UPDATE-OPOLY

[bore]

I'd like to put loans on my yellows please, and THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with that.

[Oakvale]

Joe, I know this is risky, but I believe God is on my side. After being bathed in His light, I have decided to buy take out 2 more credit cards on each red property. If I should walk through the Valley of Bore and fear no evil, I believe this will pay off. I am willing to take the risk of being bankrupted.

[King]

Is there a Trust Jesus card where Grandma dies and I collect $10,000 on the life insurance I sold her?  If so, pls give me it Joe.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2460

Red Team advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help teach the children about Christianity.

King     $658

King advances to Just Napping.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2282

Pink Team advances to GO, collecting $400 of their parents' money!

JerryArkansas     $1235

JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #3 and very generously contributes $925 to help Oakvale pay his credit card bills.

Bore     $1834

Bore advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $2178

SomebodyWhoExists advances to O.N.G., and generously contributes $70 to help Oakvale survive unemployment after suddenly resigning without notice.

AndrewCT     $1638

AndrewCT advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help teach the children about Christianity.

Oakvale     $1068

Oakvale advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2444

Red Team advances to Russ Powers' Office, and very generously contributes $1200 to help Bore with his loan payment.

King     $658

King advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2682

Pink Team advances to Just Napping.



 

Pink Team advances to Adoption Agency and generously contributes $14 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help bribe the adoption officials.

JerryArkansas     $310

JerryArkansas advances to Tulsa Apartment and checks in on King's stuff for him.

Bore     $3034

Bore advances to Hobo Orgy Garage, and very generously contributes $900 to help Bacon King and HockeyDude with their loan payment.

SomebodyWhoExists     $2124

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Call Center #1 and very generously contributes $875 to help Oakvale pay his credit card bills.

AndrewCT     $872

AndrewCT advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1150 tuition fees, he instead pays his remaining $872 to Bore, along with his properties!


AndrewCT has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Oakvale     $1893

Oakvale advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.



 

Oakvale advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

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[Bacon King]

RIP JJ

[King]

RIP AndrewCT, RIP JJ

I'll be joining you in Heaven soon.

[Oakvale]

I am filled with the spirit! Loans on all my red properties, please Joe.

[Mr. Morden]

King could always offer the 4th of July to Oakvale in exchange for a large infusion of cash, with the longshot hope of surviving long enough to recoup enough $ to put some credit cards on the green properties.  It probably won't work, but it's better than nothing.

[King]

Offers for the 4th of July are raining down on me like manna from Heaven. May God guide me to the right decision.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Of all the souls playing this game none was more pure than Andrews.  RIP BIG DADDY.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2208

Red Team advances to 4th of July, which was a total bust this year thanks to King.

King     $683

King advances to Call Center #2.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1050 sidejacking service fees, he instead pays his remaining $683 to Oakvale, along with his properties!


King has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2668

Pink Team advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office, and very generously contributes $1150 to help Bore with his loan payment.

JerryArkansas     $310

JerryArkansas passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Blondie's Kennel (Grave) generously contributing $2 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their rent.

Bore     $4156

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1265

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Tulsa Apartment and checks in on Oakvale's stuff for him.

Oakvale     $2476

Oakvale advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, and generously contributes $6 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.

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[King]

RIP me.

[Oakvale]

Hallelujah hallelujah! Joe, I would like to un-mortgage my green properties and if possible also take out some new credit cards on each of them. I know it is a risk, but I believe He wants me to succeed on this.

[Joe Republic]

Hallelujah hallelujah! Joe, I would like to un-mortgage my green properties and if possible also take out some new credit cards on each of them. I know it is a risk, but I believe He wants me to succeed on this.

Is that a metric 'some', or standard measurement?

[Oakvale]

Hallelujah hallelujah! Joe, I would like to un-mortgage my green properties and if possible also take out some new credit cards on each of them. I know it is a risk, but I believe He wants me to succeed on this.

Is that a metric 'some', or standard measurement?

Oh sorry, I forgot the build rule again (i.e. thought I could only buy one at a time). I'll take out two exciting new credit cards on each green property.

[Oakvale]

Joe, me and my dear friends Dallasfan/MattVT have also finalised an exciting business venture where I will receive $700 of his parents' money in exchange for allowing them to focus on Christmas.

I will also like to un-mortgage July 4th.

[Bacon King]

Jerry and SWE are you guys even playing anymore I'm tryna trade you monopolies but you guys aren't even reading my PMs

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2210

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Blondie's Kennel (Grave) to feed him/her (and pay their respects).

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $818

Pink Team advances to Tulsa Apartment and very generously contributes $390 to help Oakvale pay his credit card bills.

JerryArkansas     $514

JerryArkansas advances to Just Napping.

Bore     $4140

Bore advances to Call Center #2, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.



 

Bore advances to Grandma's House, and very generously contributes $390 to Oakvale to help pay his credit card bills.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1265

SomebodyWhoExists advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

Oakvale     $3277

Oakvale advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:





Oakvale pays a total of $585 to the Free Gas fund!

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[Oakvale]

2 more credit cards on each green property please Joe.

[bore]

Jerry and SWE are you guys even playing anymore I'm tryna trade you monopolies but you guys aren't even reading my PMs

I've also tried, to no effect. All that's left to do is pray that they go bankrupt on my property.

[JerryArkansas]

Jerry and SWE are you guys even playing anymore I'm tryna trade you monopolies but you guys aren't even reading my PMs

I've also tried, to no effect. All that's left to do is pray that they go bankrupt on my property.

I have been reading them, I just really don't want to do that.  I play this game in a very strange way, and it works.  I am happy that you want to trade with me, I just don't want to at this time.

[Foucaulf]

Jerry and SWE are you guys even playing anymore I'm tryna trade you monopolies but you guys aren't even reading my PMs

I've also tried, to no effect. All that's left to do is pray that they go bankrupt on my property.

I have been reading them, I just really don't want to do that.  I play this game in a very strange way, and it works.  I am happy that you want to trade with me, I just don't want to at this time.

Code for "I've accepted that I'll lose, so at least I want to see you squirm."

Anyways, the probability of Jerry falling to BK conditional on his current spot is quite low, and surrendering his properties to Oakvale is most likely. I still don't agree with him trading off the blue monopoly, but he's playing the slow game.

[Bacon King]

SWE has traded me Maisha Orphanage in exchange for Blondie's Kennel + $300

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Joe, me and my dear friends Dallasfan/MattVT have also finalised an exciting business venture where I will receive $700 of his parents' money in exchange for allowing them to focus on Christmas.

I will also like to un-mortgage July 4th.

Joe, there are some very important developments brewing.

Even though it isn't for six more days, Mom and Dad have agreed to pitch $700 of the money left over from student loans to pay for Christmas.

Christmas has come early!!!

(confirming the above)