UPDATE-OPOLY

[Joe Republic]

King     $1425

King advances to Call Center #3, and generously contributes $20 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their rent.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1475

Pink Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:





Pink Team collects $350!

JerryArkansas     $1500

JerryArkansas advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their rent.

Bore     $2250

Bore advances to Russ Powers' Office

Would you like to purchase this property for $280 of your parents' money?

[Mr. Morden]

Yes, Joe's done a great job considering he didn't quit his job to Focus on Updateopoly.

Actually I did decide to voluntarily terminate my employment in order to devote my attention 100% to Update-opoly.  This is the path that God has laid out for me, so the moment that I heard His words in my ears, I thrusted ahead and told my boss I was leaving that day and would not return.

I understand that at first there is little to no income from running Update-opoly, but in time my God will deliver on His promise and furnish my desires for financial stability.

That's definitely a different way of doing things.  But just because it's different doesn't make it wrong, and no one can say otherwise.

[bore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

That's a yes please.

[Joe Republic]

SomebodyWhoExists     $1715

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Just Napping

AndrewCT     $1400

AndrewCT advances to Cracker Barrel

Oakvale     $1080

Oakvale advances to Health Care

Would you like to purchase this property for $150 of your parents' money?

CLICK FOR LARGER VERSION

[Oakvale]

I will indeed get that sweet Indian healthcare please Joe.

[King]

Not to suddenly get competitive here, but I'm eying me some Braum's. Come on lucky #11.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1240

Red Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

King     $1355

King advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1825

Pink Team advances to Cracker Barrel

JerryArkansas     $1490

JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #3, and generously contributes $20 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their rent.

Bore     $1994

Bore advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $1715

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Free Gas and collects $50!

AndrewCT     $1400

AndrewCT advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $930

Oakvale advances to Christmas

Would you like to purchase this property for $400 of your parents' money?

CLICK FOR LARGER VERSION

[Oakvale]

I know times have been difficult since I was let go, but my parents are willing to help me out in order to focus on Christmas. It's not a hand out, it's a hand up. I will pay $400 of their money to buy Christmas.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1280

Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:




Red Team moves back to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

King     $1331

King advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1825

Pink Team advances to Go To Bed, sleepily moving directly to Bed

JerryArkansas     $1470

JerryArkansas advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2192

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, advances to Train Room and generously contributes $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1769

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1376

AndrewCT advances to Christmas, and generously contributes $50 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $580

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral

Would you like to purchase this property for $200 of your parents' money?

CLICK FOR LARGER VERSION

[Mr. Morden]

Russ Powers' Office appears to be the most heavily visited room in all of Oklahoma.

[Oakvale]

Joe, there's nothing wrong with eating Golden Corrral a few times a week. I'm drinking five glasses of water a day and am down 0.3 pounds. I know more needs to be done but that is a big improvement. And I am NOT worried about going into debt. That's not going to happen. I will buy Golden Corral.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1255

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to invest $200 of their parents' money in a bold new financial opportunity at Scam.

King     $1256

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1825

Pink Team remains In Bed

Would you like to pay $50 to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?

JerryArkansas     $1446

JerryArkansas advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:




 

JerryArkansas advances to GO and collects $400!

Bore     $2412

Bore advances to Men's Only Church Dinner and generously contributes $6 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1745

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Christmas, and generously contributes $50 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1326

AndrewCT passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Oakvale     $661

Oakvale advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

CLICK FOR LARGER VERSION

[Oakvale]

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to invest $200 of their parents' money in a bold new financial opportunity at Scam.

Red Team clearly wins the "most realistic player" award here.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Enjoy your postal service examination study books, red team!

[King]

My dice rolls have not gone as planned, but that's okay. I trust God will land me on a fresh new property to buy soon.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

I will pay another $50 to wake up, Joe. The next turn is going to be a busy one, and I will need at least two hours to shower and brush my teeth.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1265

Red Team advances to Utah Call Center

Would you like to purchase this property for $140 of your parents' money?

[Bacon King]

Yes I will buy Utah Call Center however due to my 7.5 grade headache I will be unable to attend my first day of work

[Joe Republic]

Yes I will buy Utah Call Center however due to my 7.5 grade headache I will be unable to attend my first day of work

How unfortunate!  However, I'm confident that your new employers will understand when you show up to your induction later this week or whenever.

[Joe Republic]

King     $1456

King advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1775

Pink Team advances to Free Gas, collecting $350!

JerryArkansas     $1856

JerryArkansas advances to Corporate Worship

Would you like to purchase this property for $120 of your parents' money?

[JerryArkansas]

I have to so, it may be dumb, but I will use 120$ of my parent's money to purchase Corporate Worship. 

[Joe Republic]

Bore     $2406

Bore advances to Adoption Agency

Would you like to purchase this property for $180 of your parents' money?

Bore advances to Cracker Barrel

Would you like to purchase this property for $200 of your parents' money?

[King]

I enjoyed myself watching the big game. Duluth won 48-3, improving to 1-11 on the year!

[bore]

I'll take both of them please.

[Mr. Morden]

Joe, are the "Papa's Retirement Fund" and "Trust Jesus" cards all settled?  Or do you leave open the option of adding in new cards based on current/future Update developments, and adding them to the deck?

Because it would be fun to include scenarios like "eating cheeseburgers for bowling energy" to those cards:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=202933.msg4398152#msg4398152