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[Antonio the Sixth]

To be perfectly honest, Dave Leip probably cares more about profanity and copyright infringement than 90% of the things that get infracted here, since those are the things that can actually affect his bottom line.

I agree Inks Reign of Terror was the correct response but, like any terror, it went too far.

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#RepublicanProblems

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Oh my.

What did he do to get banned?

He placed an obscene image in his signature.  It was horrifying.  I was as appalled as everybody else.

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 So, SCOTUS has the supreme power to redefine the word marriage, subject self-identity and purpose to deny standing conscious of another – the adjournment of its being with malice without recourse, is, subjective conscious beyond man’s control, SCOTUS’s futile fallacy of it’s time.   

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- Killing Osama bin Laden "He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara
- Saving the American auto industry "He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara
- Reviving the American economy "He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara
- Expanding healthcare coverage to millions of people "He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara
- Preventing despicable morman serial liar Mitt "Mitt" Ronmey from becoming president "He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara

"He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara

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 Well, I’m sure you’ve noticed as have I that thru an imposed compliance, on a unfound notion, that, the auto’s, especially 4 door sedans, are looking the same these days. And, for sure, for a few dollars more the experience will be better. The drivers, being of different shades and size will take to the road with a view, route and destination for various purposes, having passengers- priceless.

 Yeah, keeping it in DRIVE will have its cost however, placing it in PARK; a: Perceived Awareness Rarely Known  



jao 

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He regularly flirts with Tr'sawn, a 6'2' African American dancer famous around DC circles. Her extreme height help fuel his "I'm an oompa loompa" themed sex kink.

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This so-called poll offers only two diametrically opposed choices and is not representative of independents such as myself. This is a further reflection that the extremists on this forum ignore those who either have no opinions at all, or arbitrarily cut them in half.

Write In: maverick

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Well I'm glad a random 20some dude on the internet can tell my mental condition better than a professional neurologist.

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Well I'm glad a random 20some dude on the internet can tell my mental condition better than a professional neurologist.

No no no, I just meant the fact that three people empty quoted it within the space of a few minutes.

Ah I see, point taken. I wouldn't be particularly surprised to learn that people with Asperger's are overrepresented on an internet forum, though.

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Unless watching the movie is necessary to secure a date with a sufficiently desirable woman, I probably won't.

That wouldn't be an awkward first date at all.  Girl who wants to see Fifty Shades of Grey on a first date, guy who used the phrase "secure a date with a sufficiently desirable woman.  And, then they actually go see Fifty Shades of Grey on a first date...  Jesus Christ.

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The gift keeps on giving.

Yes, it's always a good thing to dehumanize your adversaries. That's definitely never led to any negative outcomes.

 The point during the cotton “points of order delivery” was, that, the mounting negative outcomes of the WH-Obama-Clinton-Jarret “Last Supper” military campaign IS the dehumanization of the - order of liberties – it’s safe passage with private property, the very thing that Islam and the Obama-Clinton-Jarret-Durbin doctrine must deny to maintain its order.
 The orange-gitmo prison uniforms I have to admit are a problem, seems like Arpaio pink would be a better fit. I mean, they’ve already mad at western culture, so, a little pink, pork and pot could help, think of it as a valentine treat – a new management “get to know” gesture.

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In the "so disturbing it's hilarious" category:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=207968.msg4500334#msg4500334

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"Atlas Forum, where t_host1 is seven ages for the severed economic thrust up while even my HAIR seeks restitution for the horrors of this regime."

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Cuomo. I'm not sure how many laws Boku no Pico would violate in the U.S.

Surely fewer than Cuomo

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Okay dudes, I have an economic plan. 10 points. Saves America

- No more taxes. Taxes are dumb.
- Create a cheese subsidy. I like cheese bro.
- Let's bomb Uzbekistan. $$$
- High tariffs on North Korea and Russia. HAHA
- Change our currency to Nickles and only Nickles. Keep em in storage.
- Tax God (HAHA)
- Burn all of the banks using alternative resources
- Get everyone a job
- Fight inflation with guns!
- What do you think guys?

Oh and I forgot to tax ISIS. MAD REVENUE

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I... just... can't...

t_host, I've recently inherited a large sum of money. Do you have any advise on how I can invest it? You are the wisest economic sage I know, so I will trust your advice.

 Well, thank you. I’m sure you understand by now that the state believes that your inheritance does not belong to you because you and your family did not build that wealth. Assuming you have met all of their tax requirements and believe in handing over unearned income to a 3rd party for enrichment, I would recommend you rethink that endeavor first.
 
 Long term, look local: Having money means you have the time to learn and study the things that you see and understand, and then create/invest into those.
 Short term, get in first on REIT’s, they’re the dividend least regulated pyramid scheme/game going. I heard that a group of Vegas casinos are organizing to split assets and gambling, it’s a crap-shoot, might work.
Or, keep your powder dry (money) safe and wait and play the rate race, cash is king.
Keep in mind that this is free....

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There is no "Dadaist theater of the absurd" thread so I'll just put this here

Dear t_host1,

I'm concerned that my sister-in-law is spending too much time at our house, but I worry that if I say anything to either her or my wife, I'll be hurting either of their feelings.  What should I do?

Sidelined in southern Nevada

 Sidelined,

 Your disposition and comfort zone compliments you. Think of it as you being a signatory of the Obama Brother’s Keeper Program. Marriage, family, in time, the memories’ become golden. Meanwhile, make the most it, like, when doing your weight lifting regiment, ask sister to pull your finger for comfort adjustment.

christ

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T_host is the best poster in the history of Atlas.

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I didn't know there was anything wrong with Mr. Daves' maps. The color thing is confusing enough for the leisure inhabitant as it is, and now, he expects more will help, who? Why?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/03/19/obama-floats-making-voting-mandatory-calling-it-potentially-transformative/

MAYBE, he's thinking of using this incentive. oh wait, I see that word mandatory, hum... What "is" universal voting?

[Antonio the Sixth]

 The extended deadline for Islam/Iran to eliminate, to forget about it; death to Israel, death to America, western culture of infidel’s must convert, are, the years of ideological requirement, denials, expended human and currency resources for its quest of a nuclear bomb, must be renounced on the 31st of March 2015.
 
 On behalf of the Obama ideal, the Democrat progressed premise, John Kerry – a Vietnam War Veteran has negotiated your presence.

 What is your order of importance? Not negotiable at the top thru negotiable at the bottom. Where is your red line?

 It is assumed that the Kerry-Clinton/Obama/Jaret/ team have something to negotiate with. What will it be that Islam will accept/take and Honor not to build the bomb and recognize the standing of Western Culture?

 You Have One Week to Think About It +4.
1.   Guilt
2.   Food and Shelter
3.   Netflix’s
4.   National debt
5.   Night Court
6.   Sexual Identity
7.   Toilet Paper
8.   Entitlement
9.   Weaponry/Ammo
10.   Vengeance
11.   Craft Beer
12.   Education
13.   Republic Governance
14.   Chocolate
15.   9 Point Touchdowns
16.   Combustion
17.   Rap
18.   Communication
19.   Love
20.   Speech
21.   Gitmo
22.   Environment
23.   Ideology
24.   Law
25.   Grand ol’ Opry
26.   Mutual Destruction
27.   Faith
28.   Drugs
29.   Unions/Bureaucrat’s
30.   Courage
31.   Currency Reserve
32.   Health
33.   Natural Resource’s
34.   Trust
35.   Language
36.   Neighbor
37.   Skill
38.   Property
39.   Commitment
40.   Happiness

 April 1st, having your order in order helps when the joke is on you. This year’s joke likely is going to be a bomb.  Kind of deep, in reality, when the disruptor appears, arrives - - - you’re late.

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I don't get "faith".

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It appears that the fundamentalist of the Obama doctrine have decided to be more transparent than in the past.

1. If you do not like the doctor, we will keep the doctor.
2. If you do not like the plan, we will keep the plan.
3. Every country is guaranteed 2500 dead. Pre-orders already being accepted; Libya, Iraq, Yemen, Nigeria…
4. All pre-ambitions must be accepted.

A two week extension is said to be on order for the order to get in order their order. However, best your order be in order by the 31st.

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Look at the top of the page.

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My theory of why he's been absent is that he's gotten trapped in his basement.

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The greatest poster in forum history blesses us with another one of his insights:

 
 I would like to commend FOX news for their stories on cancer researches using viruses’ to kill the cancer cell, notably, the most recent one of the melanoma type cancer. I am most grateful when illustrating with video of girls in bikinis and not the trending of boys in bikinis. Thanks again to FOX and the importance of girls safety and their bikini’s.