The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Mike Thick]

Peak OC?

Clinton, because it brings to mind Bush v Gore and Gore was unjustly denied the recount, who was Veep.

There is no such thing as "Peak OC". You think it's been reached, and then he's all like



and then you get something even more OC a day later.

[Mike Thick]

Peak OC?

Clinton, because it brings to mind Bush v Gore and Gore was unjustly denied the recount, who was Veep.

There is no such thing as "Peak OC". You think it's been reached, and then he's all like



and then you get something even more OC a day later.

I beg to differ. OC's profile simply can't be beat.

I just looked at it, and OH MY GOD

I think that it's just a lot of standard-level OC compressed into a small space, not anything that's more OC than usual.

[Mike Thick]

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[Mike Thick]

I wish you guys would at least give a decent sample list of users who fit the criteria when asking this stuff. I'm not sure everyone (or at least myself) keeps a detailed ledger of who is gay, or Christian, or new to the forum, or this and that, on hand for future use

Here's a list:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=mlist

[Mike Thick]

Context: Posted in the "Opinion of OC" thread

If the GOP nominate Trump not only they will lose the 272 blue wall, McGinty will be elected for sure, but Strickland will be elected too

[Mike Thick]

Forget OC, this should be "The Kataak Bureau of Funny Post Archival." Here's why.

Wulfric/Wulfric because I am non-married.

Holes do not magically open after marriage, my friend.

But non-marriage sex is sin you dummy.

But you are surely planning to have sex at least at one point in the future. Would you exchange that perspective for Wulfric?

I am not sure. Wulfric sounds more fun than "sex".

[Mike Thick]

Forget OC, this should be "The Kataak Bureau of Funny Post Archival."

A typical OC post (and a typical CrabCake post, for that matter) make me laugh much more often than a typical kataak post.

True, they're all-time greats. I have a very, very dry sense of humor, though.

[Mike Thick]

Can we even begin to imagine OC's reaction if Hillary actually wins 272 electoral votes? He'd be the new forum sage.

I-will now  accept my ACCOLADES,

[Mike Thick]

DECIMALS

Dem
Clinton - 89%
Sanders - 10%

Rep
Trump, outright - 57.8%
Cruz, outright - 0.9%
Trump, convention - 8.2%
Cruz, convention - 28.5%
Kasich, convention - 3.7%
John P. Yob, convention - 0.1%
Other - 0.8%

That is deserving of it's own post, separate from the rest of his data set.

[Mike Thick]

ARG just released a statement saying they forgot to poll the southeast of the state because the poll workers thought it was in Illinois.

[Mike Thick]

I wonder what people would say if the final winning map turns out to be exactly what he said the freiwall is. Would we designate him the chief prognosticator of Atlas? The flood of memes would be overwhelming.

We'd have to make a bureau for stunningly accurate predictions named after our noble sage of Illinois.

[Mike Thick]

Context:

well…

[Mike Thick]

Trump: We have always been at war with Eastasia

[Mike Thick]

Darryl Perry has had an unusual campaign strategy.

1. Join Atlas Forum. Hit on girls and talk about doing naughty things to Ann Coulter. Declare Presidential candidacy here.
2. Call Abraham Lincoln a tyrant.
3. Post genitals online.
4. Propose eliminating the federal government entirely. Call the federal government a terrorist organization.
5. Commit a crime onstage.
6. ...?
7. PROFIT

[Mike Thick]

If he's intentionally sabotaging his own campaign, then he's bloody incompetent. After months of gaffes and controversies, he became a presumptive nominee.

Springtime for Donald, and Americaaaaah

[Mike Thick]

I told you StatesPoll had a lot of influence. He radiates influence and authority.

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[Mike Thick]

OC would be interesting.

Just imagine getting drunk with OC.


LAST RODEO before removing by the bar security.

No one can do it like I can. As I roles out RED CARPET, EMPTYING the vodka bootle by bootle reaffirming Pink Roadrunner (state bird of the state of excitement)

Madam" Chelsea is better. I'd totally do her

That dude look like O Bucks state and John Glenn.

OJ Simpson didnt do it, as forensic evidence points to a f**king Slenderman did the crime of his fmr wife.

Stop Gun violence and legal drinking age♡

I was attacking Sabato not that random street Guy.

[Mike Thick]

I say it's Tim Roemer. He's anti NAFTA, he's Roman Catholic just like Kaine, and he's voted in favor in the House in the 1990's to reduce student loans, and to increase Pell Grants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_J._Roemer

I don't know why I find Bronz's obsession with Tim Roemer so funny, but I do

[Mike Thick]

Perhaps Trump can repair to Atlasia to work on his 100 day plan.

That would be the right course of action.

By the way, this is not over. He can still pivot at any time during the next week, even after Halloween for a strong effect.