UPDATE-OPOLY

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2110

Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:



Red Team advances to On The Border, paying $50 to Bore for two delicious and healthy dinners.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $428

Pink Team advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

JerryArkansas     $514

JerryArkansas advances to The Kenyan Kids and loves on them for a few hours.



 

JerryArkansas advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:



Unable to contribute the necessary $750 sidejacking service fees, he instead pays his remaining $514 to Bacon King and HockeyDude, along with his properties!


JerryArkansas has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Bore     $2750

Bore advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1965

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Oakvale     $1517

Oakvale advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $32 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help teach the children about Christianity.



 

Oakvale advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and very generously contributes $1150 to Bore to help with his loan payment.



 

Oakvale advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

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[Bacon King]

Lord Jesus has rewarded me for my faith in Him! I am going to follow Mama's advice to take a brief moment and relax, so I'll take out three more loans on orange (to buy a new subscription to the playboy website)

[Oakvale]

Joyful news! It appears I will soon be raptured and seated at His right hand for eternity!

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1206

Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:



Red Team pays $100 to Free Gas, advances to Call Center #2, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $378

Pink Team advances to GO, collecting $400 of their parents' money!

Bore     $3825

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study generously contributing $12 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1940

SomebodyWhoExists advances to O.N.G., and generously contributes $70 to help Oakvale survive unemployment after suddenly resigning without notice.

Oakvale     $1405

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $8 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

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[rpryor03]

Looks like our dear friends Bacon King and Hockey Dude need to roll a 3 or 11 to survive.

[Mr. Morden]

Looks like our dear friends Bacon King and Hockey Dude need to roll a 3 or 11 to survive.

Actually, the best would be an 8.

[Bacon King]

Jesus has told me he will guide me to roll an 11 and I trust He will protect me

[Joe Republic]

Actually guys, you should all redirect your prayers towards different sets of numbers, as apparently I forgot to move the red choo choo forward that one space.  I'll fix it when I get home.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $68

Red Team advances to Go To Sleep and moves sleepily to Bed.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $778

Pink Team advances to 4am Bible Study, and decides not to disturb the sleeping Bacon King and HockeyDude.



 

Pink Team advances to Utah Call Center, and decides again to not disturb the sleeping Bacon King and HockeyDude.

Bore     $4013

Bore advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $1828

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Call Center #1, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $2597

Oakvale advances to O.N.G. and listens to his radio at his desk at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.

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[Joe Republic]

After this post from ODF, I am hereby reverting the 4th of July to its original name.  As of 1300 on December 21, 2014, that space will be known as New Year's Eve.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $18

Red Team remains In Bed

Would you like to use your Wake Up Free card, or pay $50 of your parents' money to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?

[Bacon King]

Wtf no income when sleeping? Must have missed that house rule, yes get out of jail free plz

In the event of insufficient money at any point please generate cash in this order until you have enough: mortgage the cyan properties then sell loans and credit cards on purple then mortgage purple then mortgage restaurants

Thanks joe

[Joe Republic]

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $728

Pink Team advances to Maisha Orphanage.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1000 adoption fees, they instead pay their remaining $728 to Bacon King and HockeyDude, along with their properties!


Pink Team has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  They advance to Heaven, receive perfect new bodies, and take their place beside their Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Bore     $4213

Bore advances to Free Gas, collecting $960!!

SomebodyWhoExists     $778

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Grandma's House.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1100 credit card payments, he instead pays his remaining $778 to Oakvale, along with his properties!


SomebodyWhoExists has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Oakvale     $3375

Oakvale advances to Adoption Agency, and very generously contributes $950 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

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[rpryor03]

RIP SWE, Dallasfan, and Matt, FFs all.

[Oakvale]

I'm feeling optimistic Joe. A loan on each green property please.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1696

Red Team advances to Call Center #1 and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $5173

Bore advances to Tulsa Apartment and very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $4150

Oakvale advances to Health Care, and gets a free check-up.

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[Mr. Morden]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1696

Red Team advances to Call Center #1 and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

If they were in bed and they rolled a 10, wouldn't they land on Free Gas?

[Joe Republic]

That would just be me forgetting to change the dice images.  They definitely rolled a 6 and a 5, which I remember because Bore then rolled the same number the other way around.

[Oakvale]

I mean, four credit cards on the brown properties I guess? Why not. If possible I'd also like to add those four each and go right ahead to loans on each, too.

[Joe Republic]

I mean, four credit cards on the brown properties I guess? Why not. If possible I'd also like to add those four each and go right ahead to loans on each, too.

I don't blame you for taking out loans so that JJ/Blondie can have a nice, shiny new kennel, and Papa can have a brand new train set!  Feel free to tell Papa that he will of course need to pick up the kennel from Walmart and put it together, and he'll also need to collect the train set from Albuquerque as they unfortunately cannot ship it.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $646

Red Team advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office and very generously contributes $1150 to Bore to help with his loan payment.


Now $504 in debt, Red Team decides to mortgage all the light blue properties, and consolidate the loans and four credit cards on the pink properties.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of this.

Bore     $5048

Bore advances to Christmas and buys a nice gift worth $50 for Bacon King and HockeyDude.

Oakvale     $3650

Oakvale advances to Braum's, and pays $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

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[morgieb]

Oakvale looking the hot favourite ATM.

[Bacon King]

Bore/oakvale if either of you want to buy the cyan monopoly state your price

[Bacon King]

I have sold cyan monopoly to bore for $2001

[Joe Republic]

I have sold cyan monopoly to bore for $2001

What a trade!  Bore must be so excited to have all the religious properties belong to him, although let's not forget that we all in turn belong to God, and therefore the ownership of his new monopoly is pretty circular if you think about it.  But I don't really want to explain that any more than I already have, however, so don't bother asking!