.

Edit: Stefany Shaheen would have beaten Sununu by double digits, does anyone know why she decided not to run?

I can help you with this:

1. Log out
2. Log back in

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm not a computer, but if I was, I would never think of consuming other computers.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Suddenly his previous calls for killing 100,000 people seems... moderate.

Gotta play to the centrist undecideds who only want to slaughter six figures.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Romney didn't have a biggest mistake. He made so many that it was death by a thousand paper cuts.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

How many Polaks does it take to swing an election? A lot! Duh dum duh ching!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

The last conversation that I had like this one involved a guy in a kitschy necktie at my door and ended with him trying to leave me with a copy of The Watchtower.

[Antonio the Sixth]

This is by far the most bizarre comment on Vladimir Putin I've ever come across, and there's a lot of stupid stuff being said about Vladimir Putin.

tough choice. he's heavily misinformed and over-informed at the same time. at least he's not a mason

[Landslide Lyndon]

Weird that, with all of their money problems, the Trump campaigning is employing people like Seriously? to regurgitate inane Trump campaign talking points on internet forums like this one.

Funny. I am still looking for that paycheck from the Trump organization.

But don't let facts get in the way of your fantasyland narrative there, Lief.

So is everyone else he has stiffed.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Are conservatives on this forum aware that it's 5777?

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

The orignial post:

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

Then the various edits:

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

(There was a Picture of Lincoln Chafee here.)

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Lief's unbridled glee at the latest PA polling numbers had me cracking up.  Sometimes its just the ones we can count on.

Absolutely magnificent!!!

hahahahah Toomey at 35!!!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

who care

France has 48 hours to hand over the hostage takers, or risk sharing their fate.

Now you're obviously trolling.

Kal, you just don't understand how seriously we take the royal family in this country since you haven't had one for two centuries, but I assure you, this was no joke. I just want Kim to narrate the whole experience for us and the lessons learned in that ever-so-confident voice to make me feel like we no longer have reason to worry. Until then, I will feel broken inside.

[Joe Republic]

Predicting markets before and after the debate.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Another one!

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

[Kingpoleon]

Ftr, resume alone doesn't make one automatically "qualified"

He was showing a Gary Johnson a potential strategy called The Leppo.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1. Poland (All Catholic, all the time)

[Goldwater]

He lost it years ago when he began the libertarian takeover of the GOP.

in what world is he a libertarian? and what world have libertarians taken the party?

When he endorsed legalization of marijuana.

[RINO Tom]

He lost it years ago when he began the libertarian takeover of the GOP.

in what world is he a libertarian? and what world have libertarians taken the party?

When he endorsed legalization of marijuana.

Oldiesfreak and Wulfric need to get a gay marriage together.  The logic at the dinner table would be astonishing.