UPDATE-OPOLY

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1113

Red Team advances to Call Center #2 and generously contributes $90 to Oakvale to help pay his credit card bill.

King     $916

King advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2631

Pink Team advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to help JerryArkansas bribe the adoption officials.

JerryArkansas     $1855

JerryArkansas advances to Tulsa Apartment and generously contributes $26 to help King pay for his porn cable subscription.

Bore     $2826

Bore advances to Utah Call Center and generously contributes $150 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their credit card bills.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1911

SomebodyWhoExists advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

AndrewCT     $1518

AndrewCT advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $836

Oakvale advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer, and generously contributes $28 to King to help pay his rent.

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[King]

As a viewer and fan I am on my knees praying that King doesn't blow his money on porn and and excessive cable packages and go bankrupt.  He's down on his luck it seems.   RIP.

You have NO RIGHT to question my financial situation. I still have plenty of money and will be collecting $200 very soon!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

As a viewer and fan I am on my knees praying that King doesn't blow his money on porn and and excessive cable packages and go bankrupt.  He's down on his luck it seems.   RIP.

You have NO RIGHT to question my financial situation. I still have plenty of money and will be collecting $200 very soon!

With the Tulsa apartment rent due soon, you better.  I'm talking to Jesus for you.

[Oakvale]

Everything is getting a little better for BushOAK, Joe. I am going to celebrate by taking out three new credit cards, one on each Call Center. I know what you're going to say - that I should pace myself. But you need to trust me, I know what I'm doing. This isn't the wrong way, just a different way.

[Bacon King]

After discussion with my parents, we have decided that I shall take out six more credit cards as well. I know you might disagree with this strategy but you have no right to question God's plan for me.

[Oakvale]

Oh hang on, I thought we had to wait until we had one credit card on each property before placing more etc. If I'd known otherwise I would have just done that in one fell swoop.

[Joe Republic]

Oh hang on, I thought we had to wait until we had one credit card on each property before placing more etc. If I'd known otherwise I would have just done that in one fell swoop.

Apologies if I was unclear about the even build rule.  I found this handy explanation which might help clear things up.  As long as you abide by the the even build rule, you can apply for as many credit cards as you can afford to in one go.  Absolutely nothing wrong with that, etc.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $573

Red Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

King     $920

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Men's Only Church Dinner.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2617

Pink Team advances to Free Gas and collects $495!



 

Pink Team advances to Go To Bed and moves sleepily to Bed.

JerryArkansas     $1829

JerryArkansas advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

Bore     $2700

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1852

SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1494

AndrewCT advances to Grandma's House, just in time for Grandma to serve up some wholesome fixins'.

Oakvale     $383

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

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[King]

Great Saturday morning everyone! God has blessed me with a trade offer and I have accepted His Call. I have sold the AutoCAD(D) Play Room to Bore for $500.

With this newly found money, I can now pay off more bills than ever before!

[Bacon King]

Hello everyone! At 17:57 on this fine Saturday evening, bore and I have agreed that he will take my place in the Metro Tech Admissions Office in exchange for Cracker Barrel, Adoption Agency, and $100!

[bore]

After much prayerful consideration, I'd like to place 3 credit cards each (9 in total) on my yellows as soon as the rules allow.

[Bacon King]

Also Joe I would like to brighten my financial future by taking out three loans

[King]

Papa has advised me and Andrew to swap On The Border and Grandma's House so that Andrew can get some home-cooked meals from OTB while I stay with Grandma as it is much closer to my employment at Go. After much prayer, we have decided to go forward with this trade!

[AndrewTX]

Let me make it clear. Papa advised this was the right decision, and I have gone with it. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS DECISION, AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION US

[Joe Republic]

So much trading activity!  God's plan for this game is truly underway!  I believe I will join in too, by purchasing (with my own parents' money! ) the Just Napping space.  While it is true that I cannot technically charge any rent for this space, nor am I technically a player, I still believe it is a bargain at only $1,200.

FYI, I will be updating the next round of turns at 2030 this evening.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $473

Red Team advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

King     $1620

King advances to Hobo Orgy Garage and very generously contributes $900 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.



 

King advances to Adoption Agency and generously contributes $14 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help bribe the adoption officials.



 

King advances to Call Center #1 and generously contributes $250 to Oakvale to help pay his credit card bills.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $3112

Pink Team wakes up, advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to JerryArkansas to help bribe the adoption officials.



 

Pink Team advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help teach the children about Christianity.

JerryArkansas     $1768

JerryArkansas passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Bore     $734

Bore advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office.

SomebodyWhoExists     $2047

SomebodyWhoExists advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to JerryArkansas to help bribe the adoption officials.

AndrewCT     $1494

AndrewCT advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

Oakvale     $954

Oakvale advances to 4am Bible Study and generously contributes $6 to pray with King.

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[King]

It appears as though I am about to get slaughtered with credit card payments, but DO NOT FEAR. For the Lord has said to TRUST IN HIM, and I will land 1, 4, 7, or 9 on my next turn!!!

[ilikeverin]

Rolling a 1 would be a sure sign of the loving embrace of Jesus, indeed!

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1337

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Corporate Worship generously contributing $8 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.

King     $462

King advances to Russ Powers' Office and very generously contributes $850 to Bore to help pay his credit card bills.

Whoops!  You can't quite afford to pay.  With God's help, you must raise an additional $388.


Here are the mortgage values of your properties:

4am Bible Study	$50
Tulsa Apartment	$150
Grandma's House	$150
Ma & Pa's Trailer	$160
4th of July	$175

[King]

Due to my recent financial troubles, I will be moving back home into Ma and Pa's Trailer and will be mortgaging all of my other properties.

[Joe Republic]

King advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $3082

Pink Team advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and very generously contributes $800 to help Bore continue his education.

JerryArkansas     $1965

JerryArkansas advances to Walmart and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Bore     $2384

Bore advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

SomebodyWhoExists     $2033

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

AndrewCT     $1444

AndrewCT passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, generously contributing $6 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $948

Oakvale advances to O.N.G. and listens to his radio at his desk at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.

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[King]

Despite being near destitute, I feel really good about this new fiancee and the life we can build together!

To help pay for the wedding, I will be selling my mortgaged 4 AM Bible Study to Bacon King for $400!!!

[Bacon King]

I'd like to unmortgage it plz

[bore]

After having a dream in which God spoke to me I'd like to place another 3 credit cards on the yellows.

The quote was "I have prepared you for 10 turns for this big move.  Be still, and know that I am God, Be strong and of a good courage.  I have work left for you in Updateopoly, but you will not lose the game.  These men playing the game need your help.  Don't worry about how you will get down there and don't worry about anything, I've got you in my arms.  Every hair on your head is numbered.  I know every thing about every one of your days before they even happen.  Be Still, and Know that I am GOD."

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1724

Red Team advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to help JerryArkansas bribe the adoption officials.

King     $462

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2282

Pink Team advances to Grandma's House, and makes sure that she's doing okay after King mortgaged her home.

JerryArkansas     $1235

JerryArkansas advances to The Kenyan Kids and loves on them for a few hours.

Bore     $1884

Bore advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

SomebodyWhoExists     $1987

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1638

AndrewCT advances to Utah Call Center and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Oakvale     $973

Oakvale advances to Call Center #2 and sidejacks with himself for a while.

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