The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[King]

That's an old bit. A few of us have used it before with names changed.

Still a classic though.

[King]

? what?  demean uninformed mob mentality?  

...yes, I oppose scientifically stupid behavior

...you probably should as well, if you don't already.  

I'm seriously laughing my ass off. "Scientifically stupid behavior"

What a dolt.

[King]

I'll defend Manchin on one issue: As governor, he wanted to revoke the driver's licenses of high school bullies. It was about time someone said no to the spoiled brats, and Manchin is one of few people to publicly suggest this.

I'm tired of bullies of receiving preferential treatment.

[King]

Nothing unites the Atlas Forum like ridiculing libertarians.

[King]

The morbidly obese family that generally eats light.

[King]

The RIP comment leads me to think he's starting to learn forum memes, therefore gaining humanity, and the malfunction is the fight of a soul entering the machine.

[King]

No credit for you or your kind (liberals). Look at November of 2004 when it was 5.4%. We're almost doing as well as we were during the Bush years. Obama will screw it up though just like every time he speaks, the private sector gets scared and lays people off. Jobs will soon start to go overseas at an even higher rate to avoid Obama's fascist, socialist agenda. Yes the Republican majority is helping consumer confidence and hiring. It's only a matter of time though before our majority takes away the welfare money your party is so dependent on.

[King]

If someone doesn't understand how the remedy of specific performance works, they need not burden the rest of society with their moral pronouncements.

You forgot to post your lucky numbers.

[King]

It's funny because of the hipster sage "Hillary Clinton is High Information Obscure, you probably haven't heard of her" language.

At least that's why I laughed.

[King]

This might sound crazy, but LeBron James just turned 30 this year... any chance we Democrats could talk him into retiring and running against Portman. Would he (LeBron) even be electable statewide?

[King]

Though I disagree on why Reaganfan is taking on the Atlas Forum Anti-Sex League, his actions are no doubt noble FF.

[King]

In response to a poll done by the Women's Voice Action Fund

I dont think we are gonna win WVa, we should spend our money in CO and OH. But, WVA is a microcosum of EAST OHIO, she definately plays well there, in OHIO.

[King]

The Onion has an exclusive story on Jindal's cold feet:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bobby-jindal-not-sure-he-willing-to-put-family-thr,37864/

I'm curious as to why he said two month?  I know he is being realistic, but I'm surprised he's not any more optimistic than that.

Oh, wait, that's the Onion...  Dadgummit...

[King]

Thank God.

Unlike others, I do dislike Romney largely because if his Mormonism. Its a minority religion which encourages the destructive minority-ism trend in American politics. A candidate should culturally identify with the majority of the public.

[King]

Posts like that give moderate anti-morman bigots like myself a bad name. Disgusting.

To me it just crosses the threshold where the bigotry becomes Archie Bunker/Eric Cartman funny.

[King]

The correlation of Islam and measles* is not unique. They are of the same manifestation - purposeful inducement of “Artificial Compassion”- the active ingredient of the progressed collective - the Democrat.
 It is being said by Elon musk, Bill gates and one or two others that artificial intelligence is the “game over” scenario. Rush Limbaugh, the big wing of the radio air wave says “artificial compassion” is the current White House game in play. The thing of it is, Elon Musk had an unstable college life, Bill Gates dropped out and Rush Limbaugh… well, it wouldn’t have worked out for them.
 There is a lot talk about from the czars’ of health to up the ante, requiring vaccination for public assembly. Artificial Compassion will see its peter affect, then denied. The vaccine for Artificial Compassion is readily available; it just needs the prick (needle) to administer. 

*illegal inhabitant       

jao     

[King]

ACA has been very successful by what measure? An overwhelming majority of the increase in coverage was caused by employment rebound

By the measure that having an individual and employee mandate for healthcare was predicted by Very Serious Economists to destroy full time work but, instead, an employment rebound happened.

There is no employment rebound.

[King]

It's funny because Brooklyn is part of New York City!

/explains the joke.

Either way, the convention would actually be held in New Jersey.

[King]

Sprite has definitely helped my family, regardless of scientific facts.

[King]

I have a very interesting plan........

1. Get rid of the Entire Tax Code....... for the Wealthy. Replace the Taxes on the Wealthy with a 10 percent Sales Tax. So Every time a Wealthy Guy shops, he will need to provide his personal income to the Cashier. I'll define Wealthy as having a Income of more then 200,000 dollars a year.

2. Now For People who have incomes below that amount, 2 Tax brackets will be set. One at 5 percent for 0 to 50,000 and 10 percent for 50,000 to 200,000. Now these people will not pay the Sales Tax...... The Wealthy will pay the Sales Tax. The Wealthy will not pay the Income Tax but the people having a income of below 200,000 dollars will. Deductions and Loopholes will be eliminated for the Wealthy. For People having below the 200,000 dollars threshold, There will be a family deduction.

[King]

I have a very interesting plan........

1. Get rid of the Entire Tax Code....... for the Wealthy. Replace the Taxes on the Wealthy with a 10 percent Sales Tax. So Every time a Wealthy Guy shops, he will need to provide his personal income to the Cashier. I'll define Wealthy as having a Income of more then 200,000 dollars a year.

2. Now For People who have incomes below that amount, 2 Tax brackets will be set. One at 5 percent for 0 to 50,000 and 10 percent for 50,000 to 200,000. Now these people will not pay the Sales Tax...... The Wealthy will pay the Sales Tax. The Wealthy will not pay the Income Tax but the people having a income of below 200,000 dollars will. Deductions and Loopholes will be eliminated for the Wealthy. For People having below the 200,000 dollars threshold, There will be a family deduction.

I'm sorry...what?

I found it So Absurd It's Funny.

[King]

what if thost1 is the ghost of Christopher Hitchens trapped in Dave's server forced to spend the rest of eternity posting incomprehensible yet witty observations as punishment for smiting god?

[King]

i also Dont get why Normally prolife people make Exeptions for Rape and incest i mean my Parents were first Cousins so it was techically Incest and my Father was 28 and My mother was 15 so it was Technicaly rape too and im Perfectly Okay

[King]

Talk about clickbait. Bushie has clearly figured out that cribbing content from Irvine Baxter's latest show inevitably attracts a high volume of replies.

His show this afternoon did inspire me to listen to it and do a little research, but I did read the selected Scriptures and pulled up Tsipris's Wikipedia page.

[King]

The most pragmatic center right Republicans need to reach across the aisle to the pragmatic far right Republicans and hammer out a compromise that all Republicans can support. Americans are tired of the partisan division. Republicans or Republicans, we are all Republicans, and they need to remember that rather than focus on labels that divide us.

Really, this is a leadership failure on Barack Obama. As President, it is up to him to lead the Republican Party and, for some reason, he has show no interest in doing so.

wut? Not everyone is a republican, and Obama is the de facto DEMOCRATIC leader.