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« on: November 08, 2014, 07:50:53 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 08, 2014, 07:42:59 PM
Quote from: BaconBacon96 on November 08, 2014, 07:13:50 PM
But what are they going to impeach him for?

They'll start with his abysmal handling of the response to Hurricane Katrina, and go from there.
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 03:22:40 PM »
Quote from: Senator TNF on November 11, 2014, 01:57:20 PM
Of course this issue is also muddled by the fact that the majority of our libertarian teenagers have never held and probably will never hold a real job, preferring instead to spend their waking hours arguing about how cat-calling is free speech and that Lincoln was a Marxist dictator who confiscated property, interchangeable of course with their paranoid rants about the central bankers (read: Jews) who control the economy and make "real capitalism" (which doesn't work anyway, but libertarians have no conception of history) impossible.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2014, 11:25:33 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2014, 11:27:20 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2014, 01:48:12 AM »
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Quote from: MormDem on December 09, 2014, 09:49:22 PM
it's a false dichotomy that taketh not into account cops that stone themselves.
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2014, 10:11:52 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2014, 10:46:05 AM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on December 29, 2014, 12:54:19 AM
For some reason I always pronounce it in my head as o-pay-bo.
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2014, 03:38:03 PM »
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Quote from: SWE, Senator-Elect on December 28, 2014, 07:24:47 PM
My dad got me a pair of socks with a picture of President Kennedy on them
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2015, 10:59:42 AM »
Sex ed by Vox Populi:

Quote from: Vox Populi on January 02, 2015, 08:29:30 AM
You don't need them if a girl is on top. Thanks to gravity, she won't be able to get pregnant.
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2015, 12:27:13 PM »
Quote from: asexual trans victimologist on January 03, 2015, 11:04:20 AM
Quote from: R.I.P. KCDem on January 03, 2015, 07:25:03 AM
Quote from: Eraserhead on January 03, 2015, 04:00:34 AM
In a lot of ways, he's the forum's equivalent of Jesus Christ. Still waiting for him to rise again though.

Date Registered:    April 07, 2014, 05:25:30 pm
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2015, 01:10:26 PM »
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Quote from: retromike22 on January 08, 2015, 12:59:00 PM
I think about 9 or 10 meters, when my nephew stole bacon from my plate and I had to chase him to get it back.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2015, 06:54:25 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 01:47:45 PM »
Well, I put the context in the Deluge, but it is actually funny enough to cross-post here:

Quote from: Hifly on January 14, 2015, 12:58:13 PM
Quote from: Antonio V on January 14, 2015, 12:55:15 PM
Quote from: Hifly on January 14, 2015, 12:51:03 PM
Quote from: Charlotte Hebdo on January 14, 2015, 12:46:33 PM
Quote from: Hifly on January 14, 2015, 12:39:11 PM
God forbid that the democratic will of the Slovakian people is different to that of the white schoolboys on Atlas! How dare they!

You do realize no one is arguing against their right to hold the referendum or saying the result shouldn't be respected?

Crabcake has openly and callously hurled vitriol towards the people and constitution, and others on this forum also hold this hostility. They shall not be vindicated!

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There will be no vindication.                     There will be no vindication.                                  There will be no vindication.
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2015, 03:59:22 PM »
Quote from: Lowly Griff on January 14, 2015, 11:28:14 PM
If God was physically going to lift you to reach your full potential a) he'd have already done it and b) he'd need a reinforced crane.
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2015, 07:28:17 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2015, 04:41:39 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2015, 06:45:12 AM »
Quote from: Small L on January 22, 2015, 10:07:48 PM
What does HBD stand for? I presume it's not good, so I'm not interested in giving their blog views. I tried searching but all that came up is that it's an abbreviation for happy birthday.
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2015, 03:04:41 AM »
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Quote from: Vox Populi on January 31, 2015, 02:23:22 AM
Instead of borrowing from Germany, Greece would now borrow from Papa Bushie
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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2015, 03:52:14 PM »
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Quote from: shua on February 05, 2015, 02:56:20 PM
Always good to see Pope Francis continuing to reach out to society's outcasts.
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2015, 01:58:45 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2015, 09:05:11 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2015, 05:26:45 PM »
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Quote from: afleitch on February 14, 2015, 05:25:19 PM
...he'd be parking their cars at GOP fundraising balls.
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« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2015, 12:28:42 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2015, 10:40:04 PM »
Quote from: Vox Populi on February 23, 2015, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Lief on February 23, 2015, 08:06:37 PM
wait wait wait...

what exactly is Jesus going to put Bushie in charge of once he's in Heaven?!

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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2015, 09:13:16 PM »
Quote from: Indy Texas on February 24, 2015, 08:11:25 PM

He tripped and fell while she happened to be lying on the floor using a thighmaster.
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