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[Santander]

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Given that the only 2 West Virginians that I know are vastly in the tank for Cruz? I don't see it.

Well, if only two people turn out for Republican Primary in WV, Cruz has got a shot, if turnout is higher than five, he's screwed.

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You guys are going to get me banned for being a sock.

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Troll.

This isn't "Opinion of Ljube" thread.

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I wonder if Lee and Cruz chill out together and watch My Little Pony on Netflix.

I giggled at the mental image

If that mental image made you giggle, I'm not sure you understood the actual meaning of that...

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On the plus side, maybe Bill will show more interest in her now that she is barely legal

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Bobby Knight will be throwing Clint Eastwood's empty chair

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Well, Mohamed, I've looked into it, and after several extensive investigations, there is no evidence that I or anyone else supporting Hillary Clinton have adopted her speech patterns or "language" more generally. And frankly, if you look at the timing of these questions, it seems to be nothing more than a concerted effort by certain posters to try to tear down our support for her campaign. We don't need this kind of divisive rhetoric, we need pragmatic progressive solutions to the challenges being faced by everyday Americans in Ohio, in Pennsylvania, in Florida, and across our country. You know, I was talking to a mother of one of the victims in the Dallas shooting, and she told me "Crumpets, just get something done so that no other family has to suffer like this." And that's exactly what I intend to do by voting for Hillary Clinton.

That's actually quite funny.

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He was probably tempted to say "I love blacks!" In this picture.

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What if Hitler had just walked out of a transgender bathroom, and the gorilla had refused to make a  wedding cake for a gay Nazi wedding?

Well, it depends whether Hitler was invited to a gay Nazi wedding, while Gorilla is a licences baker.

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I wonder if Seriously? jizzed in his pants when he saw this thread title.

Ummm. No. I am not a Democrat. I can do basic math. Your ridicule will get you nowhere.

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I can get the point of 2-5 (and in fact don't really disagree with the intent behind 3 and 5)... but 1 and 6 are just whaaaaat?

1. Establishment of Constantinople as its own independent country and making it a Christian city.
2. Recognition of Taiwan as the True Heir to China.
3. Recognition of Tibet
4. Recognition of Biblical Israel and Naming it the Jewish State
5. Recognition of Kurdistan
6. Recognition of Bavaria

#1 is great.

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What kind od "concerts" are you talking about here?

Probably the one he gives his girlfriend to her other boyfriend at. Suspiciously, sometimes she stays with the other boyfriend much longer than with BRTD.

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The War on Christmas continues! Sad!

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Virginia, as she quickly established herself as a respected and prolific poster.

Virginia is quite remarkable, isn't she?

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She is simply thinking in terms of the Russian citizenship that has been offered to her.