The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Mr. Morden]

In response to a poll done by the Women's Voice Action Fund

I dont think we are gonna win WVa, we should spend our money in CO and OH. But, WVA is a microcosum of EAST OHIO, she definately plays well there, in OHIO.

I just came here to post that.  Do we also have a WTF non sequitur mine?

[Mr. Morden]

I can't imagine myself having a kid in my early 20s.  But if Rand Paul was President, the trade-off would be worth it.

[Mr. Morden]

Why does the US seem to have such a high number of women cutting open the wombs of other women to steal their unborn kids ?

Women steal other women's unborn babies to protect them from the Krampus.

[Mr. Morden]

The ultimate Tender Branson post:

She looks like 15 (like most Korean chicks), but is probably 40 or 50 or something.

I have a hard time in rating the hotness though, because Koreans also all kinda look the same.

[Mr. Morden]

Taken out of context, this is a very Atlas forum question:

What is a woman?

[Mr. Morden]

Context:

Both co-opted left-wing revolts, governing in a conservative manner far from the spirit if the revolution that had fueled their rise to power. Both used military force to quell dissent. Both favored policies harmful to the peasantry in favor of "modernization". Difficult to say.

Reading that out of context, I thought he was talking about Inks…

[Mr. Morden]

In a thread asking what questions you would pose to the GOP presidential candidates in next week's debate:

Mr Trump, how can you hope to stay in this race when Atlas user "dudeabides" is so resoundingly delivering many sick burns on your candidacy?

[Mr. Morden]

The thread title sounds like a perverse sexual act.

Thank you... 

[Mr. Morden]

Only on Atlas...

Also most of them are hardcore Christians (especially, unfortunately, the 9/10 and 10/10 girls ), but then again, that just makes it more fun to debate them.

See guys, this is why I have so many friends (JK).

What is this newfangled system of rating people with numbers like that? So the girls with higher numbers are more religious and socially conservative, but I don't know what the numbers mean. Maybe they mean wealth? What's my number, and what's your number?

Are you a 9/10 or 10/10 person who cannot fit in with the other classmates your number? Maybe the less conservative types have lower numbers, like 5 or 1.

[Mr. Morden]

OC non sequitur comedy in this thread:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=222374.0

[Mr. Morden]

Reading the early pages of this topic is quite hilarious.

It must be weird reading posts from before you were born

[Mr. Morden]

About Me

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You didn't quote my favorite part:

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I also like the reference to "Von Milker" of the Denver Broncos.

[Mr. Morden]

He's on the roll

If its Clinton, 2X prez, due to the changing demographics,  of 20% Latino, 13% Blk and 60% white, and the way the SW is expanding, FL may become a lean Dem soon, and I hope she wins FL.

I want to know what a 2X prez is.

[Mr. Morden]

Context...

I think he just really needed to poop. That's a classic "I need to poop" face.

[Mr. Morden]

I'm sorry, but this is amazing:

Dinosaurs were here when the continents were connected and they came from Africa across to South America.

Ice Ages happens and mammals began to form and dwarfism from a chimpanzee happen"per darwin." Lucy, a black woman came alive in Africa. And the cave man came from continent of Europe.

That is absolutely beautiful.  It is poetry of the highest order.

I think it is the ultimate miracle that the human race is the product of a threesome between a European cave man, an African black woman, and a chimpanzee carrying a dwarfism virus.

[Mr. Morden]

Basically we need a younger Joe Biden who is ideally either a woman or a minority or both.

Visual approximation: