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[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

The Black Rod would be a great character in a parliamentary porn parody.

EDIT: Context

It's the pant suits.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

that's like whining about how wet water is and how if it climbs down into your lungs, you'll drown...and that's clearly because of angry hydrogen molecules. Well, no s*(t, but you don't have to bring it up everywhere.

EDIT: when Winfield suggested the Republicans change their name to Rethuglicans.

It seems that Lincoln no longer refers to "Abraham Lincoln," but instead, it now refers to "Lincoln Chafee."

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Well, RIP my Wee-Wee. FF.

Please don't rip your wee-wee.  That would be painful and require a long time to heal.  

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

The entire last page or so of that thread can be posted here honestly.

True.

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context: "What will [people] call Bill [if Hillary wins]?"

Daddy.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Ed Rendell: "There are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women"

this guy

criticising people's looks

i want this woman for president

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Context:

Also I just want to remind people, those of you who are 19 or younger, now is the time to try to get post numbers that are the same as your birth year.

I did.

mods pls ban this eight-year-old

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'm a Republican who likes J-Pop, Nightcore and metal, what does that make me?

A virgin

(Sorry)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I found this a lot funnier than I should have.
Context: Conservatives of atlas, are you aware that it is, in fact, 2016?

Wait, what? No... What on earth are you talking about?

ITS 2016 GOLDWATER! THE CURRENT YEAR OF OUR LORD IS TWO-THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

10 people think Sanders will win the Virgin Islands. Why exactly?

It's right in the name.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'm afraid the cultural Marxists will have you thinking otherwise. They're slowly encroaching on Warsaw: my proof? The party PiS. If you replace 'p' with 'c' you get "cis", the word for someone who is not trans (I.e. Which with the best of efforts from the Euroferalists, will be a majority by 2030). There are 12 letters between 'c' and 'p', the same number of letters and punctuation marks as there are in the common expression "transgender!". So really electing that "right-wing" government was just a trap (like transgender people trap straight men into becoming gay and lesbians into becoming straight). I'm sorry, but you can't deny such clear evidence of the Marxist takeover of Poland.

Also it's 2016.

A solid reminder as to why this thread is named after her.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

So far, this thread is gold.

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Santander is my username so that I can make racist comments and support racist politicians while hiding behind a name that suggests that I'm Hispanic.

I always figured it was because the bank Santander offered you a job in Kentucky.

That is funny. Turns out, there's no Santander Bank in Kentucky.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Santander is my username so that I can make racist comments and support racist politicians while hiding behind a name that suggests that I'm Hispanic.

I always figured it was because the bank Santander offered you a job in Kentucky.

That is funny. Turns out, there's no Santander Bank in Kentucky.

Maybe his task was to open the very first?

Alongside shameless self-promotion of the bank on an internet forum.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

http://www.adn.com/politics/2016/06/07/sully-on-sully-senator-backs-senator-in-senate-race/

...lol

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

I found this a lot funnier than I should have.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

The Gennifer Flowers bimbo eruption

Best 90s chick punk band ever.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

It's obvious that OBUMMER the lazy Indonesian Kenyan Muslim Jew is working with ISIS to take over America!!!!!!!!!!! THat's why I need muh guns!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Clinton/Castro: 272 Electoral votes
Trump/Brown: 266 Electoral votes

Trump loses Utah, Florida, Arizona and Texas due to statements he made about Latinos and Romney. HOWEVER, due to Working class whites, Reagan Democrats and Trump's great relationship with the blacks causes him to win a lot of the rust belt and D. C.. However, Brian Schweitzer causes Montana to flip Democratic even though Schweitzer wasn't on the ticket. Swingy White voters causes Trump to win N. Hampshire and Maine. Trump loses Arkansas because Clinton. In the end, the 272 freiwall holds.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

He will not. TRUMP is a democrat (with a small d).

Yes, he does have a small d.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Funnier for the spelling error than the post per se.

Trump has a huge ego, news at 11.

Dems need to find something to attack him with that 99% of Americans don't already know.

Next thing we're going to learn that Hillary was "bitchy" as fist lady of Arkansas.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I wonder if Lee and Cruz chill out together and watch My Little Pony on Netflix.

I giggled at the mental image

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Who said I didn`t?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I laughed a lot harder than I wanted to (that is, I did).

Savor tonight. Remember it well enough that you can think back years from now. Things are going to get a lot darker from here.

We know the Hispanic population is increasing. Don't be so racist.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

ftfy I'm a grammar nazi a member of the alt-write

ftfy