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Lambsbread
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« on: November 04, 2014, 04:46:33 PM »
Quote from: morgieb on November 04, 2014, 04:41:21 PM
Mine to be renamed in Sawx's honour plz

x me
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 06:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Goldwater on November 04, 2014, 06:07:44 PM
Quote from: Reaganfan on November 04, 2014, 06:04:22 PM
I accidentally voted for a Democrat for Judge. I feel sick. She was campaigning and I hadn't heard of her opponent. She was listed without an affiliation. Googled her and sure enough...Democrat. Damn. I hope my vote isn't the crucial difference.

Hahaha hopefully my sarcasm detectors aren't miscalibrated.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2014, 11:26:02 AM »
Context:

Quote from: King on November 05, 2014, 10:06:50 AM
Abbott is pretty good at sitting.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2014, 08:24:47 PM »
Quote from: Zyzz on November 06, 2014, 07:34:33 PM
On his last day in office , Obama will declare himself Ayatollah Obama for life. After dissolving the Supreme Court and Congress he will declare America a Islamic Republic and finish the war on Christians and whites.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2014, 01:49:16 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 15, 2014, 01:47:32 PM
Quote from: ConnoRhett on November 15, 2014, 12:19:34 PM
Quote from: Paul Kemp on November 14, 2014, 12:22:03 PM
Ah yes, the good old world that never really existed.

Excuse me, but what do you mean by never existed?
You think that people were the same a hundred years ago? They also closed their eyes and ers not to know what is going on aroung them and not to get involved in the reality?!
I think you are wrong!

Somebody set up us the bomb.  Main screen turn on.
All your base are belong to us.  You have no chance to survive make your time.
Move ZIG.  For great justice.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2014, 06:12:01 AM »
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did:
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 09:58:09 AM »
Quote from: Bacon King on November 26, 2014, 11:18:39 PM
At approximately 11:05 PM today, Brodie Hellenes and Dixie Reborn were stopped by a Forum Moderation Officer due to suspected involvement with sock accounting. Hellenes attempted to attack the officer. Fearing for his life, the officer acted in self defense by firing two fifty point infractions at the suspects. Mr. Hellenes was pronounced dead at the scene while Mr. Reborn is in critical condition at Jew Leip Methodist Memorial Hospital - but is not expected to recover. The officer involved has been put on paid leave pending internal investigation.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2014, 08:29:21 PM »
Quote from: Tetro Kornbluth on December 01, 2014, 07:48:45 PM
DIE GOOGLE! DIE! being of course German for 'The Google! The'.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2014, 11:32:49 AM »

We have a winner.
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Lambsbread
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2014, 10:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Bacon King on December 12, 2014, 10:06:01 PM
there is apparently a portal at the funeral home, I think that's a questionable design decision
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2014, 06:25:22 PM »
Quote from: ROIDRAGER#BB on December 13, 2014, 04:19:06 PM
Age:23
Gender:Alpha Male
Race/ethnic compostion:Italian
Religion:Christian
Height:Maxed out BUFF AS HELL
Weight:
Location:NY ING CITY
Where you were born:NYC
Occupation:BODY BUILDER, WEIGHT LIFTER, PERFECT ALPHA MALE
Person you most admire:MYSELF
Favorite Band:NONE THEIR AALL WEAK
Favorite President:NONE
Favorite Sports team:THE ING METS
Your other interests:BODY BUILDING, BANGING HOT CHICKS, FLOPPING OUT, BEING BUFF, BEING RIPPED AS HELL/THE ALPHA MALE
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 11:14:04 AM »
« Edited: December 15, 2014, 11:16:23 AM by R2D2 »
Quote from: clarence on December 15, 2014, 10:52:49 AM
Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on December 15, 2014, 10:18:25 AM
Hillary, while holding my nose and choking back vomit.

You should see a doc about that acid reflux....

and

Quote from: angus on December 14, 2014, 09:15:23 PM
GO LIFT A WEIGHT, YOU SKINNY BITCH.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2014, 09:06:06 PM »
Context:
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2014, 09:59:05 AM »
Context:
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Lambsbread
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2015, 09:54:20 PM »

Fooled me for sure lol
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2015, 10:55:04 PM »
Quote from: RIP Edward Brooke on January 10, 2015, 09:12:59 PM
Quote from: How Erg the Self-Inducting Slew a Paleface on January 09, 2015, 06:57:01 PM
You are missing the big picture. Oldiesfreak is responsible for a mass slaughter of hundreds of thousands innocent brain cells due to his atrocious posting. The bastard deserves nothing less than death penalty.

um
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2015, 03:04:35 PM »
Context:
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Lambsbread
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2015, 03:17:35 PM »

Or the one guy that has to ruin a Facebook post where an Onion article is taken seriously by saying "you know this is satire, right?"
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2015, 11:40:31 AM »
wait it gets better:

Quote from: Reaganfan on January 15, 2015, 11:38:00 AM
Quote from: Grumps on January 15, 2015, 10:36:17 AM
Quote from: Reaganfan on January 15, 2015, 10:08:06 AM
Quote from: memphis on January 14, 2015, 04:49:44 PM
I can't speak for the 2016 board because every presidential election board almost two years prior to the election is going to be terrible. The rest of the Forum has been overrun by the Pruders. It's a very sad thing.

It's like the forum has become a cesspool of mean and spiteful 18 year old Pajama-boys from Europe sprouting their radical views in hateful ways.

Like Antonio?

Have you seen the "Post a Picture of Yourself" thread recently?
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2015, 08:58:02 PM »
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2015, 02:50:49 PM »
Quote from: smilo on January 19, 2015, 02:30:33 PM
Joe, this is the 3rd time you beat me by seconds with something to do with Update in the last two weeks lol. #UpdateCrowd #JustHereForUpdate

why
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2015, 05:21:31 PM »
Quote from: Snowstalker on January 20, 2015, 04:30:04 PM
Quote from: Acting Pope Urban IX on January 20, 2015, 03:25:32 PM
Friend was sad. Cheered up friend. Friend is happy. Many :3s and <3s were exchanged.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2015, 11:01:28 AM »
Quote from: Lame Duck Obama on January 21, 2015, 09:10:22 AM
I hope the Seahawks just rip Tom Brady apart (without hurting him)
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2015, 03:40:09 PM »

lmao
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Lambsbread
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« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2015, 10:12:14 PM »
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