The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

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Peak OC?

Clinton, because it brings to mind Bush v Gore and Gore was unjustly denied the recount, who was Veep.

There is no such thing as "Peak OC". You think it's been reached, and then he's all like



and then you get something even more OC a day later.

I beg to differ. OC's profile simply can't be beat.

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Forget OC, this should be "The Kataak Bureau of Funny Post Archival."

A typical OC post (and a typical CrabCake post, for that matter) make me laugh much more often than a typical kataak post.

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Coal county is already long gone. Atlas needs to get out of the 90s.

I don't get what you're implying.

He's obviously calling Soccer an outdated sport, to which I thoroughly disagree.

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CLINTON  isnt finshed with a 3-4 Indictment in CO

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1 Now before the feast of the passover, when Jesus knew that his hour was come that he should depart out of this world unto the Father, having loved his own which were in the world, he loved them unto the end.

2 And supper being ended, the devil having now put into the heart of Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, to betray him;

3 Jesus knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he was come from God, and went to God;

4 He riseth from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself.

5 After that he poureth water into a basin, and began to wash the disciples' feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded.

6 Then cometh he to BRTD: and BRTD saith unto him, Lord, can we get some hot chicks and wash their feet instead?

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brtd find new church

tells evryone to fallow him to guyana, they have a sweat compond and you get free flaver-aid

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Not intentionally hilarious, but still.

Seattle is possibly the most liberal major city in the country, with SF and Portland being its two closest rivals.  We elected a legitimately evil "Trotskyite Socialist" Kshama Sawant to our city council, the far-far-far-far-left newspaper everyone reads, The Stranger, is run almost exclusively by gay communists,  and we have a giant statue of Lenin.  My precinct had a bunch of hippies with dreadlocks and those organic-store purses that are made to look like they were sewn together from patches, and there were a couple millenials in brown jackets standing together with hammer and sickle pins and red star hats.

I don't think Hillary is going to win this one.

Another interesting observation from the caucus:  the main argument the Bernie people had left was that Bernie beats Trump in the polls by more than Hillary, so he is the safe choice.  I think I heard that argument, and mostly a recitation of some poll that apparently had Hillary losing to Trump by a point, about a dozen times and not much else.  All the Bernie speakers had lists of talking points or were reading their speeches off of papers; the Clinton people came unprepared.  Anyway, it seems like an odd argument to make; I don't think anyone, including Team Sanders themselves, actually believes that Sanders is a stronger general election candidate than Hillary, unless they've been stuck in their bubble for too long.

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Another unintentionally funny post:

Here's how I'd write her concession speech should the unthinkable happen:

"I just called President-elect Trump to congratulate him on the Tumblr Left handing him the Presidency. Because they believed right-wing smears about Benghazi and emails, Bernie Sanders has won the nomination, and as we've seen in every election since 2010, Americans will gladly choose a racist over a socialist. I just hope our country and its minority citizens survive the next four years. Thanks for your support, and god help America!"

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Context:

I support only killing a woman in the cases of rape, incest, and in the life of the mother. (moderate hero)

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I've been avoiding saying this for the longest time in fear of the usual suspects calling me an AAD hack in spite of rarely posting there, but this mine has become an utter disaster. Can we please get a better sense of humour? Posts that barely make me snicker (and I laugh at everything) do not need to be saved for all times.

This is very much true. Some posts here do still make me chuckle, but AAD tends to be funnier.

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...Should we tell him yet?

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Kind of interesting how both posters named after Lyndon Johnson are trash.

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What would the '271 freiwal' be, anyways?

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I had multiple classmates who were allowed to drink alcohol. Most of them were crazy.

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Don't forget Yeb? just being generally awkward and out of touch, and mainly living off of his family's success.

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The best post in that page:

An amateur flow-chart regard what you should shoot for in the healing process of a ripped weewee. First get is supposed to be "Take", and other includes, but is not limited to, someone else ripping your weewee, getting hopped up on bath salts and eating it, and losing a bet.

Top outcome refers to getting your weewee reconstructed, and bottom outcome is basically just transitioning.

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I'm tempted to call that phone number.

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Context:

the sanchez/librep feud has gone too far

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I don't know why, but I laughed a bit at this:

stop

IceSpear: Stop

Bernie Sanders: "No I won't stop. I'd like to run with Jill."

Jill Stein: "I'm very happy to hear that."

IceSpear: "nooooooooooooo !!!!!!"

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The best part about that post is that I'm pretty sure that Ljube is one of the only non-ironic Trump supporters on this forum.

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Is watching talking heads all day, especially Fox News, the only thing you do?

On the June 3rd edition of the Hannity show, Sean Hannity had this to say:

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David French spoke with Megyn Kelly on the June 6th edition of the Kelly File:

In an interview on the June 3rd O'Reilly Factor, David Morey and Scott Miller offered the following comments about the San Jose Trump protests:

Yeah, and I tend to agree with Marc Thiesson, who on the June 2nd Kelly File, said:

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Frank Luntz, speaking with Mike Huckabee who hosted the May 26th Hannity, gives an excellent summary of Trump's success:

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Will Trump continue to do well with the American electorate based on his persona? Or will Democrats find a way to make a case against that support (and if they do, how do they do that)?

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I'm gonna have to agree with Santander on this one. That is a nightmarish mental image right there.

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Context:

If I could do that, I probably wouldn't be single.

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Nah. AG wasn't at his peak there; his funniest posts are when he brings up that theory where moderate Republicans join the Democratic Party and the Sanders wing of the Democrats move to the Republican party because muh horseshoe theory.

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When they banned "Kill yourself", I said nothing because I didn't say that to anyone. When they banned DIAF, I didn't say anything because I didn't insult anyone that way. When they banned "geez, you are an ignoramus facist", there was no one left because Forum had become Stormfront 2.0 and Classic Conservative was a Mod Admin.

BRTD loves his hyperbole. Fascists to the right of him, communists to the left of him, stuck in the middle with nobody else.

That's not a BRTD post, but you're completely correct.