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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
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Posts: 38,095
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Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« on: November 20, 2014, 04:53:25 PM »

This is Tim and Eric's strangest project yet.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
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Posts: 38,095
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Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2014, 09:16:14 PM »

He should have drowned a woman at Chappaquiddick.

If the woman is Michelle Bachmann, yes.
Shazam!
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2014, 03:42:41 PM »

Did you guys know that David Duke lived in my [Austrian] home town of Zell am See for quite some time ?

Well, well. Not only you are posting pictures of 15-years old. David Duke was also your neighbour.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
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Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2015, 08:22:54 PM »

Rising out of his difficult circumstances, obviously.  Growing up in Kenya and all. 
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2015, 07:17:58 PM »

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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2015, 06:50:12 AM »

I laughed so hard that I actually had to run to the bathroom because I thought I was going to puke.

"Atlasia's Most Trustworthy Source of Legitimate News"

FAR-RIGHT LEGISLATOR CAUGHT IN INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIP?

A photograph showing JCL with the victim

Reporters for the Atlasian Picture-Journal have uncovered that theocratic Mideast Assemblyman JCL may be in a relationship with a thirteen-year-old boy.

This message, found Wednesday, provides evidence of the alleged relationship. The victim's apparent enthusiasm suggests that the Assemblyman has been grooming his prey for months or even years. JCL thus joins, if the allegations are true, a proud tradition of extreme homophobes caught in gay sex scandals.
When asked for comment, JCL claimed he had done nothing wrong, saying:

I'm in a relationship with someone and we are happy together.

©2015 Atlasian Picture-Journal — evergreen, ed. — the Atlasian Picture-Journal takes no responsibility as to the accuracy of its content.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2016, 07:52:54 PM »

Guys, getting your ass handed by Lyndon doesn't justify this bizarre obsession. Just ignore him and quit spamming the Bureaus and Mines. It's getting embarrassing.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2016, 07:18:54 PM »

That was funny.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2016, 06:07:11 PM »

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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2016, 01:44:06 PM »

Clinton is outperforming Obama 12. Trump's only hope is that Bubba has his friends and parent-siblings packed in his tailgate like sardines when he heads to the polls.

Live shot of the Clan McCoy of East Bumblefuk, WV on their way to vote for Mister Donald J. Trump!


Ah, my people! My kin! My fellow deplorables! I ought to get up to WV this summer, do a little exploring of my own. Such a majestic state.

(I am serious, I kinda sorta have a semi-planned out roadtrip to WV and back this summer but it'll be postponed I'm sure)
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,095
United States


Political Matrix
E: 5.29, S: -5.04


« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2016, 02:18:02 PM »

The legendary Wulfric endorsement is a bad one to lose.
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