imspired by the resounding sucess of his American counterapart, the host of the Apprentice Lord Alan Sugar rejoins Labour, ousting Corbyn with his famous catchphrase "you're fired" (well someone else's famous catchphrase, anyway) and promises to bring Labour the greatness he brought to the British electronics industry.
Not to be outdone, the Tories turn to another celebrity peer, the Ray Kroc of musical theatre himself Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber who has some reality TV show experience of himself. He cities foreign policy experience (Evita), deep respect for religion (Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph) and transport policy (Starlight Express)
Frontbenches of the Conservatives:
Simon Cowell - Talent Sec
Charles Saatchi - Public Relations and Women's Issues
Gary Barlow - Minister of Tax Havens
Julian Fellowes (Downton Abbey) - Work and Pensions, renamed as "Upstairs and Downstairs Sec"
Labour:
JK Rowling - Education
Stephen HAwking - Intergalactic Issues
Patrick Stewart - as above
Stephen Fry - Minister of Trivia
Laughed out loud (for real) at the bolded part.
