The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

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I hereby present to you the Keystone Phil of 2014 Award!

Dammit! Just came here to post that.

Though it arguably belongs in the Sulfur Burn thread too.

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new thread named after the winner of the last one

Point of order: I believe it was Comrade Carter who actually "won" the last thread, but was mis-identified by Snowstalker as Joe (though in fairness it was a very Joe-like post).

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=190031.msg4363925#msg4363925

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This is mostly funny out of context. In context, it actually makes sense and is a pretty good post. Still:

(ERROR: VAGINA NOT FOUND)

Did the mods really delete this? 

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This is mostly funny out of context. In context, it actually makes sense and is a pretty good post. Still:

(ERROR: VAGINA NOT FOUND)

Did the mods really delete this? 

Considering the post is still there, I would assume not.

In the words of the philosopher Homer: D'OH!!

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The "pick an Atlas roommate" thread

Gramps, but only if he already had a paid caretaker. I've got stuff to do, I can't be changing catheters all day.

Haven't laughed that hard in days.

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Nearly all features in Android phones are their own app so you can customize the layout.

How messy!  And I'm scared to ask what a 'widget' is, so I won't.

A widget is a generic, theoretical unit of economic production, as in the classic economics problem:

"If Company A manufactures 4,000 widgets and Company B produces 10,000 widgets, causing moocher politicians to outlaw 'unfair competition' and confiscate 90% of widgets from both companies, how many hunky industrialists must Dagny f--- before the market equilibrium is reached?"

Thank you Homly for posting this brilliance directly into the thread.

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That GiF is so Torie.

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Context needed.

Yes, Past Jeb, Christie, Kasich and Fiorina minimum.

Sadly, JCLwas being funny unintentionally

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Context needed.

Yes, Past Jeb, Christie, Kasich and Fiorina minimum.

Sadly, JCLwas being funny unintentionally

Isn't that always the case with JCL?

No he's often just clueless without the humor.

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This is the Louisiana state flag.  The State bird is the Brown Pelican.  What makes the Brown Pelican a badass is that it actually does the dive bomber thing to feed. No other North American Pelicans do this.   I could sit on the bench along the Mississippi and watch them do that all day.  The bird on this flag is not a Brown Pelican.  Total Flag Fail.

Obviously the people of Louisiana would prefer a white bird represent them, rather than a colored one.

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TRUMP VS CLINTON
The Seriously? guide

Trump	Clinton
Wants unconstitutional ideological and religious tests for new citizens	VP once said her husband should have resigned over a scandal
Wants South Korea, Japan, and Saudi Arabia to become nuclear nations and doesn't understand why we can't use nuclear weapons to resolve minor geopolitical disagreements	Rewrote the section about sexual assault victims having a right to be believed on her website
Promotes withdrawing from NATO and abandoning Eastern Europe, and scrubs anti-Russian language from platform after campaign manager was paid millions to do work for Russians in Ukraine	Has illegal aliens registering voters for her
Advocates torture "much worse than waterboarding", war crimes, abandoning refugees, and excusing mass civilian casualties in order to defeat ISIS as official US policy	Had a charitable foundation where some people who donated were also among the billions who benefited from state department policies
Switches policies every other week and frequently reveals a complete lack of understanding of basic policy details or reality	May have murdered a DNC employee who leaked other people's e-mails
Scammed thousands of desperate and elderly in fake university, ruined tens of thousands of people's lives by bankrupting branded companies for personal profit, put thousands of Americans out of business by refusing to pay contracts	Once repeated public intel that Benghazi attack was inspired by a Youtube video

duh vote for Trump

Effin phenomenal post for the ages!

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AAND

I'm assuming he withdrew so he could spend more time beating his family.

Nah.  He said he was tired of the abuse.