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[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

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hahahaha omg

Anti-intellectualism is a hell of a thing.

I tend to find the "intellectualism" of most moral philosophy lacking. From what I've seen, it usually (no matter the position) boils down to making smart sounding arguments to justify how one feels the world should work. I don't believe that such a field should be considered equal to science, programming, engineering, art, abstract logic, mathematics, etc.
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As opposed to your way of justifying how you feel the world should work, which is to just assert that that's how it should work without providing any evidence or reasoning.
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I provide reasoning about as well as you. Which isn't helping my case much, but still.

[Antonio the Sixth]

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hahahaha omg

Anti-intellectualism is a hell of a thing.

I tend to find the "intellectualism" of most moral philosophy lacking. From what I've seen, it usually (no matter the position) boils down to making smart sounding arguments to justify how one feels the world should work. I don't believe that such a field should be considered equal to science, programming, engineering, art, abstract logic, mathematics, etc.

As opposed to your way of justifying how you feel the world should work, which is to just assert that that's how it should work without providing any evidence or reasoning.
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I provide reasoning about as well as you. Which isn't helping my case much, but still.
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Whatever. That still puts you way below philosophers, who at least have arguments to defend their worldviews.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Maybe we should get back to, you know, funny posts at some point.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

CNN is arguably worse

How?

They try to act neutral when in fact they shill for the Democratic Party.


I respect an openly biased news organization over an news organization  who is biased but tries to hide it.

[Virginiá]

Maybe we should get back to, you know, funny posts at some point.

Nooooo. Grumpy, never-ending arguments is the new funny!

[Goldwater]

My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the no no no

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of Mahdi;
his victory over ad-Dajjal
shall stretch from sea to shining sea
he fights for people everywhere
people just like you and me
His truth is marching on.
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
His truth is marching on!

The glory of our jihad
I can already feel
Our glorious warriors flying
through the beams of steel
Let the hero born in Mecca
force the infidels to heel
His truth is marching on.
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
His truth is marching on!

[RINO Tom]

It's called a picture. I'm pretty sure.

-You're supposed to add a hyphen when replying.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

After reading that headline, I’ve concluded that “North Korean Ninjas” would be an excellent name for a band or a sitcom.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

It's called a picture. I'm pretty sure.

Yet another reason you're an idiot.

Picture: the last airbender

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Jihadi #652 BDTI     YaBB God ★★★★★ Posts: 788060

Have you been in a district controlled by the western imperialists this year? « on: March 14, 1860 at 12:43:59 am » One issue of course is getting to where my girlfriend lives, since that would require traveling through an imperialist-controlled province and many NATO districts. So my plan is to only get gas and food in cleansed districts. That basically means stopping in Sar-e Pol to take the sword to the local infidels, and then filling up in Qale-Zobayd along the way. Baghran would be OK too, since Helmand will soon be purged of the Western infidels. But I'm not going to get out and set foot in any of the filthy imperialist-controlled districts that exist between Khamyab and Lashkar Gah. Ideally I could just boycott Ghor altogether but alas that wretched place has to be stuck between us. This has however convinced me that everyone's hatred of the Chaghcharan Buzkashi team is 100% justified, not that Buzhashi was ever acceptable in the first place. Always will be the Caliph to me:

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

It's called a picture. I'm pretty sure.

Yet another reason you're an idiot.

Picture: the last airbender

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

It's called a picture. I'm pretty sure.

Yet another reason you're an idiot.

Picture: the last airbender

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[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Both sides do it. It's inside politics. It's sad. No country should have so much influence over American elections. Also, despite my disagreements with Trump, I dare Congress to impeach him. His supporters are angry and very annoyed. Annoy them further, and it is not going to be pretty to watch.

[MT Treasurer]

Yes, but Kander lost a very winnable race last year. Something tells me that if he can't beat Blunt, he won't have an easy time winning nationally.

Blunt just has a good political machine in MO.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm just sick of it. Trump will not resign. Just focus on 2020 and 2024 and see what happens. Remember, most Americans don't vote. We have people who know more about Kim Kardashian and The Bachelor so I don't know if this will really affect anything. His voters will feel alienated, especially the Russian-American voters in Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach, New York, places in southeast Florida, etc.

He won the electoral college. We don't count the popular vote here. We have to wait for more information, okay?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

On Andrew Putzhead's nomination for Secretary of Labor being withdrawn:

I'm assuming he withdrew so he could spend more time beating his family.

[Badger]

AAND

I'm assuming he withdrew so he could spend more time beating his family.

Nah.  He said he was tired of the abuse.

[publicunofficial]

AAND

I'm assuming he withdrew so he could spend more time beating his family.

Nah.  He said he was tired of the abuse.

That's not even a joke. That's Puzder's actual quote.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

AAND

I'm assuming he withdrew so he could spend more time beating his family.

Nah.  He said he was tired of the abuse.

That's not even a joke. That's Puzder's actual quote.

I think the juxtaposition was what was funny.

[The Dowager Mod]

AAND

I'm assuming he withdrew so he could spend more time beating his family.

Nah.  He said he was tired of the abuse.

That's not even a joke. That's Puzder's actual quote.

I think the juxtaposition was what was funny.

Yup.

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The great Frederick Douglas, who is getting recognized more and more.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

No, just a fighter for the (((New World Order)))

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BRTD, you are a truly evil and wicked person who is so good at living up to the core tenets of Christianity every single day.