The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

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Look, I would vote HP, but I get the sense that his distant ancestors in the 19th century talked some sense, see? Clear FF

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It looks like this:



Yes, Austria is indeed a disturbing place

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It's extremely very disturbing that all of Krampus' victims are under 18.

Another reason for Kim You-Jung to avoid Austria! 

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My life was way better before I got a regular internet connection.

So was ours.

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Krampus

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No.  He'll die in a few weeks from hypothermia due to riding shirtless on the back of a bear to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls of Russia when Grandfather Frost has to cancel this New Year's toy run due to Western sanctions.

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1. Owns a Porsche
2. Raised Snowstalker

Seems like an HP and a capitalist bastard.

Don't blame him. He had too many other kids to look after.

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so first Cal, then Reagan. Are you going to go increasingly forward in your time with every name?

If so, I suggest RapidResponseRomney

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I saw 'opinion of Walter B...' and thought 'yay'!



But no. It's about some Southern congresscritter. You people disgust me.

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Every single poster has a troll-like cynicism that is mean spirited. I know the internet is full of those and has been for a long time, but this forum was always lacking in that which made it rather appealing. I've seen posters call the Police "Pigs", I've seen statements invoking terms like "Kristallnacht" with regards to the social issues going on the last few months, and even outward viewpoints which could come across socialistic and communist.

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It's best not to put Santorum in the same sentence as a brown substance.

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I'm sure among the evangelical hipster Ingress scene in Belfast, all the former Catholics who have left the church (because there's no pre existing, non-liberal evangelical community amongst scene crowds in Belfast because I live in Minneapolis and I know) and are now culturally disconnected wouldn't be asking what party to vote for or what flag to like. They'd be saying 'Jesus wouldn't care about flags' Jesus wouldn't want flags banned.

Oh wait...I'm not BRTD. Sorry about that.

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English

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That's just common sense.

I'm not worried, but I'm not stupid, either.

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This is news?

You mean you've never been refused service because gingers don't have souls?

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I haven't been this concerned for my personal safety since a former poster literally said he planned to come to Vegas just to stab me.

I don't know what I would do if Tender Branson announced he was coming here.

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It's also worth noting Nicholas's hilarious last words. The sentence was read out and he turned to his executioners and said "ayy lmao".

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Florida is the mentally challenged offspring of a nasty tryst between the Confederacy and Cuba, who was raised in a foster home by a well-meaning but smothering Jewish Mother from the Tri-State Area and her real estate developer husband.

Just came here to post it.

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From: I left my heart in the back of the cab

> I'm proud to say this is one horrible forum trend/meme (though
> I'm sure it originated elsewhere) that I have never participated
> in even once. Especially since it's really just a pretentious way
> of avoiding the person being replied to's point and basically
> saying "haha you're stupid, I'm right and you're wrong."
>
> F[inks]ing terrible in all circumstances and should be killed with fire.


I'm old school, so for me '>' will always mark quoted text in an email or a Usenet posting.

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FTR that was made by Oakvale, I just posted it

I figured it wasn't you.

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According to Republicans, they think she wiped her email server last year after handing over all relevant emails to the State Department, way before this email scandal. I'm by no means an expert, but I'm pretty sure many public officials do the same thing after complying with such requests.

After doing a bit of research, apparently she's claiming that she deleted about half of her emails throughout her tenure because "she saw no reason to keep them." Oh please. And she's still refusing to grant access to her server.

She's only turned over those she considers relevant to Benghazi (which, just to be clear, I'm not saying this has anything to do with...but she had to be doing something nefarious just based on her incredibly shady behavior).

Okay fine, you caught us. Hillary's emails were personally responsible for the chemtrails that cause the sheeple to not support the Pauls, and she had to cover her tracks and delete them or the Illuminati would throw her in the same pit she threw Vince Foster in. She also used her emails to commit second degree Benghazi, as I'm sure you've already figured out. I am a special agent sent from the FEMA camps to throw you off the scent of her trail, but you have discovered my true identity. Luckily, once you consume GMOs and get your vaccines, you will forget this exchange ever occured.

PS: Hillary did 9/11

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Freedom Decision. When we have users exhibiting clear signs of mental illness, it's probably wise to at least give them some time away from the forum.

Without mental illness this forum would not exist.

That's not a very nice thing to say about Dave.

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Greatest post ever

The left has no self control. Look no further than OWS. They had good ideas, some with popular support. But they werent really interested in financial reform. They were consumed with hatred for the USA. They would rather riot, plot bomb attacks and crap on police cars.

At their heart, the left hates the USA and wants to dismantle it. Coastal elite liberals will go for this, but not middle America liberals. Which is why the GOP if they can stop being the part of the C of C and support more populist economic policies, will get 70-75% of the white vote. The near unanimous support for TPA by the GOP shows they have a way to go.

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Hit your mouses.

Now you're advocating animal abuse?  What kind of sick rituals are you having Dave perform in your basement?