UPDATE-OPOLY

[IceSpear]

Until he stopped napping, AndrewCT was the most realistic character in this.

[AndrewTX]

Until he stopped napping, AndrewCT was the most realistic character in this.

You are not allowed to judge me, only God can. Also my parents woke me up, to tell me we were going to golden carrel for lunch, and we would stop at braums along the way. It is a 23 minute drive and my dad would need the break from driving. I will get fries with my burger, but I'll add something healthy. Possibly a strawberry milkshake. The fruit in it will cancel the fries. I know you all will harp on me for it, but it would be rude of me to not go with them.

[Bacon King]

Yes

[Joe Republic]

King     $1148

King advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2551

Pink Team advances to Just Napping

Pink Team advances to Adoption Agency, and generously contributes $14 to Bore to help pay his rent.

JerryArkansas     $1528

JerryArkansas passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room, generously contributing $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2302

Bore advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1646

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

AndrewCT     $1491

AndrewCT advances to On The Border, paying $25 to King for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Oakvale     $609

Oakvale advances to Free Gas, collecting $215!

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $978

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

King     $1163

King advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2537

Pink Team advances to Call Center #3, and pays $20 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

JerryArkansas     $1724

JerryArkansas advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, generously contributing $6 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2292

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1663

SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study generously contributing $6 to King to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1466

AndrewCT advances to Call Center #1, and pays $18 to sidejack with JerryArkansas.

Oakvale     $855

Oakvale advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

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[King]

All the rent I have been paying my way around the board this time is actually a good thing. These locations all closer to my work in case it snows.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1173

Red Team advances to Utah Call Center, where they already work.

King     $1185

King advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, which he already owns.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2517

Pink Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

JerryArkansas     $1736

JerryArkansas advances to Hobo Orgy Garage

Would you like to purchase this property for $160 of your parents' money?

[JerryArkansas]

God may damn me for it, but I have to buy Hobo Orgy Garage with $160 _{of my parents money}.

[King]

As it is Christmastime, I have decided to take out a credit card so that I can buy gifts for family and friends as well as low volume media for my AutoCAD(D) playroom when Grandma is asleep.

[Joe Republic]

As it is Christmastime, I have decided to take out a credit card so that I can buy gifts for family and friends as well as relaxing media for my AutoCAD playroom.

My dear King, you need to own all of a colored set of properties before you can start taking out credit cards or loans!  I direct your attention to Chapter 6 of this how-to-play guide.

[Joe Republic]

Bore     $2292

Bore advances to Call Center #3, and pays $20 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1857

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Just Napping

AndrewCT     $1448

AndrewCT advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and generously contributes $22 to King to help pay his rent.



 

AndrewCT advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

Oakvale     $830

Oakvale advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer, and generously contributes $28 to King to help pay his rent.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1193

Red Team advances to On The Border, paying $25 to King for a delicious and healthy dinner.

King     $1260

King advances to Tulsa Apartment

Would you like to purchase this property for $300 of your parents' money?

[Mr. Morden]

As it is Christmastime, I have decided to take out a credit card so that I can buy gifts for family and friends as well as relaxing media for my AutoCAD playroom.

My dear King, you need to own all of a colored set of properties before you can start taking out credit cards or loans!  I direct your attention to Chapter 6 of this how-to-play guide.

The way that King plays the game may be different, but you have no right to say that it's wrong.  It's a perfectly normal American way to play.

[King]

That's it I'm tired of having every little play I make called into question!!! No more updates from me!

[King]

Good morning everyone!  Its 0938 in Tulsa and I plan on purchasing an apartment in Tulsa by no later than 1000.

[AndrewTX]

I feel as if Joe is out to get me. I will continue to play this game, but with caution. I dont like having my good name tarnished

[Joe Republic]

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2417

Pink Team advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

JerryArkansas     $1576

JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #1, where he already works.

Bore     $2281

Bore advances to Russ Powers' Office, which he already owns.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1857

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Hobo Orgy Garage, and generously contributes $12 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.



 

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Adoption Agency, and generously contributes $14 to Bore to help pay his rent.



 

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1326

AndrewCT is stuck inside his motel room, sheltered from the Arctic conditions outside!

Oakvale     $852

Oakvale advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1168

Red Team advances to Free Gas, collecting $200!

King     $960

King advances to 4th of July

Would you like to purchase this property for $350 of your parents' money?

[King]

$350 is a steep price, but God would not want me to pass up the opportunity to buy one of His favorite holidays.

[Joe Republic]

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2367

Pink Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, generously contributing $6 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

JerryArkansas     $1588

JerryArkansas advances to Tulsa Apartment, generously contributing $26 to King to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2320

Bore advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer, generously contributing $28 to King to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1806

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Tulsa Apartment, generously contributing $26 to King to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1326

AndrewCT passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:





AndrewCT collects $400 of his parents' money!

Oakvale     $1258

Oakvale advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





Oakvale advances to Christmas

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[King]

My Dear Friend Oakvale, I wish to offer you a trade: 4am Bible Study and On the Border in exchange for Christmas. Please consider this offer with your parents tonight and make a decision on it bathed in prayer.

[Mr. Morden]

The Red Team, King, JerryArkansas, and Oakvale have all the properties needed for four monopolies between them.  They should all work out some kind of mega-trade, giving each player one monopoly.  (Thus, screwing over the other four players.)

If you don't do trades to give someone a monopoly, then this game will never end, as no one will ever be eliminated.  Because you have these house rules with free gas and the $400 bonus if you land on Go, there's too much cash in the game.  The existing rents just aren't high enough to force anyone out.  I mean, the two players who don't have any properties should in theory be losing money as they pay rents for the properties they land on.  But they've actually *gained* money compared to their starting positions.  So in your present course, the game will go on indefinitely.

I'd like to point out that this suggestion is not some crazy "get rich quick" scheme.  It's a very sound method for making money, which is used by millions of Americans every day.  As reliable a path to riches as selling Kirby vacuums.

[King]

The Red Team, King, JerryArkansas, and Oakvale have all the properties needed for four monopolies between them.  They should all work out some kind of mega-trade, giving each player one monopoly.  (Thus, screwing over the other four players.)

If you don't do trades to give someone a monopoly, then this game will never end, as no one will ever be eliminated.  Because you have these house rules with free gas and the $400 bonus if you land on Go, there's too much cash in the game.  The existing rents just aren't high enough to force anyone out.  I mean, the two players who don't have any properties should in theory be losing money as they pay rents for the properties they land on.  But they've actually *gained* money compared to their starting positions.  So in your present course, the game will go on indefinitely.

I'd like to point out that this suggestion is not some crazy "get rich quick" scheme.  It's a very sound method for making money, which is used by millions of Americans every day.  As reliable a path to riches as selling Kirby vacuums.

I am strongly considering planning to do this megatrade in time. But baby steps. I am not going to change what I am doing!

[Bacon King]

JerryArkansas with prayerful consideration what do you want for Hobo Orgy Garage

[Oakvale]

Joe, Jerry and I have taken advantage of a once in a lifetime investment opportunity.

I am trading Jerry Men's Only Church Dinner and $370 that my parents have generously provided in exhange for Hobo Orgy Garage and Call Center #1.